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Posted: 11/26/2007 4:34:24 PM | A little bit late... hope this one hasn't been posted yet:
"You must be a parking ticket, because you've got 'FINE' written all over you." | |
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Posted: 11/27/2007 12:43:38 PM | "I want you to have my children."
"....."
"No honestly, they are outside in the car, I'll be back in half an hour." | |
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Posted: 11/27/2007 1:03:10 PM | do you like chocolate? coz i got half a bar. (points to crotch)
or
do you wanna f#ck?
no??
do you wanna lay down while i have one then? | |
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| 10 Worst Pick up lines
Posted: 11/27/2007 8:37:04 PM | | I'm sure "Let me guess your weight or age..." rates up there somewhere. | |
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Posted: 11/27/2007 8:50:26 PM | | you know, last night when your mom and i were cuddling... INSERT A SLAP righta 'bout here. SLAP--! perfect. | |
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Posted: 11/27/2007 9:10:42 PM | oh, forgot to add one other
I was a cashier in FL, and someone called and asked this.
"How many calories are in a snickers"
"380" or was it 360
"if I buy one will you help me work off the calories?"
"nope" hung up. Customers laughed thier butts off, I had it on speaker phone. | |
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| 10 Worst Pick up lines
Posted: 11/28/2007 1:47:53 AM | worst pick up line ever used on me was..
"hey, do you have a rough tounge? because my balls are itchy" **shudders** | |
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Posted: 11/28/2007 7:42:50 PM | id walk 5 miles over broken glass just to suck the lugnuts off the truck that took your panties to the cleaners.
to a female sargent....id get down and give ya twenty,but i have only got 8. | |
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Posted: 11/28/2007 7:52:24 PM | Lets play army man, i'll lay down u blow the hell outta me!
But dont use them personally, I dont need anyhelp in getting laughed at by women lol | |
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Posted: 11/28/2007 11:39:34 PM | personally i like:
So i went to have a shower today, and there was an elephant and an alligator eating cheese. They say Hi!
Its the most random "what?" inspiring line, and is usually good for a laugh or two :P | |
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Posted: 11/29/2007 2:53:23 AM | * those pants look great but theyd look better on my bedroom floor!\
*was your father a thief?? cause he stole the stars and put them in yur eyes!
* FAT PENGUIN......something to break the ice LOL
i was once just flat out askd for sex by a guy and he was realy amazed when i said NO he replied...what?? i will take ya to the movies??? australia is full of charmers hahahahaha  | |
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Posted: 12/14/2007 11:51:35 PM | Heres a few that I heard don't work,,, I am not stupid enough to try these!
Hi my G/F and I just broke up ,, wanna have pitty sex?
are you in porn movies? (she says no) wanna make some?
if you were a magnet, I must be cheap metal, because I am really attracted to you.
what time do you get off? can I watch?
Due to the smoking regulations in this establishment I'm gonna have to take you back to my place because you are smokin hot.
I wear a size 12 shoe. interested in finding what else is a size 12?
lets skip the drinks and just have sex!
my face or yours?
and I actually watched a guy use this one on a woman .....
Tell me the dirtiest thing you've ever done to a man and I'll tell you the dirtiest thing I've done to a woman.
I got slapped because I was accociated with him lol | |
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Posted: 12/15/2007 1:58:42 PM | Ok lilladybug13, here are some responses to your pick up lines,,,,
1. exit
2. no, but you can have my P.O.'s #
3. would you mind strapping one to your butt and doing my floors?
4. and that won't take a full tank of gas
5. amazing what happens when enzymes are depleted
6. need a map?
7. just when you need satan,,,,,
8. go to walmart, frames are cheap
9. laser surgery does wonders for my eyes
10. go away, and go away
enjoy | |
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Posted: 1/17/2008 11:51:55 PM | The word of the day is "legs." Let's go back to my place and spread the word.
That outfit would look great in a crumpled heap on my bedroom floor tomorrow morning.
I want to melt in your mouth, not in your hand.
I like every bone in your body especially mine.
How about you sit on my lap and we'll see what pops up?
Will you be my love buffet so I can lay you out on a table and take anything I want?
Why don't you sit on my face and let me eat my way to your heart?
Baby I'm like milk, I'll do your body good.
Is that a mirror in your pants because I can see myself in them.
Hey baby lets play army I'll lay down you can blow me up.
If your left is thanksgiving and your right leg is Christmas can I visit you in-between the holidays
If I told you that you had a nice body, would you hold it against me?
You're like a Pringles. Once I pop you, I can't stop you!
I want to kiss you passionately on the lips, and then move up to your belly-button.
Is it hot in here or is it just you?
If you were a car door I would slam you all night long
Baby, your so fine, I want to pour milk all over you and make you part of my complete breakfast.
How about you sit on my lap and we'll straighten things out
Baby, I'd run a mile for your vertical smile. Nice shirt.... wanna ****?
If I could rearrange the alphabet I'd put U and I together.
Are you from Tennessee? Because you're the only ten I see!
Can I have fries with that shake!
I've got the F, the C, and the K. All I need is U.
You're so sweet you're giving me a toothache.
Hey baby, can I tickle your belly button from the inside?
If I had eleven roses and you, I'd have a dozen.
Hi, I'm new in town. Can I have directions to your house?
Pardon my is there a mirror in your pocket because I can see myself in your pants.
Do you know CPR because you take my breath away.
Your daddy must of been a drug dealer 'cause you're dope.
My face is leaving in 15 minutes...be on it!
I'd look good on you.
When does your centerfold come out.
So do ya wanna see something really swell?
I've seem to have lost my number, can I have yours?
I've got the hot dog and you got the buns.
Is your name Gillette? ...because you're the best a man can get.
Are we near the airport or is that just my heart taking off?
I may not be Fred Flinstone, but I sure can make your bed rock.
You have nice legs. What time do they open?
Do you like Subway? How about my foot long?
Hey that dress looks nice. Can I talk you out of it.
Is that a keg in your pants? Cause I'd just love to tap that ass!
Are those pants from outer space? Cause that ass is out of this world.
You're like a championship bass, I don't know if I should mount you or eat you.
Is your dad a terrorist? Because You Da bomb!
Are you a parking ticket cause you have fine written all over you. | |
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Posted: 1/19/2008 1:19:13 AM |
If you were a car door I would slam you all night long
I have to try this one some day :) | |
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Posted: 1/19/2008 10:07:19 PM | I hope you give me my eyes back cause i cant take my eyes of you.
You must be driving a spaceship cause your out of this world.
I hope you have a licence cause your driving me mad.
I hope i dont get a cavity cause you are sweet.
You must be in the army cause you the bomb.
You must be a killer cause you make my heart stop.
You must live in heaven cause you out of sight. | |
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Posted: 1/20/2008 5:28:02 AM | Should i pay with a check or with cash cause you look fine.
You must be going to hell cause its a sin to look that good. | |
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Posted: 1/20/2008 6:44:20 AM | | Just wanted to let trev know i didnt see his line when i wrote mine.We must think a little alike.lol. | |
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Posted: 1/20/2008 1:52:54 PM | Here are some lines that I came across and just had to laugh out loud:
Have you ever kissed a rabbit between the ears? (Pull your pockets inside out....) Would you like to?
The word of the day is "legs." Let's go back to my place and spread the word.
If we were both squirrels, would you let me bust a nut in your hole?
Is that a tic-tac in your shirt pocket or are you just glad to see me?
Hi. I'm a dog and I need to bury my bone.
There are a lot of fish in the sea, but you're the only one I'd like to mount.
Hey Baby! I'd like to use your thighs as earmuffs.
Person #1: hey, you wanna do a 68? Person #2: What? Person #1: You go down, and I'll owe you one.
What do you say we go back to my room and do some math: Add a bed, subtract our clothes, divide your legs, and multiply
love is a sensation;
caused by a temptation;
to feel penetration;
a guy sticks his location;
in a girl's destination;
to increase the population;
for the next generation;
did you get my explanation;
or do you need a demonstration? | |
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| 10 Worst Pick up lines
Posted: 1/20/2008 9:21:46 PM | You must be in a band because you are bangin.
You must play basketball cause you are slammin. | |
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