That reminds me of the night I slept at a friend's house, and it was real hot so after a while I took off my shirt and pants and laid spread-eagled on top of the covers, forgetting that I wasn't wearing any underwear because I'd left home in a hurry. Then in the middle of the night there was a knock at the front door, followed by a blaze of light in the bedroom as someone switched on the light and sang "I seeee yoooouuu, I seeee yooouuu!" Because of the blinding light, all I could see before I covered my eyes and muttered "I'll get you for this" was a lady in a white dress. When I woke up in the morning I sleepily stumbled out of the bedroom, still stark naked, and there on the couch was my friend's gorgeous cousin Shannon wearing a white dress completely open at the top. She stood up when I walked over to her, and I started to pull her dress off her. She clasped her hands over it to keep it on but I said,"'You saw me, so it's only fair you let me see you", and she stretched her arms out and let me pull everything off.

I have an office in my home, and a beautiful 29-year-old secretary who comes in whenever she feels like it. One day I had just gotten out of the tub and walked out of the bathroom with only a towel around me when my secretary showed up unexpectedly. Then the phone rang, and it was some business matter that required me to find papers in our file folders while she spoke to them on the phone. After I'd handed her the right pages and she gave them the information, she began telling me how much she admired my composure and the way I was completely comfortable around her, and how she wished she could be as natural and relaxed as I was. I didn't understand what she meant until I noticed my towel was lying on the floor over by the filing cabinet and realized I'd been naked the whole time. I was pretty embarassed, but couldn't show it after the way she'd just complimented me; it was actually more embarrassing to get dressed at that point, so I just stayed like I was until lunchtime.