| Kissing Faux Pauxs
Posted: 9/25/2007 6:51:10 PM | | When they don't move. The kiss doesn't progress. Like kissing a manaquin(I assme) | |
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| Kissing Faux Pauxs
Posted: 9/25/2007 8:56:43 PM | | I like it when she's looking at me and kissing me at the same time. Le Pas de faut for me is when she sticks her fingers in my mouth at the same time and I know dam well she hasn't washed them in a while...fingers--yes dirty fingers--faut pas!! | |
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| Kissing Faux Pauxs
Posted: 9/25/2007 9:33:35 PM | I hate when a man swirls his tongue around and around and AROUND ..faster and faster inside my mouth...geeeeeeesh what is the big hurry???? Slooooow down.....save those moves for elsewhere!!  | |
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| Kissing Faux Pauxs
Posted: 9/25/2007 11:32:58 PM | 1. Bad Breath
2. Going to fast
3. Sloppy kisses
4. Not asking what turns you on
5. Smoking | |
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pfef
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Joined: 7/22/2007
Msg: 30 | |
| Kissing Faux Pauxs
Posted: 9/26/2007 3:15:02 AM | | I agree. WHAT WERE YOUR EYES DOING OPEN!!! Maybe they were checking on things just like you? Hell, sometimes you need to look around and check your pocket. | |
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Ecky2
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Joined: 7/31/2007
Msg: 31 | |
| Kissing Faux Pauxs
Posted: 9/26/2007 5:03:25 AM | The last guy i dated had him eyes open all the time he was kissing me,,just closed mine again and pretended he wasnt,lol.
As for kissin faux pauxs,,,,kissing someone after they have just eaten peanuts isnt recommended!!! And telling them ur tongue has just dislodged a few bit isnt either,lol,,,,,totally barfsville  | |
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Posted: 9/26/2007 8:23:00 AM | if your eyes are closed and you know their eyes are open... you can see it so just shut up n kiss  | |
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| Kissing Faux Pauxs
Posted: 9/26/2007 8:29:08 AM | Onions. That is so not sexy when kissing. Save the raw onions for when you are alone...
Groping when it's a sweet, romantic kiss. Hands off! Take you time...
A tongue shoved into your mouth right away. Kisses should build on each other, slowly. | |
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| Kissing Faux Pauxs
Posted: 9/26/2007 8:32:06 AM | Closed mouth kissing...seriously.
If I'm willing to give you a kiss, then it means that I'm wanting a little intimacy at that moment. You kiss me with a closed mouth then you might as well be shooting me down.
It's crap. | |
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| Kissing Faux Pauxs
Posted: 9/26/2007 8:34:04 AM | i find an eyes-open nice long smooch very intense...almost always leads to eyes-open sex.................................
as for faux pas.....nada...i'll take 'em all............onions n' all!........................ | |
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| Kissing Faux Pauxs
Posted: 9/26/2007 10:18:14 AM | 1. Bad breath which can be easily fixed with tooth brushing, mouthwash, a mint, NOT smoking/not eating or drinking (undesirables) or by chewing some gum.
2. Not knowing how to use the tongue properly for good results.
3. Losing the "lip lock" and getting the other person's chin wet and sloppy.
4. Not making any noises or at least smooth, relaxed movements to show one likes it.
5. Trying too many new things at one time, or not doing anything different.
6. Not saying anything about how good it was after it's over.
It's usually easy to make the worst of these go away. It's really only 1-3 that I'm concerned with at first, and usually a nice woman will get rid of #1 on her own. Tell them how you want to be kissed. Start with the simple things and go down the list. If the person you're with won't listen to you and won't stop pet peeving you, then I say just get rid of them. It's only going to prolong your misery!
#6 may take a while or may never happen at all ... but if you get a smile or a hug it's just as good.
Also ... if you can't take pictures ... why bother? ;-) | |
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| Kissing Faux Pauxs
Posted: 9/26/2007 3:11:06 PM | 1. too soon or a suprise one when I'm not ready....LOL. (talking about the first one)
2. Holding my head and being really forceful about a kiss. I don't like a neck ache.......LOL
3. Biting can hurt....LOL
4. Lots of slobber
5. Face burn from their facial hair.........LOL
Other than that, it can be fun and very intimate :) | |
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| Kissing Faux Pauxs
Posted: 9/26/2007 6:22:22 PM | The only time I've even kissed a woman was on the stage when she was playing my love interest in the show.
Fortunately she was a good kisser but it was totally meaningless. But everytime the stage lights went out (we never had our eyes completely closed), she'd toss me the tongue.
So I'm still trying to ensnare Femalus Minnesotus so I can kiss her, have sex with her, and experience a real relationship.
Until then... | |
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| Kissing Faux Pauxs
Posted: 9/26/2007 7:08:39 PM | Depending on the heat of the moment, whether it is sensual or with wild crazy passion, the moment will dictate what an acceptable or good kiss is going to be. It will vary, and one kissing style does not fit all occassions.
If it is a sensual moment, then the kiss will be gentle and purposeful.
If it is strongly passionate, then it will be with more pressure and vigor.
Of course, there are certain preferences we all have that tends to remain consistent with all kissing. But surely as our emotions, feelings, the setting, and our chemistry change, so will the kiss! I think that is what makes it so good.
Cheers!
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| Kissing Faux Pauxs
Posted: 9/26/2007 9:13:46 PM | I feel like i can control the kiss. I can set the pace, the duration, and the timing. If a kiss goes bad then it is just as much my own fault more than it is theirs.
Nothing wrong with peeking but don't stare.
I thought I would see a lot more "MWAHHS" in these posts.
MWAHHH | |
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| Kissing Faux Pauxs
Posted: 9/26/2007 9:28:34 PM | 1.) Sloppy kisses - Eww.
2.) Smashing my face so much that I can't breathe. Passion is great, but all the passion in the world still require me to be able to access an oxygen supply, thank you!
3.) Facial Hair Burn - ouch.
4.) Rushing - be content with the kiss and enjoy it rather than looking to progress it into further intimacy. | |
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| Kissing Faux Pauxs
Posted: 9/27/2007 12:37:48 AM | If the peeping eye creeps you out, just throw one back at him. Wink. Or do that wide eyed thing as in the headlights. or maybe raise your eyebrows up and down a few times.
He should realize right away that those things are directed at him.
Whereas with o'l open eyes, one might assume that he might be looking about for seconds with someone behind you. Or that he just got caught and it's all over but the grimace.
One never knows with an open-eye kisser. Best left to us professionals. | |
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| Kissing Faux Pas
Posted: 9/27/2007 7:29:41 AM | I recently kissed a guy who not only had his eyes open, but kept looking over my shoulder while kissing me. Everytime I'd take a peek, he'd be kissing me, but looking around. Wierd. And not the best kisser, as you may have guessed.
As for other unpleasant kissing, it would have to be too much drool. Try not to drown me. Other than that, I'd have to say good kissing is subjective, and varies with the mood, the man and the moment.
J. | |
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| Kissing Faux Pas
Posted: 9/27/2007 7:34:38 AM | | Kissing the other woman could be considered a social blunder. Like if you were out on a date and the man leaned over to kiss you but he leaned too far and kissed a woman sitting at another table, and when he said it was because he knew you wanted him to kiss with his eyes closed, and he couldn't see what he was doing, well, would you buy it? | |
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| Kissing Faux Pas
Posted: 9/27/2007 7:53:21 AM | I don't keep my eyes wide open the whole time but just a lil bit, enough to keep from missing his mouth. And always open them at the end of a kiss, staring into his eyes!
So if you don't keep your eyes open some while kissing, I bet you don't keep them open at all during sex either.... very old school!!! | |
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| Kissing Faux Pas
Posted: 9/27/2007 10:53:00 PM | | Ok, so a tongue down your throat is not a sexy move! And guys...slow it down and make it delicious in every way. And I repeat....NEVER is it a hot idea to shove your tongue as far into her mouth as you can.!! | |
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| Kissing Faux Pas
Posted: 9/27/2007 10:56:03 PM | | trying to suck my tonsils = not cool | |
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Posted: 9/28/2007 11:50:51 AM | I made out with this guy years back who was an absolutely GREAT kisser. We had been making out for over an hour, when I finally opened my eyes and saw blood everywhere! Turns out, we were so into it, he had gotten a nose bleed in the meantime, and neither of us noticed. One look in the mirror (we were in a bathroom at a party) and we were both laughing our butts off! We were both red from the nose to the bottom of our necks! Oddly enough, neither one of us was grossed out. | |
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Posted: 9/28/2007 12:52:14 PM | OK Sheyenne.... that's just gross and he knew his nose was bleeding, he just didn't want to say anything or you two were just that wasted!!!!
I have had sinus problems ever since I was very young and have nose bleeds almost on a daily bases.... I know everytime my nose starts to bleed long before it ever comes running out. Besides the fact that you would be able to taste it, blood has a very distinct taste you both would have noticed!! | |
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| Kissing Faux Pas
Posted: 9/28/2007 1:47:41 PM | | was at a party, yes, but had not drank anything. him either. yes, blood is distinctive in taste. no, it wasn't noticed. oh well. we are talking faux pas here. i look back on it and laugh. | |
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