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Posted: 11/2/2007 4:31:36 PM | ^^^
Msg 76: Tomozzo??? REALLY??? uhm I wonder, can we peak??? Oooh, a real, live first date request ... right here on the thread!!! 
I don't remember if I went out with him. Check it out and let us know if he is wearing women's panties!!!  | |
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Posted: 11/2/2007 4:38:01 PM |
Strangest request? Someone asked me, on a first date, to tie her up and beat her till she bled on the first date. I thought she was joking, but as it turns out she had a duffel bag full of S&M and Bondage gear in her trunk.
ha ha ha, that reminds me. I had arranged to meet a guy for the first time for dinner, and in an IM conversation a few days before he asked me if I would take him home afterwards and beat him with a belt. "I need discipline" he begged.
Well, I broke the date (shock), but also made the mistake of mentioning that I had a friend coming in town the next day anyway, so it was "for the best." "Oh," he said.... "do you think SHE would beat me?"
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Posted: 11/2/2007 5:39:39 PM | | pretty funny I chuckled ........it's what life's about .....the chuckles of course..... | |
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Posted: 11/2/2007 6:07:37 PM | This entire thread is hilarious.
Closest I've come to a similar thing was several years ago, I had a date with a pharmacist who had sold his drug store to one of the biggies and was just bored to death. While conversing he sent me a photo of he and Pat Buchanan. I told him if he was trying to impress me ...he had missed the mark.
After much conversation, I agreed to have dinner with him. He was to pick me up at my house....well he came and we started talking and never made it to dinner.
We got off on all kinds of subjects......and finally he just looked at me and said...I don't think I can do anything for you......but I could sure use a good b/j.
I just got up and walked over to the door and opened it!
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Posted: 11/2/2007 8:07:04 PM | .From becca210 ".....and finally he just looked at me and said...I don't think I can do anything for you......but I could sure use a good b/j."
And women have the nerve to complain that men don't know how to communicate their needs. lol
This thread has been such fun to read.
I met a 69 year old former Marine for a coffee date. He ascertained that in addition to coffee, I was partial to Jack Daniels on the rocks. We parted friendly. I got a call on his way home offering me a Jack Daniels weekend..his treat. Clearly, he planned to bathe in it and have me dry him off...among other activities. Whatever prior assumptions I might have made about men his age were forever changed. He was not looking for his last love; he was looking for as much love as he could get!! Good for him.....Not for me. Though the more I think about it, he had a point!
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Posted: 11/3/2007 6:43:25 AM | This is not a date experiences, but I thought to share it. Met one in the internet, not here though. He is such a good looking man with good disposition, good job , and a good father known it by our phone conversation. We had a good convesation talking about making love his favorites and how he is on that matters. He seems to be very romantic and passionate like me and thats what I am looking for a man of my dream. He continued to call me and after 4-5 times phone conversation , I found out that, all he is interested in is phone sex, as he says we both masterbate and both have orgasm at the same time while talking on the phone and I was shocked by this and could not say anything and just hung up the phone. I e-mailed him that night and let him know that , that wont work for me lol. He said that he wants to meet me but phone sex in just the beginning of romance and intimate relationship, thats the end of my contact with him.   | |
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Posted: 11/3/2007 3:24:47 PM |
ha ha ha, that reminds me. I had arranged to meet a guy for the first time for dinner, and in an IM conversation a few days before he asked me if I would take him home afterwards and beat him with a belt. "I need discipline" he begged.
Well, I broke the date (shock), but also made the mistake of mentioning that I had a friend coming in town the next day anyway, so it was "for the best." "Oh," he said.... "do you think SHE would beat me?"
Wow! Maybe we should trade phone numbers...theirs! LOL!  | |
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Posted: 11/8/2007 2:07:17 AM | Where's Lorraina Bobbit when you need her?
I actually had a guy taking me home from a date, scared the crap out of me by flying through town (off route) with me yelling for someone to call for help, and just decided on his own to STOP BY A MOTEL (probably hourly). I was like WTF? I then played it cool til he went inside to "check out a room". Ahh, hello? Needless to say, when he came out, I was gone. When I cut his seat, I realized that my knife was dull. I had to call my boss to give me a ride home. Besides, I had forgotten to sharpen my knife! Lorraina would have been so proud.... | |
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Posted: 11/8/2007 2:35:15 AM | ^^^^ See? That was your first mistake ... I always sharpen my knife before going out on a first date. That way, I know that I am prepared to shred my date’s car upholstery or puncture his tires on a moment's notice. Really, what were you thinking to leave your house for a date while carrying a dull knife? I can honestly say I’ve never heard of such a thing! 
P.S. Did you hear about the woman who bit off her ex-b/f's lower lip while they were kissing? Just asking ... He was PERMANENTLY disfigured.  Thought you might want to add her to your "Role Model Hall of Fame."
vvvv Good God, have I landed on the wrong planet or something?  These are not strange dates, they are psychotic.  Where do these people come from Where is my knife? I think it is time to shred something … 
Gee, I never thought I would say this, but my dates seem kind of boring when sandwiched between these two stories. I’m not complaining though!  | |
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Posted: 11/8/2007 2:48:04 AM | OK here is my weird story. I met this guy for drinks and he seemed really nice ... good conversation,decent looking. Toward the end of the date he said "If things get intimate, I just wanted you to know..I have a fear of pregnancy so it will be just BJ's but I do have dildos I can use on you that I've used on other women."
I was shocled and told him I appreciate his honesty but that was not for me. EWWWWW then he told me he washes the dildos after each use but I still told him no. Nver heard from him again. Thank God | |
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Posted: 11/9/2007 2:11:11 AM | Latia, I think that the upholstery helped to dull the knife! Regardless, knives are unnessessary. I just take my car and bring my two large dogs, who by the way are a very friendly Rottweiler and pitbull.  Both dogs are cowards, but he won't know that! Should keep him in line, wouldn't you say? | |
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Posted: 11/9/2007 8:19:26 AM | | ladybug312. Don't be a pushover. Make him drive the extra distance to his house. | |
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Posted: 11/9/2007 1:57:30 PM | About a year ago, I started to talk to a seemingly nice gal that lived right here in Omaha. She was forty seven years old, and we really seemed to click. So after a couple of weeks of playing IM footsy, we decided to meet at a local coffee shop.
I arrived early, and she showed up a few minutes afterwards. We talked for about twenty minutes, and it seemed to be going well. I was about ask her if she wanted to go out sometime, when a young gal about twenty five or so left another table and sat down right next to the woman I was sitting with.
She was introduced as the daughter of the gal I was going to meet. Of course, I was more than a little miffed, because who would bring their daughter on a first meet? Anyway, I was about to find out, and it was more than a little freaky.
The mother thought it would be a good idea to go over to her place, which was only a few blocks away, and have a threesome between all of us.
I paled, and you can guess what happened. Feet did their stuff, and I left that place faster than the Tasmanian Devil could have.
There are truly some freaks out there....
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Posted: 11/9/2007 2:10:21 PM | Or if he had any sti's?
I cant believe people have the nerve to ask for things like this! from people they dont know! its soooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo beyong | |
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Posted: 11/9/2007 2:13:18 PM | | actually I think the laughing would probably have sufficed!!!! I would have fell off my seat laughing if someone had said that to me... and continued as he left.... | |
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Posted: 11/9/2007 5:36:44 PM |
and the woman asked for it...the guy wouldn't get her home fast enough!!!!
I hate to disagree, but .....not all guys, well not this guy.
I met my date at a restaurant she recommended 50 miles from my home.
90% of the conversation during dinner consisted of her telling me
about her luck with on-line dating. She had, in a very short period of time,
traveled from one end of our state to the other meeting guys. Each city
involved a new guy and a new kink. As she rambled i did the math in my head.
She was averaging 3.6 guys per week and had been doing so for a little over 4 months.
Towards the end of this wonderful evening Fate supplied me with the perfect excuse
to leave, a blizzard.
“ Could you walk me to my car?” she asked.
The path to her car just happened to take us through the lobby of the adjoining
Hotel where she just happened to have already booked a room.
“ We’re lucky! There is a prostheses sales convention here this weekend.
The guy who had our room last left his sample case behind. We are
going to have such fun with them !”
I never figured out what she expected to do with them. Nor did i get to see
what a prosthesis sample kit contained. But i did learn how fast i can run
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Posted: 11/10/2007 6:23:46 AM | Wow - thought that I had a strange request.... LOL
We went to her car to sit and talk more after a dinner date. The woman asked me to take my shoes off when I got into her car. :-S Thought that was kinda strange. | |
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Posted: 11/10/2007 6:57:49 PM | I remember a date before POF, it was actually a stranger ad (probably makes POF people real normal). This guy constantly talked about all of the cooking and cleaning his stepmom did for his dad and dad never lifted a finger. Neither did my date OR his kids! See he was living with his parents! I was straight with him and said, I will beep the horn, because I do not want to meet the whole family at the same time as you (kids included, 7 and 13). He lied and told me they would not be there. I was trapped into it all. The kids, was the dealbreaker! I cannot imagine putting children through that.
Even worse, another guy dropped by my shop while I had a friend visiting, WITH HIS KIDS in the car! This is before we ever had a first date! We never did either! | |
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