| Craziest thing you've said during sex....
Posted: 8/12/2005 8:31:49 PM | Ok. i didnt say this....
My two roommates were going at it and they were banging the headboard on the wall. the rhithum (I cant spell today) was exactly like that of a train. My other roomamte walked in and said, "orient Express Now Unloading!!" and walked away. the next thing we heard from the room was frantic giggling.
Again, same two roomies, were going at it and they were so loud they rattled the windows. When they finished and came out of the room they got a standing ovation from me and three of my other roommates. 
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| Craziest thing you've said during sex....
Posted: 8/12/2005 8:55:23 PM | | once when i was talking to my mom long distance on the phone, my gf decides it would be fun to play with me for a while. She sucked me off while i was trying to talk to my mom. I eventually got off the phone though, and paid her back later. | |
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| Craziest thing you've said during sex....
Posted: 8/14/2005 1:04:07 AM | | I've called two seperate ex girlfriends, two other random girl's names...you'd think I like getting slapped or something... I am just bad with names | |
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| Craziest thing you've said during sex....
Posted: 8/14/2005 1:46:39 AM | "Oh sh**, the sink just moved!"
...this one makes more sense with a bit of backstory. See, I was living in the UK. My bedroom had a little sink in it, the kind you'd expect in a bathroom. I was sitting on the dresser with one foot on the sink and...I think the other leg was over his arm?...anyhow, I put a little too much weight on the sink and...yeah, it moved. | |
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| Craziest thing you've said during sex....
Posted: 8/14/2005 3:39:13 AM | | Poped my head up and with the voice of yoda said "mmmhelp you I can, use the force you must" and began gigling like yoda.....and I have to tell ya best night I ever had!!!!!!!!!!! | |
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| Craziest thing you've said during sex....
Posted: 8/15/2005 7:14:25 AM | well three instances stick out
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dad walks in ... says oops sorry if you done coffeee is ready
me.... sure dad let me finish him i come and talk to you and have a cup coffee with u
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daughter walks in as i am giving a blowjob ...
daughter: what you doing mom
me embarrassed and rush off but respond : popping a big sit on daddies legg br right with you
(needless to say that was the end )
3. met a guy was cute and well it just happend ...
all off a sudden he goes " whos your daddy "
mind you i fell out laughing got dressed and left totally turned off | |
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| Craziest thing you've said during sex....
Posted: 8/16/2005 9:12:24 PM | | This is the honest to god's truth....One time I was really into it and I just had a thought pop into my head how I had to call one of my girlfriends the next day, so by accident I kinda moaned out her name...But as soon as I said it I realized what I did and freaked...my then bf was convinced I was a lesbo and wanted to watch... He was later dissapointed when he realized I was not into that and beieved my story cuz I told him there was no way I was gonna do that... | |
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| Craziest thing you've said during sex....
Posted: 8/22/2008 11:03:27 AM | During sex my bf looked at me, after i squirted all over my bed and said I had no idea women could do that i thought it was a myth! haha Im like ya i do that alot and im embaressed now thanks!
Or are you in?
Or have you finsihed yet?
Or are you almost done casue im getting bored! hahahaha | |
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| Craziest thing you've said during sex....
Posted: 8/22/2008 12:16:49 PM | [She was, I think, a little liquored up that night, and she
was saying Harder! HARDER! Yes! Cum inside me!]
Me:Um...are you sure you want me to cum inside you?
[Me was not sure if she was on pill or not  ] | |
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| Craziest thing you've said during sex....
Posted: 8/22/2008 12:22:42 PM | Ok, this was a good few years ago and with the Ex wife.
Well things got a little heated as they do when you are full of lust. Needless to say she was on top and going hell for leather. When both (yes both) my legs dislocated. to this day I still laugh at it, but I've never seen a woman move so fast in my life. | |
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| Craziest thing you've said during sex....
Posted: 9/7/2008 12:39:31 PM |
i started laughnig uncontrollably for no reason
I actually did that after oral sex. It was during a very stressful time, my wife (at the time) gave me a mindblowing blowjob, and the release was so unbelievable that I actually started laughing. | |
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