| Dumbest thing said to you during a chat/date.
Posted: 4/23/2008 3:15:34 PM | What's the dumbest thing someone has said to you during a date or a chat?
'I don't want someone too bright - I think you are ideal for me.'
Same guy introducing me to a acquaintance 'This is my friend Sandra, I mean Sheila'
(neither of which are my names)
Same guy later that night 'I kept a diary all about my last divorce, I want you to look at it ... now'
Same guy. 'well ... the third marriage broke up for the same reasons as the first ... and the second ... and I have kept all the paperwork. I'll go and get it so you can have a look ...' | |
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| Dumbest thing said to you during a chat/date.
Posted: 4/23/2008 3:26:37 PM | justcueit
I can go one better than the asking to move in, I had a man turn up for the third date suitcase in hand. Bit bewildered he walked in, past me and into the bedroom put his bag down.
Wondering what the hell was going on, I followed him and he says: I have given up my flat and have moved in with you.
 Bless he didn't get his third date, he took his suitcase and left cos I couldn't stop laughing long enough to ask him to leave. | |
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| Dumbest thing said to you during a chat/date.
Posted: 5/20/2008 8:16:33 PM | A few years ago, I was talking to someone via IM. It was my first conversation with him - basic, friendly chit-chat. After about an hour, he said, "Well, since it looks like I'll be sleeping all by my lonesome, I think I'm going to sign off, go to bed and jack off."
Uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh.....k.
I'm reading through some of these posts, whilst sorta chatting with someone in IM here, I say sorta chatting because he wasn't saying too much period let alone of real interest, and not more then 60 secs after saying much the same thing to me I read your post!
So now I have something to add aside from how my only second "date" that I have had with someone I've met on here, asked me out to a pub for a drink and some curry fries (mmmm yes they are soooo yummy!) I get there first order my own beer since I do not know what he drinks, he arrives goes to the bar gets a coffee comes back and sits down I order the fries when the server comes to our table and we share which is all good......then after about his 3rd cup of coffee he gets up to go to the washroom and I notice the server stopping him and saying something, he points me out in the corner where we were sitting and then she comes over to me to get money for his coffee!!
LOL I'm like ok thats cool I can get it and he is literally walks back to the table while I am paying her, says nothing, does nothing and asks for more coffee! He never mentions it, doesn't say hey sorry about that I forgot my wallet or any other of the million things he could have made up to not look like a real putz but he didn't.....just left it at that, needless to say I havent seen him again. | |
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| Dumbest thing said to you during a chat/date.
Posted: 5/20/2008 8:18:44 PM | | Met for a drink and a bite to eat...was a nice man,not quite as "advertised",but had a nice time,anyway...at the end of the evening,asked for my phone number,so he could"call me when I'm bored"! Ouch!!! I think a lot of us speak too quickly before thinking...lol...haven't heard from him again...oh,well | |
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| Dumbest thing said to you during a chat/date.
Posted: 5/20/2008 8:30:45 PM | "Hope you can't still get pregnant because I don't like wearing a condom."
NAUGHTICAL!!! You're EVERYWHERE!
Uh... Stopped for breakfast on the way to a music festival- a day-outing kind of a date. I wanted a biscuit and gravy with a couple eggs over medium on top of them, but didn't see such a combo on the menu and more to myself said, "I wonder if they have eggs a la carte?" She piped right up, "Well, they have eggs Benedict...? I don't THINK they have eggs a la carte, but they're sure GOOD that way!" The faux pas only increased in intensity as the day passed... NEVER AGAIN!!!
-Nomad- | |
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| Dumbest thing said to you during a chat/date.
Posted: 5/20/2008 9:05:42 PM | My reason for never wanting to live in a human habitrail (apt) again.
I was living in this apt building, I had gone grocery shopping and was carrying all my groceries from my car up to my apt.
Suddenly this guy appears behind me and starts talking to me. I tried to be polite and tell him I was busy and did not have time to chat.
In taking my groceries into my apt (their were several bags at the door) he followed me in my apt. I turned around to find this guy standing in my kitchen, pants down to his ankles with his willie hanging out..and he says and I quote, " what's your problem, I am good looking, I am clean, I have a nice****why won't you be my girlfriend."
I mean I had never ever in my life encountered anything like this and it took me a few moments to get my voice and tell him to get the **** out of my house. | |
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| Dumbest thing said to you during a chat/date.
Posted: 5/21/2008 4:20:17 AM | A 40+ year old man on here sent me an email with the subject: "I am twice your age"
With the message containing: "Twice as full as you ..."
My profile clearly states I'm seeking a woman and my orientation is STRAIGHT.
When I replied pretty much saying: "WTF are you talking about?" he unread/deleted it.... what friggin creepo | |
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| Dumbest thing said to you during a chat/date.
Posted: 6/12/2008 10:10:35 PM | I had messaged a guy one time we were chatting for a bit and I decided to turn on my cam and he goes..have we met before? and closes his window. I am thinkin, "buddy how the heck are you gonna meet anyone if you don't start chatting"..Duh!
Another time I struck up a friendship with a guy. We would go online and chat when after about a week or so everytime he went on he would get talking about how ho**y he was. Well one day he caught me in a bad mood I was fed up with the whole onsite thing. Anyways he gets talking again about how ho**y he was and being a writer I began to write an exotic story it wasn't sleazy just sexy enough to let him know what this girl was imagining while home alone. After I finished I sent him the story told him to read it and take care of himself..Then I blocked him.....He actually liked the dumb story and emailed me to tell me so..Then I deleted all contact with him...... | |
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| Dumbest thing said to you during a chat/date.
Posted: 6/12/2008 10:58:06 PM | OP wrote: [he tells me that he's done a lot of soul searching and come to the realization that he's not as good looking as he thought he was. Then he says; "I've had to lower my standards a lot. That's why I only message women like you"]
What a horrible, horrible thing to say to someone!! What an idiot....... You are a very pretty lady. I wonder what the hell he was thinking?? | |
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| Dumbest thing said to you during a chat/date.
Posted: 6/12/2008 11:24:34 PM | "My 'stellar' moment was after I had been dating a woman for about 5 months and we went to Vegas for a week. While checking into the hotel the clerk asked me if anyone else was staying in the room and I said yes, she will be, pointing to her. The clerk asked me for her name and my mind went blank.. I forgot her name. "
It's amazing how that can happen! It's happened to me before and it's so embarrasing! | |
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| Dumbest thing said to you during a chat/date.
Posted: 6/13/2008 3:19:56 PM | I ended up dating this guy for a couple of weeks and after a date we went back to my house to watch a movie. He proceeded to drink a little, which is fine because I drink. Apparently there was something on his mind and the alcohol helped loosen it up.
We were having the conversation about my kids dead beat dad and how I wouldnt let my kids around him because he put them in danger.
He asked if I get support and I said no.
He asked if they ever see their dad?
I said no he doesnt call or write except maybe once a year
He said in a very mean accusing tone...Well what kind of a mother does that make you?
OMG!! I was so hurt that through my tears I told him to get out of my house. Amazing!! What a douchebag! | |
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| Dumbest thing said to you during a chat/date.
Posted: 6/13/2008 4:18:21 PM | | I was talking to an amazing looking woman in a night club and she said "come to the dance floor with me" I said "you want to dance with me?" to which she replied "no, I want you to hold my handbag while I dance" She was serious too! I laughed and walked away and later saw a guy standing at the edge of the floor holding her bag while she danced with other guys lol unbelievable | |
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Posted: 6/13/2008 6:41:07 PM | I am a bartender so pickup lines are a dime a million-most recent and dumbest line i ever heard-and sadly fell for was-"Could you take me home? I am really drunk and my cats don't like me driving when I am this drunk."
I took him home and as he got ready to get out of the car he says "you have to meet my cats they would like to thank you for bringing me home safely"
Nicest guy I ever met-and I am still friends with him today-
My dumbest moment in IM- we were recently chatting about the benefits of being single-chips in the sofa and stuff like that and I asked" So what flavor are you missing from your life?" Corny bad but still laughing about it | |
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| Dumbest thing said to you during a chat/date.
Posted: 6/13/2008 6:44:53 PM | Don`t think this qualifies as dumb but it did catch get me off gaurd.
Said to me during dinner on our very first date ( she was wearing a mini skirt).
(Her): I was in such a hurry to get ready and be on time for our date I forgot to put my underwear on.... (Me): You are not wearing any undies ? (Her): No......I am not ( giggles)
Peace | |
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| Dumbest thing said to you during a chat/date.
Posted: 6/14/2008 12:54:27 AM | When I lived in L.A., I was on another dating site. At one point, I was exchanging emails with a corporate type who had always dated models (per him). In one email, he said, "I'm tired of dating beautiful women, there are too many problems with it, too much drama." The unspoken part was obviously, "That's why I'm talking to you."
In spite of the insult I felt, I continued exchanging emails for a short time and we scheduled a date to meet. I canceled it, however.
Next! | |
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| Dumbest thing said to you during a chat/date
Posted: 6/14/2008 5:08:11 PM | To "civil" contenders:
A 1st email from a guy from 50 miles away, 4 inches shorter, zero similar interests, and different ethnicity: "Hi, would you like to go on a date? I want to go fishing at the ocean this weekend--I want to leave at 5 AM and we can get a motel room in XYZ town." 
Different guy met-took me to dinner (which was really nice), but then wanted to sit next to me, and kept saying, "Forbidden fruit!" which was a really goofy turnoff. The uh-oh-this-is-a-whacko moment came just before dessert when he whipped out a non-disclosure agreement for me to sign because he wanted to talk about a business idea--and I realized is intentions were informed advice based on my job/interests--but I'm software and the business idea was gaming. Not hardly similar. | |
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| Dumbest thing said to you during a chat/date
Posted: 6/14/2008 8:50:34 PM | After talking on the phone for two weeks I had a date with a girl I had a crush on. No doubt she did too for me. But 48 hours later after the date even after making plans she calls me back and says she doesnt want to see me again. At first she couldn't come up with an excuse and had to call me back. No doubt she had to make up some...This was the one that killed her argument and proved that she was making excuses.
"I dont think I should lower myself to a 25 year old man who lives at home with his parents"
A week before that she told me how she respected and understood my situation, knowing that I was working on getting my own place. | |
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| Dumbest thing said to you during a chat/date.
Posted: 6/14/2008 10:42:57 PM |
He said well only married or fat chicks play this game your playing !!
Wow.. he's smooth :)
I have some good ones, but one very similar to the OP. Met this gal in Boston after 1 week of yahoo'ing. She told me that because all the good looking guys are jerks, she decided not to date any good looking guy and lower her standards in everyway; overheard by some tables next to me.
I guess there are more of these dingbats around than I thought.
I said "No, twenty-five, for the first five years I didn't know how big it would get"
He poured some wine and afterward leaned over me on his couch and whispered,
"I want to give you head" !!! I said, "Sorry but I don't think I have the right equipment"!
I would have been laughing too hard to even say it... hahahaha
"How would you feel about marrying me?"
This was said on a first date !
Talk about being direct.
Maybe she just didn't want to waste any time :P
I had one guy message me on here and ask me when was the last time i ate a coconut? Bemused, I asked why he wanted to know and what was the relevance of the question and he replied: "Nothing, just wondering?" WTF?!!!!!!
WTF indeed.... that's just plain weird...
Once a guy invited me to a party and I mentioned how I think dogs are psychic. All conversation stopped and they sat staring at me for a full minute. "Should I not have said that the first time I met you?"
You might want to wait for the second date next time :D
The thing that really stepped me back was this guy with whom I thought I was friends (a long way away, different lifestyle, etc, but interesting & nice guy), during our 3rd cam conversation, shows me his ass!!! And right up in the cam, rubbing his cheeks and everything. I'm like dude whooaaa, even a guy I liked, I wouldn't like this.
The dumbest thing I said, and something I regret because I didn't mean it the way it sounds was "You look pretty hot for 44 years old", when she actually looked hot for any age. It was supposed to be an extra compliment, but came out rude.
lol, I did the same thing once to my great-aunt. She's over 80 but doesn't look a day over 50. Near her 60th wedding anniversary she mentioned it and I tried to compliment her but it came out all wrong. Instead of "You don't look old enough to be married that long" I said "wow, you don't look like you could be that old"... sigh. The women in my family can apparently give you looks that could freeze clocks.
I was in an "exclusive" dating scenario with this guy - I kind of thought it was sweet how he always called me "baby" - about 2 months in we were laying in bed and laughing about something and he said "what's your name?". He was dead serious. He had been dating me for a while and then 2 months in an "exclusive" dating situation and he had no clue what my name was.
That's beyond stupid... what did you say?
Keeping emailing and attempting to meet some one who insult you that way is lack of self respect.
I agree... which is why I blocked him :D
I've gotten a kick out of what's been said so far... thanks for the laughs everyone. :D | |
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| Dumbest thing said to you during a chat/date.
Posted: 6/15/2008 12:34:17 PM | This actually just happened, it's a bit long but I was just cracking up over this guy. I couldn't believe he was serious. Comparing Arkansas to PA and having Arkansas come out on top? Seriously? ....
IM: Hello
sunshine3286: hey
IM: How you doing?
sunshine3286: I'm alright
sunshine3286: how about yourself?
IM: I'm ok...just lonely
sunshine3286: that sucks
IM: It does suck...but I've been all alone since I was born
sunshine3286: okaay
IM: What's happening?
sunshine3286: not much, sitting around waiting for my friend to get a hold of
me
IM: I wish I had friends up here
sunshine3286: you don' t have any?
IM: No...
sunshine3286: well that sucks
IM: I haven't really met anybody I want to be friends with
sunshine3286: hmm you're that picky about who you're friends with?
IM: No, I just don't like alcoholics, sluts, whores, or immoral
people....that's all that there is around here
sunshine3286: haha well aren't you up on your high horse
IM: Back in Arkansas I didn't have this problem...Just up in
this horrible state
sunshine3286: haha well you are obviously the most virtue and honorable
person in this god forsaken state aren't you
IM: Maybe....
sunshine3286: Hmm well I'll have to wish you good luck finding your perfect
person but I guess we're all just a bunch of drunk slutty hillbillys in this
immoral slice of the world
IM: lol, I'm sure not all are, just the ones that have been
talking to me. I'm just in the 'party school' section of this state and I hate going
to parties
sunshine3286: Well then I guess it sucks to be you
IM: Yep | |
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| Dumbest thing said to you during a chat/date.
Posted: 6/15/2008 2:12:44 PM | Dumbest thing ive ever said.. god damn.. theres a lot of stuff..
I once was cutting and pasting this story from a web site to another friend in a different window.. very funny but very disgusting guy joke stuff. "tuckermax.com" .. and it was like talking about sex, anal etc etc.
Anyways.. she got disconnected and came back and asked what she missed..
Well I highlighted what I had said before she disconnected but I guess I failed to cut it.. and proceede to hit Ctrl+v and pasted the whole dirty as hell thing from the web site..
She was shocked.. horrified.. lol I had to explain myself.. and she was like why would you read that!!! i guess she was semi sheltered.. had no idea people like having anal sex.. etc etc.. you get the idea..
I think she cried.. im not sure..
I know I do when i think about this story cause it was freakin funny now that I think about it. | |
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