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Posted: 11/10/2007 8:05:11 PM |     LOL thank you lol lol ..if It's the true you both are funny ...I think so that you found your Soulmate...lol | |
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Posted: 11/11/2007 9:27:54 AM | | I can't say I have ever had any first date adventures like some described here (well 1, but it was not funny). This thread has kept me laughing. | |
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Posted: 11/21/2007 8:53:13 PM | he knew I lived closer than him bc we live in different cities and met halfway
And to the people who mentioned why I would have a preference for being trimmed and circumsized, well, maybe any ladies who may have had a bad experience with this can explain | |
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Posted: 11/21/2007 11:27:03 PM | How funny--should have found this place sooner--started my morning off with a laugh--but seriously tho....what is the thing with men and bj 's--doesn't anyone have just good sex anymore...?
You mean there is something better than a bj? | |
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Posted: 11/22/2007 10:44:37 AM | So, if you knew him a little bit, knew his last name, he was trim, and circumcised, you would have given him the BJ?
"Earth girls are easy." Hey I saw that movie It was awesome...
Dude its so weird... my sister-in-law came home the other day talking about how this couple was in her restaurant when the guy suddenly asks for a blow job. She laughs and goes I barely know you, i don't know your last name, are you even trimmed or circumcised? She gives him a disgusted look gets up and goes outside. My sis-in-law then tells me that the bus boy, while taking out the garbage, saw the same woman blowing some guy in the alleyway. WHAT a coincidence... | |
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Posted: 11/22/2007 8:55:51 PM | your 4 reasons confuse me. so if he told you he was trim and circumsized on the first date you would do it?
lol
well I had a date once and the guy asked me point blank to blow him in his car. I said no and i never heard from him again.
I have my set of rules..... I expect to get laid first before i would give a man a blow job. LOL | |
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Posted: 11/22/2007 9:15:38 PM |  that was the funnyest thing i have heard .guess he thought u was a ho i guess u should have asked for money from him than walked out | |
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Posted: 11/22/2007 9:39:18 PM | LadyBug,Ladybug,ladybug...
you lived in differant cities and met half way but You lived closer???
OK! you just made this one of those that make ya go... hmmmm
oh... laughter to follow after I get past the ...hmmm ONE more attention seaker... | |
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Posted: 11/22/2007 10:05:23 PM | | I think there must be a series of questions a lady can ask to pick out the lunatics from the rest of us. I would suggest a long IM chat before you meet a person. After 1/2 hour I think the true colors a person will show. Let the person talk a lot so you can see what their true motives are. | |
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Posted: 11/22/2007 10:36:33 PM | | tell him sure and you have a confession. then, lean into him, put your hand on his leg and tell him you're really a man -- does it matter? | |
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Posted: 11/23/2007 2:23:10 PM | 1st time i visited his house he gave me a box of pictures (he did some work as an artists model) to look through and went out to make coffee.
Pictures very "arty" and called interesting things like "obliques" until i got to the bottom where there were pictures of his erect d**k (just close up's of the apendage)
When he came back in he asked had i seen the pictures and what i thought. I said yeah they were nice. He said "Did you see the ones at the bottom, what did you think?".
I was sitting there thinking I am a grown woman, not a virgin and have seen an erection before. You have seen one you've seen them all, gave up giggling at them when i grew up etc. Could not figure out what i was supposed to say really. Wasn't shocked, although did think it was in bad taste and could not understand his pride in them.
Also in another relationship the night after we first slept together he came out of the shower and stood in front of me, looked down and (deadly serious) asked me "Don't you think i have a really good looking d**k?, I do"
I wanted to say, it's not as impressive as the one on your head!
Can anyone explain this "penis worship" that some men have and why are so many attracted to me. It's not big and it's not clever!!! | |
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Posted: 11/28/2007 4:02:24 PM | not blonde at all....we didn't meet exactly halfway, so technically I lived closer.
It would seem to me, Suddenly U, that you have a lot of time on your hands to spend figuring things out. | |
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Joined: 8/26/2007
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| STRANGE FIRST DATE REQUESTS
Posted: 11/28/2007 4:41:14 PM | I have lots of time on my hands as well...
This thread is definately one of the most amusing I've read!! | |
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Posted: 11/28/2007 7:13:19 PM | Addy01,
Did it ever occur to you that they figured out you're an expert and just wanted your advice?  | |
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Posted: 11/29/2007 5:37:41 AM | Hedonist5;
I 'm sure your comment was tongue in cheek, but it kind of makes me sound slutty!
God help the world is i am considered an expert in male apendages, the human race will die out!!!!
If i was such an expert then i wouldn't have been single for so long. Just out of curiousity what kind of response ARE you supposed to give to that kind of question? | |
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Posted: 11/29/2007 7:57:40 AM | if you pointed at it and laughed... there would be no other reasons to give him... cause you would have killed the mood!!!!
remember point and laugh... great birth control! | |
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Posted: 11/29/2007 8:23:03 AM | OMG - I cannot believe he asked you for a BJ.
I would have exited very gracefully without any reason(s) what so ever. That pig! | |
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Posted: 11/29/2007 1:42:35 PM | | oh come now, have we all gotten that uptight that we cant take the poor man back to our place and give him what he asked for....lol...I would have , but then again I have a very over protective pitbull that is called lorraina bobett ...lol, he would have never have asked another woman again.....but it was a funny story.. | |
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Posted: 11/29/2007 5:12:17 PM | No my comment wasn't tongue in cheek also when it comes to tongue it's more appropriate to put it in lips. Now I never said that an "expert" is slutty  .
The second guy did you and then ask your thoughts about his d.ck. He might have had a good reason for that no? Could it be that during the action you made him think you're an expert?
Did not know that it was a requirement for being married? I hope not, that would be a waste of talent | |
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Posted: 11/29/2007 5:22:29 PM | | gave him kudos? are u serious??? for what? for being a dumb-ass that should have 'low iq' written on his forehead or for being egocentrically inconsiderate? do u really not see how bad that screams low self esteem and 'i-dont-believe-i-deserve-better'? | |
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Posted: 11/29/2007 6:05:58 PM | | wow...don't have any problems with my self esteem...just don't have a persecution complex. By the way, were you a psych or women's studies major? | |
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