| 10 Worst Pick up lines
Posted: 11/1/2007 5:24:02 PM | wat has 173 teeth and holds back the Incredible hulk???
my zipper
oh u got to lov that one lol | |
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| 10 Worst Pick up lines
Posted: 11/1/2007 6:43:19 PM | Go up to a woman and say this.....
Hi there. I've been watching you mis-behave all night. Now go to my room! | |
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Posted: 11/6/2007 10:04:14 PM | both would sssssssssss missle sound being air dropped and exploding upon impact sssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss for real women.....
Both meet the standards for bad pickup lines though, approved for the blow up variety....
LOL | |
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| 10 Worst Pick up lines
Posted: 11/6/2007 11:49:17 PM | i have one to say if you dont mind
-im no fred flinstone, but i can make your bed rock | |
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Posted: 11/7/2007 1:08:30 PM | this one is pretty bad although the first time i heard it, it was so lame that it actually did make me laugh.
"how much does a polar bear weigh?"
"enough to break the ice" | |
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Posted: 11/12/2007 12:39:11 AM | How's about this one ladies..a guy walks up to you in the pub holding a loonie on his belly button and says everything you can eat for under a buck.. | |
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| 10 Worst Pick up lines
Posted: 11/12/2007 9:23:14 PM | "Hey, baby, wanna come up and see my new orange shower curtain?"
(thanks and credit to Jack Margolis, circa a long dammm time ago) | |
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Posted: 11/19/2007 7:38:52 PM | You know how they say skin is the largest organ? Not in my case.
My name isn't Elmo, but you can tickle me any time you want to .
Do you work for UPS? I could have sworn I saw you checking out my package.
(Guy) I bet you're a C-cup. (Girl) How'd you know that? (Guy) My testicles are the same size.
Roses are red, violets are blue, I have warts, so will you.
I'll give you a nickel if you tickle my pickle.
If you were my sister/brother, incest would be cool. | |
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Posted: 11/19/2007 8:53:59 PM | here's a few more that someone sent me as a forward...hope they haven't been posted yet...
1 Baby wanna go halves on a **stard?
2 Would you like to have my children, or would you prefer to practice
3. I'm not trying to pressure you, I don't want to have sex without mututal consent, and by the way you have my consent
4. uses index finger to call you over ..I made you come with one finger, imagine what I could do with my whole hand
5. Are you free tonight, or will it cost me?
6. Baby, I'm an American Express lover,..you shouldn't leave home without me
7. Do you mind if I stare at you up close instead of across the room
8. Help the homeless...take me home with you
9. I'll cook you dinner if you cook me breakfast
10. Lets have a party and invite your pants to come on down!
11. There are 265 bones in the body, how would you like one more?
12. I have a six inch tongue and I can breathe through my ears
13 Are you going to give me your phone number or do I have to stalk you
14.. HI, I suffer from amnesia, do I come here often?
15. Excuse me , i'm about to go masturbate and I need a name to go with the face
16. HI, the voices in my head told me to come over and talk to you
17. Do you beleive in love at first sight, or should I walk by again?
18 I was wondering if you have a moment to spare for me to hit on you
19. What is a sexy woman like you doing in a dirty mind like mine | |
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Posted: 11/20/2007 9:13:45 AM | She: Excuse me, do you have the time?
me (smiling): The time to what? | |
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Posted: 11/22/2007 4:05:30 AM | i got a bad one
"baby i think we shoudl go back to your place"
me: why my place?
"becasue i dont think my mom would like you" | |
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| 10 Worst Pick up lines
Posted: 11/22/2007 6:37:02 AM | | Hey how ya doin? whats your blood type? .... I have actually been asked this !!! no joke | |
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Posted: 11/22/2007 8:05:35 AM | How about pizza and a f*ck? "no" Ok we don't have to get the pizza
Is your dad in jail? "no"-well somebody had to steal those diamonds for your eyes.
"yes"-he sure got nice diamonds for your eyes.
Come here often "no" Me either I usually wait till I get home.
"yes" Well how about waiting till I take you home?
I'm cold, would you warm me up.
We should have sex-your boyfriend/husband is screwing my sister.
Hey I like that car, can I testdrive the back seat?
I may be on a diet, but I'm sure I can get away with eating you!
My gf wants to try a 3 some.
My gf wants to try a 3 some and I'm supposed to find the girl.
My gf wants to try a 3 some, but I have to test your skills first.
The cops are staking my house out can I stay at yours?
And my personal favorite
(At Harley rallies)
Hey babie, wanna ride my Fat Boy 
(type of Harley in case you dint know!!) | |
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Posted: 11/23/2007 2:42:53 PM | mg #25 what if he wasn't dorky looking?
Hey Kitten, I;m lost ~ which way is your house? ~dar | |
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Posted: 11/24/2007 3:25:10 PM | OK I just saw these and cracked up. I hope this has not been posted before.
1. “What’s your sign?”
2. “Pardon me, I seem to have lost my phone number, can I borrow yours?”
3. “You must be a broom because you’re sweeping me off my feet.”
4. “Do you have a license? Because you’re driving me crazy.”
5. “I gotta thirst and baby, you look like my Gatorade.”
6. “Are you lost? Because heaven’s a long way from here.”
7. “Are you religious? Because you’re the answer to all my prayers.”
8. “Can I take your picture? I want Santa to know exactly what I want for Christmas.”
9. “Do you believe in love at first sight or should I walk by again?”
10. “Well, here I am. What are your other | |
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Posted: 11/24/2007 6:10:48 PM | You have any indian in you? "no' want some? 'yes' want some more. (this was a joke around friends)
As long as I have a face, you will always have a seat.
(this one works) Excuse me, what is your name? (when she tells you) thank you.(walks away).
I think I lost my wallet, can I check in your pants?
What do you like for breakfast, so I can fix it for you in bed.
I love your eyes, if I can not steal them, can I steal you? (was used on me)
Want to play truth or dare? I'll dare you to lay naked on my bed, I'll rape you to tell the truth. (used on me)
Can you come to my house, or in me. (yeap used on me)
I taught my daughter about sex, You need to be taught too (I know.... bad.. but used on me).
I know what would look good on you! (when she says what) me!
Don't tell me your name, You can tell me in the morning.
This is a insult, but I still like it
Hey, want to get laid? (if they say yes) well crawl up a chickens a-- and wait. | |
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Posted: 11/24/2007 9:42:25 PM | | your dad musta jerked off in a flower pot cuz you sure are a bloomin idiot................... wait thats not a pick up line crap! i'll come back to this one............ | |
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Posted: 11/25/2007 1:56:24 PM | "Are you pregnant? Because you have a special glow about you."
Yeah - that didn't work.  | |
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Posted: 11/25/2007 5:42:44 PM | There is something about the phrase "nice tits" that really does my head in.
I already think they are - does he/she really think that by agreeing with me on something so obvious will encourage me to enter into conversation with them? | |
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Posted: 11/25/2007 8:44:02 PM | | oh i totally disagree with message 30 i thought that the polar bear one was truly our one last bastion.d'oh. | |
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| 10 Worst Pick up lines
Posted: 11/25/2007 10:30:07 PM | | would you like a 68? it's like a 69, but i'll owe you one. | |
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