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Posted: 10/18/2007 9:45:55 AM | Oh my god...thats hilarious!!! I'll bet most guys wished it was that easy to get their date's clothes off
"Well...I'm here...get naked"
I generally don't date very often so I don't have many dating stories but I did get a kick out of this one
Random Thursday:
I went to a bar after recentally becoming single and I was on the prowl.
When I got there I met some friends and a very pretty boy "Chris" ...by the end of the night he had my number :D
Friday:
He calls and asks me for a date (go me...that was fast)
Saturday:
We have a lovely walking & dinner date with lots of great conversation...no good night kiss though cause the date ended at a bus stop and thats kinda awkward...lol
He said he had a good time and would call me back
He didn't and I cut my loses
So then I find my way back to the bar a few weeks later and there's my friend with other boys (but not 'Chris')...we end up going back to their place for post-bar drinks
When we get there I'm offered the 5 cent tour.
We get to the common area and the conversation goes as such
Boy: This is the common area...and this is our other roommate 'Chris'
Chris: *turns from computer and stares with a deer in headlights look* Hi
Me: *trying not to burst out laughing* Oh...we've met...hello Chris, how are you
Chris: Um....good and you
Boy: *figuring out a little what is going on giggles to himself*
Me: Good...well 'boy'...shall we continue...
As we continue on I turn back and give a flirty, knowing look to Chris who still has dinner plate eyes
Watching himself try and make himself available for me all night was fun considering he couldn't be bothered to call me but when I was hand delivered to his door he was all about me
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Posted: 10/18/2007 10:25:06 AM | This story is really detailed because I ended up writing a blog about my dating saga and this was one of the stories.
I swear to god if I had dated this guy, I probably would have had a marriage proposal by the third date. I have to give him credit, he was a sweet guy, but he was the type that would turn into the obsessive "but I love you" type.
I was going to go meet my roommate, Court, at a restaurant after she finished work. Shortly, after being seated in a booth, the guy sitting at the table beside us interrupted to say that he swore I looked familiar. I thought he looked familiar as well, but I couldn't place him. Anyways, he invited us to sit with him even though he was already half finished his meal. I thought he was cute and he seemed decent enough, so we joined him.
Everything was going pretty normal, except for the fact that he kept on throwing in remarks about how gorgeous I was and how he couldn't believe that I actually joined him and blah blah blah. He was basically way overdoing the flattery. He asked me if I wanted to get together sometime. I said sure and we exchanged numbers. Once he realized my number was long distance, he mentioned how expensive that would be for him. Hmmm already complaining about money. I'm not a gold digger but you just don't complain about making a long distance call when you just dropped about $30 on your own meal. So, Court graciously gave him her number so he could call her and let her know that he wanted me to call him. Ok whatever, a little odd, but he was nice, so I was willing to give him a chance. It got a little weirder when after I accepted going on a date with him; he started talking about getting into a long term relationship and before we left the restaurant he asked if he could kiss me. Umm, considering that I just met you and I have yet to know your medical history . . . no. So, Court and I departed for the bus stop which he followed us to still saying how excited he was about seeing me again. Again, I found this a little odd, but at least he isn't an ***hole right?
So, Sunday morning, I get a phone call from him, we'll call him Bob. Immediately he asked me if I can call him back as it is long distance for him. Sure whatever, so I did. So, for the next hour all he does is go on about how gorgeous I am and how he can't wait to come over and watch a movie and maybe cuddle, hold hands, kiss etc. I just kind of shrugged off the ass kissing and how weird it was that he was already telling me he wanted to get serious and such when I just met him. I told him I had an essay to do, but I'd call him later in the week to arrange for our get together on sat. I was already starting to get disinterested in Bob.
So, Thursday comes and I still haven't called him to make plans. I get a text message from Court saying Bob called her and that I need to call him back (that was at 1:30pm), so I call Bob at 3:00pm.
"Hey. . . Bob?"
"Hey. . . who's this?"
"It is Sarah. . . (long silence) you know from the restaurant . . . last Friday?"
"I am sorry; I can't seem to remember . . .”
"Really? We were supposed to go out this sat? No, not ringing a bell? (insert sigh of relief and gladness) Oh well than just forget about it, ok?"
"Wait, No, what the hell I can't remember who you are. So, you won't go out with me. God, if it was any other guy it wouldn't matter! Like I'm going through a hard time right now with my little brother and all. He's single, you know. I'm trying to find him a girl. . . How old are you?"
" Ok, you clearly don't remember me because I told you that I was going to turn 19 on Monday. . ."
"Oh, he's 17" (As if I was going to let myself get set up with his younger brother)
"Ya . . . well um so good luck with that I'm going to go now"
"Why?"
"Because you don't remember me and you're clearly under a lot of stress with your little brother right now, so just forget about it" and I hung up. I then quickly dialled Court (she was in Montreal for the weekend), and asked her what the hell Bob said to her because I called and he had no idea who I was. She said she practically hung up on him because he kept on going on and on about how excited he was about our date and etc. etc. I laughed and was like ya well I just called him and he had no recollection of me. So I guess I don't have to worry about that date! Talk to you later hun.
Anyway, Dan, the guy my friend Adam was setting me up with was coming over at around 7:00 pm. . At 6:50 pm, the phone rings,
"Hello?"
"Why didn't you call me?"
"Bob?"
"Ya, why didn't you call me? I thought we were going to make plans for sat."
"I did call you; you had no idea who I was and you . . ."
"That was my little brother; he pretends to be me sometimes"
" . . . I see, well (F**K, F**K, F**K! Now I have to go on the date) so I was thinking we could meet at square one . . . go to the movies?"
"Well, I can't really afford to go . . . I thought we could pop a DVD in at your place you know and cuddle and stuff"
"Right . . . well you know I have company coming over in like 10 minutes, can I call you some other time?"
"Could you call me back at 9:00?"
"No, he'll still be here"
"Who’s he?"
"My friend Dan"
"Should I be jealous?
"What? I don't know. He's just a friend . . . right now. But, you better not be the jealous type because if you come over you're going to see that I have lots of guy friends from the picture collages I have."
"So I should be jealous."
"Ya, so what time should I call you then?"
"Tomorrow night at 8?"
"Ya ok. . ."
"Because I'm really excited and I just think you're gorgeo. . ."
"Ya, ok bye" and I hung up.
So, Thursday night with Dan went really good and I really didn't want to go out with Bob. Dan asked me out for the next night, which was Friday, so I said of course. J
Friday night comes; at 8:00 I call Bob to make the plans. His mom answered and said he went out for a beer with his friends and will be back in a couple hours. Oh well too bad so sad; I'm going out with Dan. Yippee! Not my fault I couldn't get a hold of him to make plans. So, I came home late from partying with Dan, Adam, Tina, and the rest of the gang. I get home to 8 missed calls and 5 voice mails and a text message from Court. Court’s message read: Bob called. I told him I didn't know where you were and hadn't talked to you in a couple days. I then listened to the five voice mails. All from Bob basically imagine a really whiny voice asking me where I was and if we were still on for tomorrow night. I got five messages saying pretty much the same thing with the occasional, please please call me I think you're really gorgeous and I want to make this work.
After laughing, I kind of freaked out. I didn't want to call him and be like ya ok come on over. Mostly, because Dan and I became official that day. Dan says it was Friday because that’s Remembrance Day, so he’ll be able to remember. I say Saturday. So, debating whether to ignore him or get up the nerve to call him and confront him. I decided to confront him because he doesn't seem like the type that would get the hint that if she doesn't call she's not interested and would probably continue to call and leave weird messages. I call and I swear it was him even though he claimed to be the brother. I'm beginning to wonder if he had a split personality.
Anyway, the brother basically got in an argument with me. He told me he wouldn't let me break his brother’s heart and I basically said I met the guy once and he couldn't possibly be in love with me in order to get his heart broken. The conversation was so hostile and random that I do not really remember what was said. But, it ended with me saying I was not going to call back . . . ever. He then hung up on me in mid sentence. Naturally, I call Court to tell her what the f**k just happened. She basically asked me where the hell I had been and that Bob had called her three times while she was in Montreal, knowing she was in Montreal, to ask where I was. “Seriously, I am in Montreal! I do not know where the f**k she is!”
I am exhausted, so I tell her I’ll talk to her tomorrow and I get ready to go to bed. At 8:45pm, I get a call. I do not answer it, but wait and listen to the voice message, it was Bob. “Yeah, I am home now, so I thought we were doing something, k bye.” At this point, I really didn’t want to deal with Bob. Why couldn’t his brother just tell him I was not going to call him back? At 11:45 pm, I get a phone call, I pick up and what do you know it’s Bob.
“Why didn’t you call me?”
“Look, I got home around this time and I called to cancel because I am tired and I have work to do. I tried to tell your brother, but again he went on and on.”
“Well, that’s ok; we can do it some other time,”
“You know what? I’d rather not. I am just not really interested anymore. It just seems really difficult to get a hold of you and plus there’s the whole long distance thing and it just seems to be really weird. Like your brother was just. . .” Literally, at this point in the conversation as if on cue you could hear screaming and fighting in the background. I literally had to strain to hear him.
“Well my family is really dysfunctional. Seriously, I am the normal one and I really really like you and you . . .”
“You don’t KNOW ME! Seriously, we’ve met once and you ‘re just coming on too strong. . .”
“Because I like you. . .”
“Ya, I figured that when you left like 5 messages on my phone, seriously that’s a little excessive don’t you think? And then repeatedly calling Court when she‘s in a different province looking for me? You‘re coming on way too strong and I‘ve just lost interest in pursuing anything.”
“But, I think you’re gorgeous”
“STOP SAYING THAT! That’s not all I am about, you know!”
“I know, but that’s all I know for now because you will not let me get to know you. And I really do want to get to know you. I thought you were something special. I have never had such a beautiful girl actually talk back to me. After the night I met you I went home and told my mom I met this really gorgeous girl that’s really nice and I am going on a date with her. And my mom was so happy because you were actually my age”
“Your age?”
“Ya, cuz usually only like 16 year olds are interested in me”
“Well that’s real nice and all, but I am just not feeling it. So, it was nice meeting you. Good bye”
“Ya, Good bye.”
So that was Bob. | |
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Posted: 10/18/2007 11:05:31 AM | Yup Unique ~ he did leave the half bottle of whiskey here, and the movies that needed returned to Blockbuster (although I think they may have been late *wicked grin*). The bottle is STILL nearly half ful 6 months later, lol!! (Not my brand, *giggle*)
Thanks for a fun post darlin'!! | |
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Posted: 10/18/2007 12:50:15 PM | ok I have a story.....well a couple....I got talking to this guy on the web who was a student at my uni (a couple of years ago), so I met him....he wasnt what he made out to be description wise...but then they never are! But that didn't put me off, what put me off is after the movie he took for for a bite to eat, he insisted on paying (I prefer to go dutch on first dates but he wouldn't take a 'no'), but even that wasn't a big deal....what was the worst thing was for 3 HOURS (coz he brought me dinner I felt obliged to stay) he talked NON STOP about how much MONEY his family had and his friends and what extreme sports he did and all the schools he had even gone to (including a year by year account of all his teachers) and what his fave foods, cars, clothes were and all the medical conditions he had even had...I'm a chatting person, but for 3 hours all I said was 'mmm', 'oh right' and 'I see'. After about 1 1/2 hours my eyes glazed over and I even stopped making any noise and he didn't notice....but after 3 hours my head was hurting and I think I had long paid for my dinner 'in kind', so I made my excuses and left....careful not to be too close when we said goodbye so he couldn't kiss me....but don't think too badly of me....I never said anything nasty to him and I let him down gently!
Anyway my next story is I meet another guy about a year after this one (from the web) and we decided to meet at a pub, when I saw him I thourght WOW hes gorgeous, but I saw the look on his face when he saw me...I could tell he wasn't really impressed (such is life) so anyway we arkwardly went to the bar and ordered drinks....and we sat and tried to make conversation...I could tell he didn't want to be here and it made me feel bad, I wanted to say 'look its ok if you don't like me...I won't make a scene' but I didn't have the courage, so there was alot of long pauses in the conversation, he then said after 2 drinks 'so where do you want to go now?' which surprised me...I said 'ummm...anywhere I don't mind' a bit confused that he wanted to exstend this terrible date. So we went to this hip bar....we had another couple of drinks with stinted conversation....I was thinking in my head of an excuse to leave without embaressing myself and said 'look its my dinner time so....' and I didn't even finish the sentance and he said 'oh should we get some food?'....I just looked at him in complete surprise...mouth gapping thinking ' what is he doing? He clearly doesn't like me!' but at that point he grabbed my hand, lent over and kissed me! What a shock! This gorgeous guy who I'd been thinking didn't like me for 2 hours was now kissing me! but anyway the moral of the story is MEN ARE STRANGE FOLK! You really can't tell what they are like over the web!
Oh if you were wondering....I had a short fling with Mr Gorgeous....but nothing serious came from it. | |
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Posted: 11/14/2007 10:26:36 PM | Same thing happened to me, so don't feel your the only one out there. I drove to Seattle and when I met her her hair was all wet and uncombed and she was like 15 years older looking then her picture. I did the same thing and left .
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Posted: 11/14/2007 11:46:28 PM | Same here but not from this site. I met a man from yahoo a few years back, who send a pic of himself when he was 45 well I was looking for him in the starbacks and found a 65 year old who was waving and calling my name. I was very upset but felt like I had to sit down and talk to him. I asked him why he lied about his age and he said that he knew that if he told me I would have said no.
He did not understand why I was upset.
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Posted: 11/15/2007 8:29:04 PM |
So that was Bob.
Wow Scorp... that was just priceless, I had tears running down my face!
I know it was not much fun to go through, but my dating adventures seem positively boring by comparison.
Thanks for the laugh, even though it didn't seem that funny for you at the time. | |
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Posted: 4/14/2008 4:38:36 AM | Haha, these are great. I have a couple doosies myself. I was talking to this guy on here and asked him if he wanted to go to a christmas party that my friend was having in a warehouse. There were going to be a lot of gay people there, as it was for a gay charity. He said he was fine with that. I didn't want him embarrassing me in front of my friends. Well, he ended up being 3 hours late because he was down the street drinking at some bar. Then he shows up with his ex wife and assures me that they are not together anymore but they still fck every now and then. Then the ex got me alone and asked me why he came here to meet me because they are still together. Lovely. It didn't really matter anyway because later on he ended up in the bathroom with 2 other guys for over an hour. Then he was behind the bar with his hands down my friend's boyfriends pants. I ended up leaving him there and apparently so did the "ex wife" because he kept calling me saying he didn't know what happened and he was stranded there with all these fags. He kept calling me a B for leaving him there. Apparently the ex wife wasn't taking his calls either. He still tries to contact me sometimes. Yikes.
The last bad date I had was with a guy who ended up being bipolar and took way too much xanax and was drinking way too much. He kept telling me I was way too beautiful for him and I would never want to date someone like him. He then proceeded to tell me that he was an ordained preist of satanisim, he even had all these pentagon and inverted cross tattoos. And he was yelling "fck the christians!!!" in the restaurant that we were in. Wow. Now I'm not really a religious person, but come on now. I don't know why i keep torturing myself. | |
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Posted: 4/14/2008 5:09:08 AM | Heh heh heh heh....that was funny. So far I haven't had any funny dates like that but thats probably just as well. | |
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Posted: 5/3/2008 4:10:38 PM | Glad I found this thread or I was going to start one...!!!
Out of my many funny dating stories the fondest (!!!) one I have is when I was new to internet dating (about 9 years ago...) and in my naive little world believed everything people said to be true. I started chatting to one guy and he and I seemed to get along, well on paper anyhow. I would waken in the morning, turn on my computer and there would be 6 or 7 typed pages waiting for me and I was flattered by the attention and thought that finally something might come of this. After a couple of weeks of copious email exchange he said we should meet. At this stage I hadnt seen a photo (big mistake) or spoken to him on the phone to suss if he sounded ok (second big mistake). He told me he was so good looking women would stare at him in the street and that he previously dated a Miss Ireland. I was suitably impressed and worried I might not 'cut the mustard' but thought what have I to lose.
So on a wet rainy night in Dublin I went to the romantic Ha'penny Bridge in town and waited with bated breath for this handsome guy to come along. I had my handbag in one hand and umbrella in the other and this guy came out of nowwhere, grabbed me and started kissing me. I got such a shock I nearly fell over trying to push him away. It was HIM. I was horrified. That was his introduction. He was tall, skinny and about 45 whereas he said he was early thirties. I wanted to jump into the Liffey (the river over which the bridge ran) but being a nice gal and too polite thought I had to go for a drink as he had driven for 2 hours to get to me.
So we had a drink in a hotel bar of his choice, he was obnoxious, opinionated, a know-it-all kind of guy who chain smoked despite saying to me he didnt smoke as I never date smokers... he kept trying to kiss me and the barman said to leave me alone..! It was a bar in a hotel and I asked him if this was where he was staying the night and he said no - he was staying with me and we would need to go shopping tomorrow for him to buy more clothes and shaving gear as he was moving in for a bit....!!!!! I was mortified and gulped on my orange juice and madly tried to figure out how to get myself out of this. I went to the ladies toilet with my jacket and handbag and tried to climb out the window to escape but couldnt fit . I then crawled on all fours out the toilet door in case he saw me through the door glas next to the bar and ran all the way through the hotel itself and busted out the door of a fire escape and into an alley way. I caught a cab home grateful that all he had was my first name and email address and not a clue where I lived.
Weeks later I was entertaining my friends with my story and when I said this guys whole name and how his sister was newly signed to a band and in the newspaper on the day of our date it turned out that HER FATHER lived next door to this guy, he was married, he was an alchoholic, a policeman and receiving psychiatric treatment....!!! Basically absolutely everything he said was a lie and I got off lightly but I learned 1) always get a photo (but learned since people use old ones....), and talk on the phone as if I had heard his horrible voice I would have ran a mile....!!!!
Despite this I kept going and have met lots of people, some nice, some not so nice but am older, wiser and more wary!!! Still looking for the one but believe he is out there somewhere... just gotta keep lookin!!!
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Posted: 5/3/2008 5:09:16 PM | Oh, what a great thread! We all have our stories...
Well, my funny/horror story took place over 20 years ago...but it's still a goodie! I had just moved to a very small community (first professional job) and made the mistake of accepting a blind date -- for Valentine's Day, no less. What can I say?
So, the guy showed up on my doorstep; not too good-looking, but I am very interested in someone's personality, so I was hopeful! Well, from beginning to end he did nothing but talk...and talk...and TALK about himself. It wasn't his nerves, believe me! Much bragging about his job, how influential he was in the community, and all that. I did attempt to contribute to the conversation, but his response was always, "Uh huh, yeah, hey! Did I tell you I bought a new car/house/etc.?" At one point, he did pause to take a breath and I attempted to say something. His response? "Well, I told you a lot already about me! What else do you want to know about me?" I thought the evening would never, ever end and I would be stuck forever in this black hole of blabber!
Well, throughout the evening, I kept thinking that he looked familiar, but it WAS a small community -- so I figured I had just seen him around. Wrong! Toward the end of the evening (and the wall of talk talk talk), he finally said, "Hey! Do you go to community theater?"
And then I knew. I felt a sense of dread! A few months earlier, the town's community theater had done a production of "The Nerd" by Larry Shue and I had gone to it. (A good play, BTW!) I realized too late that this guy had played the lead of The Nerd...very very very well!
So, ladies and gents, you might say that you have been out with nerds. I, however, have been out with THE Nerd!  Oh, nooooo! | |
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Posted: 1/28/2009 9:54:27 AM | This wasn't a date, but just chatting over IM
So a girl messages me over the weekend and she is from near me. HOLY CRAP!?
This is one of the first that wasn't from Perth Australia, Canada, or the UK. So, cool! (it's a distance thing, not a people thing)
So we're chit chatting and almost at once she's staring stories with me that are completely nuts. Talking about getting locked in a bathroom at a famous musician's house, then stealing all the shit she and her friend could get their hands on because they were scared. That's not so bad to me, but it's a bit off from my life's experiences. I should've taken a hint.
Then, the next day, we're chatting again. I am at work again. We talk back and forth how I am at work and it's my long week, and she asks if she can share an email with me. I ask her right out, "Sure. But is it work safe?" Now, I will admit to being in the wrong for not seeking out a specific answer to that, but needless to say, it had titties in it when I opened it. I got a little miffed.
Then she told me she's starting to get into begging.
I told her thanks for the contact, but I was not interested anymore.
I am meeting some seriously weird ones lately. | |
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Posted: 1/28/2009 11:48:42 AM |  That's far out funny!! Good heavens what was she thinking that'll you'd be attracted to her now when you are attracted to her pic you thought was not to recent, Imao!!!!!!!!!! I thank the lord that it didn't happen in the way you have experience and my god if it did I'd better make sure that karma doesn't drag itself back to me!  | |
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Posted: 1/28/2009 1:55:38 PM | Then she told me she's starting to get into begging.
I told her thanks for the contact, but I was not interested anymore.
I am meeting some seriously weird ones lately.
LOL that is so funny. Thanks, I got a good laugh at the end of my workday. | |
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Posted: 1/28/2009 4:50:13 PM | I have to tell you folks that everyone I have met
has looked like their pictures,
was the age they said they were,
had the job they said they had,
had the interests they said they had,
was looking for the kind of relationship they said they wanted whether it was an intimate encounter, dating or long term relationship.
No weirdo showed up at my dates unless...
could it be....
could I have been the weirdo?
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Posted: 1/28/2009 5:29:15 PM |
This wasn't a date, but just chatting over IM
So a girl messages me over the weekend and she is from near me. HOLY CRAP!?
This is one of the first that wasn't from Perth Australia, Canada, or the UK. So, cool!
Happens to me, too, lovely ladies from a minimum of five states distance are soooo friendly and sweet!
So, my heart jumped when I got a message, unsolicited, outta the blue, from a woman in PA, and within easy driving distance as well! The message, in it's entirety, was
"Hey! I really want to sit on your face."
I firmly believe that every message deserves a response, so I crafted one to increase the distance between us, politely.
She replied, all in caps so that I would "hear" her a little better, much like speaking louder to someone who does not speak your language:
"No, no. I SAID I WANT TO SIT ON YOUR FACE!!"
K. Now I'm regretting more than a few of some overly candid posts on these pages. I respond again, doggedly true to my own rule, to specify "not interested", but in lower case.
Third message:
"FOR THE LAST TIME, I REALLY WANT TO STRADDLE YOUR EARS."
Now, I got just far enough along in my college astrophysics program to learn that two points determine a line, and add time between the points and you have a vector. I shoulda taken the first flight out, but I didn't, cuz of that "I ain't scared of no woman" thing, sooo, my last response, cut and pasted from Word in the maximum size font, was "NO". Nothing more would fit on the message page, and anyway, I could think of nothing to add that wasn't redundant (that almost never happens. Lol).
That one seems to have worked. | |
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Posted: 1/29/2009 8:25:19 AM | | To erin250: I certainly hope his ex got herselves checked out who knows what she might have contracted yuk! Count yourself very very lucky!!!!!!!! Whew! | |
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Posted: 1/29/2009 1:35:34 PM | Thats To Dam Funny And I Don't Blame You Because I Would Have Done The Same Thing Minus The Email Part Because I Would Have Been  So I Would Be To To Remember Any And All That I Saw That Night. | |
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Posted: 2/3/2009 6:12:40 PM | Alright this happened about 7 years ago when I was just finishing high school. I ended up on a date with a very nice very attractive girl, technically it was a double date that my friend set up but he and his girlfriend were no where to be found so I'm going to go ahead and claim it as my own.
Anyways we were at one of those carnivals with poorly constructed rides that spun every which way. Have I mentioned that I hate these things with a fiery passion? I'm the kind of guy who gets queezy in the back seat after a traffic circle. But the girl I was with was totally into them. So for the sake of giving it my best shot I pretended I was aswell. What followed was 3 hours of sheer hell. I went on every which ride imaginable and on top of that I managed to stay cheerful and a conversationalist despite feeling like I was about to die.
It was getting late and she wanted to go on the ferris wheel before we left. I said sure, as I was still pretending that all of this was fun. Yes I was a desperate little guy back then but try not to hold it against me. Anyways there we are on the ferris wheel having a good conversation about cats...or something. Then suddenly something iside me just can't take it any more and in one fluid motion I turn my head and litterally cough up a ocrn dog from earlier. From atop the ferris wheel no less (I don't believe it hit anyone below but I can't be sure) Now heres where it gets good
Girl: Are you alright did you just throw up.
(I take a second to gather my thoughts and turn to her with the best smirk I can muster)
Me: Nope, just a sneeze
I said it with such confidence that she actually bought it! We continued talking and then finally the ride was over. As I stepped off feeling really good about how managed to coverup back there I almost didn't catch myself as I stepped off and then round 2 hit me. All over the place in front of everyone everything I had eaten since the day I was born came up. (possibly an exaggeration). Everyone stared and my poor date was just gaping in horror. This time I steadied myself, as the ferris wheel had practically killed me.
Me: Alright...Alright this time I did throw up...
Needless to say I didn't get a kiss goodnight or a second date. But I like to think I learned a lesson about being disingenuous. | |
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| Funny Dating Stories....... :laugh:
Posted: 2/3/2009 6:30:20 PM | | I was dating with this one guy for a few weeks. He was perfect! He was very funny, cute and more importantly had tons to talk about. Anyways on our last date our game plan was to see a movie and then set off to dinner. While in the theater I looked over at him and he was digging for gold. I have never seen someone pick their nose so intensely. Okay. I’m grossed out at this point. I continue to watch the movie as if I hadn’t just witnessed him picking his nose. I turn again and he’s still at it…this time he eats it…turns to smiles at me as if I should be proud of him. Once done feeling like a champion he leans in to kiss me. Yuck! | |
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