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Posted: 11/29/2007 11:33:48 PM | Too funny...I gotta agree with point & laugh...works every time...
Ok...I got one for ya...I met a guy on another site about a year ago...agreed to meet him at a bar he was helping to build...we hung out for awhile & I actually liked him & probably would have gone on a date with him...except...he walked me to my car....I'm sitting on the drivers side...he's standing outside talking....this guy was really tall...like 6'10.....he says, wanna see my newest tattoo....sure....next thing I know, he whips out his d**k....sure enough, there was a tattoo going down his stomach & halfway down his thing....(yeah, sue me, I couldn't help but look)....not only did I happen to be parked on the street, he was literally at eye level, cause he was so tall...lucky for me, my jaw didn't drop open..lol...all I could do...was point & laugh....while my finger hit the window up switch....lucky for him....he moved quickly....I laughed all the way home... | |
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Posted: 11/30/2007 9:19:40 AM | Reading these are AWESOME!!!!
Ok so here is mine, went on a 1st date, dinner and a movie with a "nice" guy. We were chatting in his car and he was going on about church, his love for Jesus, then w/o skipping a beat, no even a pause......So do you like to give BJ's??? LOL WTF???? Now come on buddy WWJD??? I've never laughed so hard in my life, never spoke to him again. | |
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Posted: 11/30/2007 10:07:04 AM | | well you couldve found out all by carrying out the mission,well apart from asking him his surname,its rude to talk with your mouthful | |
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Posted: 11/30/2007 10:46:03 AM |
I have never laughed so much in my life!!!! I had an experience a few years back, I used to go out with a friend of mine to a bar in Arlington, I don't think it's around anymore it's been that many years ago, long story short, I made friends with one of the bouncers and he asked me to go out and "talk with him in his car", Well, it was the eighties and he seemed nice, I had a friendly relationship with him plus I was young and impressionable, I didn't see the harm. We were sitting in his car for about tweny minutes talking when he unzipped his pants and asked me to touch his d**k! I sat there for about thirty seconds of stunned silence and then I jumped out of his car, ran back inside the club, located my friend and dragged her out to the car! I don't even know if she had a bar tab or not but I could not get out of that place fast enough. I didn't go back for like three months and thank God he wasn't working there anymore, apparently I wasn' t the only one dumb enough to fall for his line...I heard that he got fired. | |
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Posted: 11/30/2007 1:12:27 PM | I am sooooo glad these morons populate this site. It makes it that much easier for us NORMAL people.
LOL good times!
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Posted: 11/30/2007 2:37:25 PM | | wow, men hey they think with their ??? What a selfish guy you ended up with and a pretty desperate one at that. Sometimes I wonder why us girls bother with them. | |
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Posted: 11/30/2007 2:39:14 PM | | what a total jerk, seems the world is full of them. Im sure you can do better than an idiot like him, who is obviously desperate.... well at least it made you laugh hey | |
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Posted: 11/30/2007 6:43:37 PM | Me too!  Spewed coffee everywhere at one point...This one has been my entertainment for DAYS! | |
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Posted: 12/1/2007 6:18:16 AM | (quote)Ok so here is mine, went on a 1st date, dinner and a movie with a "nice" guy. We were chatting in his car and he was going on about church, his love for Jesus, then w/o skipping a beat, no even a pause......So do you like to give BJ's??? LOL WTF???? Now come on buddy WWJD??? I've never laughed so hard in my life, never spoke to him again.(/quote)
Wow this happened to me too. In my experience the religious ones are the biggest freaks. I had a guy who was praising the Lord our entire date, only listened to gospel, had a bible in his car and then asked did i want to go to a hotel...and spent the majority of the date talking about sex and what he liked sexually.
Another one, a celebate preacher wanted to give me a full body massage and kiss me all over (on the first date? wtf?)
...........yeah WWJD?? | |
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Posted: 12/15/2007 11:46:40 AM | Yikes!
That's making me laugh too!
It made me wonder if I have any wierdos stories from first meetings.
Generally not.
They are trying to impress you then, after all.
I usually have a fine time, just don't bother again unless there's some reason to ...
Oh, but here's one. OK I met a guy in LA that was super cute .
We had a drink and a snack in Japan town and he was lovely, attractive etc we decided we liked each other I guess - Then he parks ... like PARKS! and I say '' Lets get back '' and he says '' oo oo but you turn me on so much'' ''Ahem'' i says ''Well, um, great - thanks. But lets get back to where we are going...''
Wait for it now! OK
"Can't we just have some sex quickly'' he says!! ''Go on be nice, you're so so sexy...Please please. Give me a BJ at least''
wow
I was so so disgusted. It was such a let down. He only would have had to be charming for a little while longer I was liking hm fine until then! After which it was
BYEEEE!!!!!
For Shame! | |
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Posted: 12/30/2007 3:09:24 AM | O.K. ladies this is funny, but a few men are idiots (and posting in this thread).
But on the otherhand I have to say, most of you sound like reasonable and intelligent human beings and yet you seem to skip the nice guys and go for the nuts.
Now we all know that you could get a date! Well some of us guys can to, we choose to be here to maybe meet you! But we will not get the opportunity to do so if you base your judgments on very superficial things.
Why don't you try, for once to go out with the guy that you would like to settle down with.
Who knows you may end up with me (LOL), I'm the nice guy that most of the time lives an amazing and unbelievable life!   | |
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Posted: 12/30/2007 3:12:44 AM | | Someone once asked me to bring them artichoke on our first date... pickled. That was my weirdest. | |
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Posted: 1/18/2008 2:51:55 AM | My weirdest request:
I was on a first date with a professional actress (she asked me out), and after I asked her to take off her earphones, we started a conversation.
About three sentences in, I mention where I live, and she asks, "Will you marry me? It'd be really convenient for me. My boyfriend lives just around the corner."
I was stunned. The next day, my boss took me aside, said he saw me with her. I was mortified. He wanted to know how it went, and I just wanted to end the conversation and crawl in a hole.
She *did* ask me for a second date. I went, on condition that it wasn't a date, and learned the secrets of the Illuminati... | |
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Posted: 5/4/2008 8:01:56 AM | | Becca, Why in the world did you let a man you didn't know come to your house? Please do more to protect yourself. What would you have done if he refused to leave? Women, please use discretion! | |
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Posted: 5/4/2008 9:01:35 AM | | Sounds like a guy who I met who worked at the gym where I used to work out. Except that he said it a little bit different...he said 'okay, you can jack me off'. So I canceled my gym membership, and told the Operations Manager what he said to me and why I was not going to be attending that gym any more. And we weren't even on a date, we were just chatting. I hadn't even decided if I wanted to date him. I asked him 'do you say this to other girls here?' I also told him I couldn't even believe he said that to me. I swear it seems that some guys think that if woman even gives them the time to have a conversation with them, that they have tacit consent to get sexual with them immediately. It makes the guy look aggressive and way too pushy and ruuuuude. I think he got fired. | |
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Posted: 5/4/2008 9:39:03 AM | | Hahahahha omg that made me laugh out loud! I think the circumsized question is the most important: Cant be bobbin on pigs in a blanket hahahahahahahhahah | |
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Posted: 5/4/2008 10:34:06 AM | GYPsycookie...OMG bobbin' on pigs in a blanket now that was funnnnnnnny!!
Girl you won the most funniest in my book!!!LMAO!!!!! This thread was a riot need more like um!!all this serious stuff gets old!! | |
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Posted: 5/4/2008 4:07:58 PM | | Well I had been talking to this guy and he seemed normal at first but after a little while he started talking about my hair. Okay no problem but then he asked me if he could brush my hair on our first date. He had a hair fetus, I almost cute my hair off after that one. | |
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Posted: 5/4/2008 4:10:49 PM | Met someone online thru another service...went for coffee. As soon as I saw him I knew it wasn't going to be there for me...we ended up having a great conversation until about 2 hours into the date when he told me that since I lived closer than he did, were we going back to my house so I could give him his blow job....WTF????
I gave him kudo's for having the nerve to ask me for this....after I stopped laughing because I thought it was a joke. Gave him my 4 reasons:
1. Just met you
2. Don't know your last name
3. Don't know if you 'trim' down there
4. Don't know if you are circumsized or not
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You gave him kudo's for being a mindless arrogant jerk? wow; you have low standards.
Your reasons should have been one; that's not what responsible classy people do after just meeting. You dont need a list.
He's been watching girls gone wild videos too long; some girls have no problem with it though so he thought he'd give it a try. | |
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