| Dumbest thing said to you during a chat/date.
Posted: 10/5/2007 7:00:24 AM | To the Op ...........Where were his standards before, fantasy land......that smile is top shelf!!
Said to me.......after spending the night at her apartment (maybe 8th date) and wondering how I managed to snag such a pretty, sophisticated, and intelligent woman.
She let her ****atoo out of its cage and it flew directly to me and landed on my shoulder. She started jumping up and down with glee(literaly) and said "Oh my god, he has never went to a man before, it is destiny, we will have to get married." I laughed, but by breakfast I realized she was serious when she asked the bird if it wanted daddy to feed it. And said she could never have children because the bird was her child and she wouldn't hurt its feelings or make it compete for her affections.
Of course if this was I said, I could fill the page. I sometimes have a case of open mouth rotate feet. HAHAHAHA | |
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| Dumbest thing said to you during a chat/date.
Posted: 10/5/2007 7:03:04 AM | After meeting last fall, and declining anything further with this one fish, he messages every now and again and asks if I'm sure I don't want to meet up and play.
"No, thanks. We've gone through this," I tell him.
Anyway, the last time he begged, and I said no...he said, "I'm the hottest guy who'll ever ask you out." Ummm...yeah, right. I must be the only one refusing him. Then, as per usual, HE blocks ME.  | |
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| Dumbest thing said to you during a chat/date.
Posted: 10/5/2007 7:17:31 AM | well it wasn't so much 'said' but after a good hours normal chat (the guy seemed nice i swear!) he asked if i wanted him to switch his webcam on. pleased with the chance to see his face as he had no pic i said yes...
the guy comes on butt naked, h*a*r*d as anything, playing with himself, and somewhat more freakishly the cameras angled so u cant see anything from his neck up. he then continued to talk about his hobbies like nothing had changed!!! i couldnt block him fast enough!!!!  | |
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| Dumbest thing said to you during a chat/date.
Posted: 10/5/2007 7:25:48 AM | | Well, you had a sence of humour about it... Sometimes all you can do it laugh! I had guy's email me and give me there height and weight send me the presents but forget to give me a name. I think that is funny. One guy did that and I thanked him for the present and the stat's and asked if he had a name... lol He wrote back the he looked on him drivers licence and it said his name was.... LOL I throught it was cute. | |
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| Dumbest thing said to you during a chat/date.
Posted: 10/5/2007 7:32:21 AM |
Ha! Yes you did - and I told you - that's an "A" not and "I"!
lol yes, you did, MISTER 
A couple of days ago, a guy messaged me and after comparing my picture and my age, he said "Wow! There is NO WAY you are that young!"
pffftttt!!! | |
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| Dumbest thing said to you during a chat/date.
Posted: 10/5/2007 7:34:00 AM | I think one of the weird side effects to shaving my head is it brings out the racist in a lot of people, at which point I'm usually like "oh wow, look at the time, well, I have to get going now"
I think one of the funniest openers I've had came from this site. Someone messaged me "I just had to write you and say Hi, anyone with this much attitude just has to be hung like godzilla"
I just thought, yeah, hey, no thanks. You called it right on the nose, but nope no thank you.
So I replied "Mom?"
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| Dumbest thing said to you during a chat/date.
Posted: 10/7/2007 5:44:44 AM |
Then, they either immediately get the joke, or they spend the rest of the conversation saying things like "so Master, do you like a nice backrub?" or "Master, do you like Italian"? lol! :)
Please tell me that more women get it than don't... :)
She immediately got up and left. The people at the table across from me overheard the conversation, came over and gave me a pitcher of beer and said "That was just beautiful. this is on us"
What's wrong, you don't like women with confidence and amazing fashion sense? 
I said 'thanks' after a first kiss a few months back.
What am I 12? :)
Awww... that's more sweet than dumb.
As for what that guy said, Brandi...LMMFAO!!!! What a good sport you are! Consider the source I always say
What can you do but laugh.. I kept getting flashes of some reality dating show called "What Not to Say"....
When I met my ex's mother for the first time at a Christmas party (all the family and friends present), we went to kiss each other on the cheek and both planted one on the lips instead... YUK! To get over the embarassment, I announced that she was a better kisser than her son... She was chuffed but juding by his face - he wasn't impressed.
LMAO!!! It's not dumb (unless you're looking from his perspective).... it's funny. It reminds me of the time my ex's mom asked me to tell me what I thought of her perfume. I had a slightly stuffy nose and I'd forgotten to wear my very strong glasses. I kinda "leaned" in to smell it, and looked like a vampire going in for the kill. Poor woman probably thought I was attacking her... ahahahhaha...
"why do you read?"... the look on her face was something I'll never forget
I really didn't know how to respond... so I just stood up and left
Yep, we really need a shocked smilie.
A few years ago, I was talking to someone via IM. It was my first conversation with him - basic, friendly chit-chat. After about an hour, he said, "Well, since it looks like I'll be sleeping all by my lonesome, I think I'm going to sign off, go to bed and jack off."
Wow, how...... smooth.
I met this guy once who was telling me about how much money he makes, and to prove his point he handed me a wad of money to keep since it's just pocket change to him. I gave it back to him, but he insisted I keep it so he stuck the wad of money in my cleavage. I put the money on the table and walked away.
Maybe he should have bought a personality..
There are some great stories here... maybe I should have called the thread "What NOT to say"...
I've said some dumb things too. I was around a guy (that I'm very attracted to) not long ago while playing basketball with the kids. My youngest daughter wasn't having much luck, so he lifted her up so that she could put the ball in the basket. I just blurted out "Honey, don't fart". He probably thinks I have an IQ of 35. | |
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| Dumbest thing said to you during a chat/date.
Posted: 10/7/2007 1:57:21 PM | | I don't think I can top some of the things on this thread (but then again, I have had some wild things said to me LOL) BUT recently while talking to a guy on the phone, he was suggesting we go out to dinner and then I could stay at his house overnight so I wouldn't have to drive back late at night. He reassured me it wasn't about sex at all just the house is SO empty, etc. So I said, well I do have to think it might be about sex when you invite me to spend the night at your house (the drive is really easy, only about 20 minutes so that isn't a great reason to need to spend the night) and you are a guy--guys sometimes think an invitation to spend the night is a great chance to be sexual--well, he chokes up, tells me I made him cry because he isn't like that, he really, really, really isn't--he is going to be crying all night now because I said he might be a guy and interested in sex. Incidentally, when I suggested we could go out and me NOT spend the night, he said absolutely not--I HAD to spend the night-there was no other option. If it's not about a chance for sex, why do I HAVE to spend the night (and we have only met for lunch before)??? Me thinks I smell a rat :) | |
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| Dumbest thing said to you during a chat/date.
Posted: 10/7/2007 8:13:43 PM | "Why don't you come over and sit on my face?" This was about 3 minutes into our first IM chat.
Then there was the one who wrote me and said "You're not as good looking as most women I date, but I like what you wrote in your profile." I wrote him back and said "Everything in my profile is a lie. I'm stupid, mean, and sexually repressed. Oh, but this is true....I don't date IDIOTS!" | |
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| Dumbest thing said to you during a chat/date.
Posted: 10/7/2007 8:29:08 PM | | My 'stellar' moment was after I had been dating a woman for about 5 months and we went to Vegas for a week. While checking into the hotel the clerk asked me if anyone else was staying in the room and I said yes, she will be, pointing to her. The clerk asked me for her name and my mind went blank.. I forgot her name. | |
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Posted: 10/7/2007 8:32:50 PM | On the first date he is telling in details his relationships about his two 'crazy ex-wives and his couple of unstable ex-girlfriends. All of them in dire need of psychological counseling.
After a period of silence....he looks at me and said:
"I seem to attract that type of women"  | |
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Posted: 10/7/2007 9:03:58 PM | Back in the day when I actually dated, I agreed to travel to meet halfway which landed us on the Oregon Coast. That was perfect. Separate hotels, etc., but a nice way to maybe start something. The second day he seemed a little "odd" ~ I just sort of ignored it, did the touristy stuff, etc. At dinner, out of the blue he said, "I left my meds at home, my bi-polarism is really kicking in right now." Oh dear me....the grandure of the Pacific couldn't even remove that comment. Thankfully I had an emergency at home and had to exit stage left in a hurry. Always have an exit plan.  | |
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| Dumbest thing said to you during a chat/date.
Posted: 10/7/2007 11:00:02 PM | Don't know if it's dumb or just unbelievably creepy - but while chatting on line, I wrote "so tell me a secret about yourself.." dumb on my part ----creepy on his part was "my penis is____ inches...." ok, like I really wanted to know that, not.  | |
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| Dumbest thing said to you during a chat/date.
Posted: 10/8/2007 1:31:57 AM | I was on my third date with my new girlfriend. We were driving around, and she got a call saying her whole family was at a local restauraunt. It seemed like as good a time as any to go and meet her parents, brothers... and her 15yr old sister.
Everything was going fine, we all got along really well, and then it was time for us to leave. Everyone insisted on giving us a hug... and when it came time to hug her 15 yr old sister... her arm got in the way... and my hand landed on her breast.
so I groped my girlfriend 15yr old sister. I was COMPLETELY mortified. | |
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| Dumbest thing said to you during a chat/date.
Posted: 10/8/2007 1:36:35 AM | | Wow, good for you man for having the humor and strength to relate your story in front of thousands of men and women. Don't worry Blueberryman if your penis is small because you obviously have bigger balls than most of us! :) | |
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| Dumbest thing said to you during a chat/date.
Posted: 10/8/2007 4:09:22 AM | | I was at a concert and it was at the beginning of the concert it had not started yet. I was talking with one of my friends about a stabbing that happened to me a couple weeks earlier and some girl in front of us looks me straight in the eye and goes "does being stabbed hurt"?. I was like take a sharp pointy object and poke yourself really hard with it and tell me. | |
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| Dumbest thing said to you during a chat/date.
Posted: 10/8/2007 4:46:05 AM | hey one of the best ones I had was when I lived in London,,, I dated a policeman well had one date....
He said during conversation: How do you say hello in scottish!
I replied: Hello.... and tried to hide my total amusement at such a stupid question....
We never made it to a second...
Ha ha,,, it was v. funny | |
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| Dumbest thing said to you during a chat/date.
Posted: 10/8/2007 5:10:17 PM | I had been putting off meeting this guy from online for awhile. Finally, I agreed to meet up at my uni's library. We met up and within the first 15 minutes, he started pestering me to take him to my dorm residence. For most of the meeting, he kept touching my shoulders/ putting his hands on my legs. Just sending out a bad vibe. Finally after I was like "I just met you I am not taking you to my place", he got all pissy and was like
" What! It's not like I'm going to rape you!"
. . . Oh well now that you've made that clear . . . sure let's go up to my place . . . not.
I said it was lovely meeting you and booked it out of there. Roughly a year later, he randomly messaged me and he was freaking out . . . apparently he was facing charges for helping his buddy rape a girl. | |
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| Dumbest thing said to you during a chat/date.
Posted: 12/28/2007 7:35:20 AM | A woman that I speaking w/ on the phone for the first time told me that I was the type of guy she thought she could marry.
I made light of it...and she got REALLY pissed.
She started screaming...and calling me an a8shole...
So I disconnected...and didn't answer when she called back.
Twice
Then again...when I told my ex her current beau is a convicted child molester...she said "No,he's not"..and then later she said "He just pleaded guilty to get it behind him.."
Which sounds dumber? | |
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| Dumbest thing said to you during a chat/date.
Posted: 12/28/2007 12:30:06 PM | Mine is so trivia compared to some..but I started chatting with a guy last year and he said he thought smart women were great and he liked that I had a degree. I said thank you and kept talking. He took a breath and proclaim..." but YOU women should know your place. YOU women with your degrees are the reason the world is in so much trouble; if you want a BS/BA fine but you should be at home with your children and taking care of your husbands" He was dead serious. I couldn't block him quick enough on my Yahoo. of course I can't say what I told him on this forum but if you would like to know..feel free to email me. My girlfriends still laugh when they think of my response. | |
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