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| 10 Worst Pick up lines
Posted: 5/10/2008 8:40:29 PM | Not a big fan of pickup lines (not a big fan of the types of places they'd be used in, actually) but as a movie lover, I've always liked this one:
"Excuse me, but if I leave this bar and never know your name, I'll regret it. Maybe not today, maybe not tomorrow, but soon, and for the rest of my life..." | |
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| 10 Worst Pick up lines
Posted: 5/11/2008 4:25:51 AM | | "My feet hurt. Have I been running through your mind all night?" | |
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| 10 Worst Pick up lines
Posted: 5/11/2008 3:02:51 PM | If you were a booger I'd pick you first!
I've actually used it!  | |
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| 10 Worst Pick up lines
Posted: 5/12/2008 6:35:36 PM | Your skin is so creamy I bet you never even had a zit on your ass."
Pick up a pack of sugar that actually says, "sugar" on it... then say "You dropped your nametag!"
Can you kiss me on the cheek so I can at least say a cute girl kissed me tonight?"
"Give me three good reasons why I shouldn't buy you a drink."
"Can I even get a fake number?"
You're like a prize winning fish... I dont know whether to eat you or mount you."
You are the most interesting piece of ass i've talked to all evening."
"Whoa, you just gave me the hardest semi I have ever had."
"I'd like to kiss you passionately on the lips, then move up to your belly button."
"Why don't you get down on your knees and smile like a doughnut?"
"Would you like to try an Australian kiss? It is just like a French kiss, but down under."
"I'll cook you dinner if you cook me breakfast."
"I've had quite a bit to drink, and you're beginning to look pretty good."
"Do you like to dance? Well then, could you go dance so I can talk to your friend? "
"Hey baby, is that a keg in your pants? 'Cause I would like to tap that ass! "
When God made you, he was showing off."
"You know, you might be asked to leave soon. You're making the other women look really bad."
"Want to make a porno? We don't have to tape it."
"Do you want to go to breakfast?" (Sure) "Should I call you, or nudge you?" | |
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| 10 Worst Pick up lines
Posted: 5/12/2008 6:58:05 PM | These would all work in the town I come from.
So long as I get BLIND drunk I'll have a ball! | |
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| 10 Worst Pick up lines
Posted: 5/12/2008 11:15:00 PM | I couldn't believe it when I heard this one...I was at a small bar in a small town, this guy walks up to my friend and me and says, "is this where small town girls' dreams come true?" I laughed so hard I spit my drink on him. Poor guy!!  | |
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| 10 Worst Pick up lines
Posted: 5/13/2008 2:01:54 AM | Hey, baby... how'd you like to make fourteen dollars, the hard way?
Have you ever seen a crisp, brand new $100 bill? | |
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| 10 Worst Pick up lines
Posted: 5/13/2008 2:13:31 AM | "Are you free Tuesday night? How'd you like to come to my Narcotics Anonymous meeting? You could meet me at the homeless shelter, and we'll take the bus. By the way, do you know how to change a colostomy bag?"
"You look like someone I know who died."
"I don't have any kids... that I know of."
"Do you like dogs? 'Cause I have a pit bull who's high on angel dust."
"I got your number off the men's room wall."
"You look like a girl I saw in a magazine when I was in prison."
"I'm an imperial wizard in the Ku Klux Klan. Wanna go to a cross burning?"
"Wanna see my autographed copy of 'Mein Kampf'?" | |
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Posted: 5/13/2008 8:05:41 PM | wat has 173 teeth and holds back the Incredible hulk???
my zipper
hahha that one is good lol | |
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Posted: 5/14/2008 4:57:36 AM | Wow! Are those real?
Hey baby, you've got something on your butt...my eyes.
You're hotter than donut grease. | |
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| 10 Worst Pick up lines
Posted: 5/14/2008 8:16:50 PM | Lol , sadly enough, my have heard my lil bro use half them lines, but he says it with a smirk so the girls just think its cute.
N i have accually used :the ask her name, then walk away, just to be funny. N strange enough, she got up n sat down beside me lol. | |
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