| The stupidness of cats
Posted: 12/19/2007 2:47:27 PM | cats are not stupid their are very clever and very sly in fact cats get us to do what they want us to do like feed them are watch them eat
they act as they are the better race and we are benith them like rolals. also if you look up history you'll fined that cats were treated like gods and today we humans still do even if they rip up your new cloths are your fav shoes you forgive them as soon as they look at you. in fact i'll go as far as to say the title should be the stupidness of humans cause lets face it they rap us rund there litte paw | |
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| The stupidness of cats
Posted: 12/19/2007 2:52:03 PM | | Yep, theres nothing stupid about next doors cat, he keeps one eye on my fish pond and one on my Jack Russels kennel when he is in my garden..But one of these days...... | |
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| The stupidness of cats
Posted: 12/19/2007 2:56:29 PM | While I wholeheartedly agree cats are very intelligent, I think some have a rogue blonde gene somewhere. Mine just this evening decided it would be a good idea to try and eat an elastic band, I had to chase her round the then force her mouth open and retrieve it from halfway down her throat! Lovely.
Also, we recently got a new bin for the kitchen which lives under the window which is our cat flap. Well the old bin had a lift up lid but the new one has a swing lid. Oh how I laughed when my cat fell in the bin TWICE trying to use it as a step the way she did the old one. Couldn't help her out because I was doubled up laughing  | |
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| The stupidness of cats
Posted: 12/19/2007 2:58:37 PM | hahaha my cats are so funny, i have a cat called poppy she had 4 kittens earlier this year, the first 2 went to very good homes, but when it came to billy going it broke my heart i wish i had kept him, still have poppy and one kitten called zoom, she is a complete idiot she love's water, i get in the bath she jumps up on the side and i have to stop her getting in!!! i have even found her paw prints in the toilet bowl and caught her in the loo messing about with the water!!
at the moment she is balanced on the edge of the mop bucket leaning right in dapping the water, and constantly kickes the water bowl over to run around in it and skids up and down kitchen floor going mental but really enjoys herself!!!!
but someone posted this on another forum the other day i laughed my head off.
PET DIARIES
DOGS DIARY;
8am - dog food! my favorite thing!!!
10am - a car ride! my favorite thing!!!!!
11am - walk in the park! my favorite thing!!!!!!
12am - got rubbed and petted!! my favorite thing!!!!!
1pm - chewy bone! my favorite thing!!!!
2pm - played in the garden! my favorite thing!!!!!!!!
3pm - wagged my tail! my favorite thing!!!!!!
4pm - dinner!! my favorite thing!!!!!!
5pm - played with my ball! my favorite thing!!!!!!
7pm - got to watch tv with the people!! my favorite thing!!!!!!
11pm - sleeping on the bed!! my favorite thing!!!!
CATS DIARY:
DAY 2983 OF MY CAPTIVITY:
my captors continue to taunt me with bizzare little dangly objects,
they dine lavishly on fresh meat, while the other inmates and i are fed on harsh dry nuggets.
although i make my contempt for the rations perfectly clear, i nevertheless must eat something to keep up my strenght.
the only thing that keeps me going is my dream of escape!
in an attempt to disgust them, i once again vomit on the carpet.
DAY 2984 OF MY CAPTIVITY:
today i decapitate a mouse, and dropped it's headless body at there feet,
i hoped this would strike fear into there hearts, since it clearly demonstrates my cabibilitys and distain for other lifeforms.
however they merely make condesending remarks about
"what a good hunter i'am"
there was some sort of assembly of their accomplices tonight, i was placed into solitary confinement for the duration of the event, however i could smell the food and overheard that my confinment was due to the power of "allergies", i must learn what this means and how to use it to my advantage!!!.
DAY2985 OF MY CAPTIVITY:
today i was almost succsesful in an attempt to assasinate one of my tormentors, by weaving around his feet whilst he was walking!
i must try this again tomorow but at the top of the stairs!
i'am convinced the other prisoners are flunkies and snitches,
the dog recives special privalleges he is regulary released, and seems more than willing to return.
he is obviously retarded.!
the bird must also be an informant, i observe him communicate with the guards regulary, i'm certain he reports my every move.
my captors have arranged protective custody for him in an elevated cell,
so he is safe for now.....!!!!!!! | |
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| The stupidness of cats
Posted: 12/19/2007 4:52:35 PM | I have to say cats are clever - my cat tries to wake me up in the morning and if meowing doesn't do it, she'll box me with her paws and claws!! 
I once spent £20 on toys for her and all she wants to play with is rolled up scrap paper and hair bands - talk about cheap!!
She'll only eat certain food and offer her anything else she'll walk away, look back and it's almost as though she's saying "you are having a laugh, ain't you! Call that food!!"
What can I say - no matter how angry I get at her, all she has to do is look at me and I am at peace  | |
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| The stupidness of cats
Posted: 12/19/2007 4:54:36 PM | All cat owners/lovers absolutely must see this/listen to this
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Qit3ALTelOo | |
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| The stupidness of cats
Posted: 12/19/2007 4:57:32 PM | One of my cats was terrified of the dog when the dog arrived at5 mine - 16 then weeks old German Shepherd who so much wanted to make friends with the cats....
Anyway, one day I was siting on the floor in my daughter's room, dog lying (sleeping) across the doorway. That particular cat came in, stepping onto the dog several times on her way into the room (GS are big as pups even, for the little cat's feet), got to the middle of the room, sat down, started grooming herself, turned her head around, saw the dog (still fast asleep) and gone into psycho mode with the arched back/hissing/claws out etc looking at/noticing the same dog she just stepped onto on her way into the room.
Bless her  | |
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| The stupidness of cats
Posted: 12/19/2007 5:01:08 PM | | Hahaha! That cat is the double of my newest addition and boy does he like to bite ! | |
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| The stupidness of cats
Posted: 12/19/2007 5:28:54 PM | I had four cats... let's not go where they ended up 
One used to wake me up, every week day (did he have a calendar with weekends marked on?) at 7ish... meow, strolling on my chest, licking my face
On weekends, he used to bring beautiful fury female cats, I caught them in the act (with their eyes full of guilt and surprise) 3 times before I chased him out yelling like a Japanese Kamikaze
(Gosh, how does he pull those pussies?)
One's favourite game was biting on my hand, and scratching my arm with its claws... while I am playing cards.... or just wander on the table when I've got a bad hand (and a bad temper)
So I go Kamikaze again
When it ran, it turned at sharp angles, with its hind legs sliding sideways and hitting the opposite wall before it drags them to catch up
lots of stories.... cats can be stupid when they want to, and they can get away with it | |
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| The stupidness of cats
Posted: 12/26/2007 5:16:28 AM | For stupidness you don't have to look any further than the Humanrace! I would take your Cat's behavour as a compliment. Compared to the behaviour of Queens, Tomcats tend to be immature but more endearing (no annalogies please! ) .
Cat's generally excercise more 'free will' than Dog's do, so when they show their affection it means so much more. If you keep a Cat and a Dog as pets then you really do have the 'best of both worlds!' | |
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| The stupidness of cats
Posted: 4/12/2008 2:52:31 PM | | awww bless, maybe he/she is scared of the dak? lol who knows, but it's very sweet that it wants your attention so bad. sounds like a great wee kitty! | |
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| The stupidness of cats
Posted: 4/12/2008 2:59:18 PM | Before she died.. my Fifi.. (big fluffy mongrel of a cat) used to bring wood pigeons and magpies into the house for me to play with.. Problem was.. I wasn't at home at the time she brought them to me, so as I wasn't there, she played with them on my behalf.. (Lovelly??)
Pigeon/Magpie Blood does eventually come out of carpets/Quilts/the ceiling.. Oh and dead rats are eventually found with their stomachs ripped open, behind the fridge.
Stoopid.. Nah just evil incarnate..!
Ruffy | |
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| The stupidness of cats
Posted: 4/12/2008 2:59:57 PM | | My cats drove me mad last night. I have a battery operated, magnetic cat-flap that appears to have gone west. Last night they all went out and proceeded to come home at different times of the night. They had me up in the night battering the door so I searched for sellotape to lock the thing open (eventually, I was a bit less than sober last night). Then I heard the particularly stupid one meowing in the back garden cos he couldn't get in the front. I eventually had to go down , open the back door and wait, perfectly still while the scaredy cat inched his way in the back door. Of course, while I was waiting, the other cats went out and proceeded to have a quick scrap.... Sometimes I wonder whether I really am a cat person at all. | |
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| The stupidness of cats
Posted: 4/12/2008 3:03:18 PM |
I have a battery operated, magnetic cat-flap
Hmmm.. first time I have heard it called that????
In and out all night (from your post).. Backwards and forwards and all that swinging......
Ooooooeeerr Missus!!!
Ruffy | |
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| The stupidness of cats
Posted: 4/12/2008 3:07:05 PM | I have a battery operated, magnetic cat-flap Hmmm.. first time I have heard it called that???? In and out all night (from your post).. Backwards and forwards and all that swinging......
A girls gotta do what a girl's gotta do... 
Incidentally, I'd like to change from battery operated to natural power, but the hole is too big (in the front door). | |
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| The stupidness of cats
Posted: 8/21/2008 10:23:12 AM | Help!
What to do? My cats keep bringing me 'presents' ... mice, rats, shrews etc ... problem is, they don't always kill them ! Picture this ... mouse/rat/shrew doing circuits of my dining room, me shrieking ... cat sat there will a look on her face that says "there you go I brought you a present .. now feed me!" Why don't they kill the flippin' things before bringing them home??????? | |
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| The stupidness of cats
Posted: 8/21/2008 5:42:23 PM | Aww thats so sweet! Eating is a sociable event for cats too
Your cat probably also wants you to eat some first..as you are leader of their lions pride! | |
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| The stupidness of cats
Posted: 8/21/2008 11:41:50 PM | | When i was first married, we had a black and white cat called Cuddles.To get to where we lived,we had to cross a long footbridge over the river.That cat used to hide in the long grass and then jump out at me every evening when i came home from work and then sit on my shoulder the rest of the way home!One night he followed us to the launderette and sat on the washing machine while we did the washing.Everyone was laughing!Unfortunately following us was his downfall and he got run over.I was heartbroken! | |
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| The stupidness of cats
Posted: 8/22/2008 11:42:27 AM | | The funniest thing I ever saw one of my cats doing was chase a tampon round the room....clearly thought it was a wee mouse with a long white tail!! | |
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| The stupidness of cats
Posted: 8/22/2008 11:47:33 AM | Cats are cool.
Mine died last year, he did some funny things, I'd call them funny rather than stupid. | |
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| The stupidness of cats
Posted: 8/22/2008 1:06:42 PM | I don't think cats are stupid, in fact I believe they are highly intelligent.
Last week, I was out painting the base of my house, when a male friend pulled into the drive. He was the last person I really wanted to see, so I reached him a paintbrush, thinking/hoping he would make up some excuse and go. Two hours later, he was still happily painting so I had no alternative but to offer him dinner.
I went in to prepare the dinner, so left him painting outside. Half hour later I called him in, he took his place at the table. Our lovely family cat Tygger appeared in the open window, walked up along the worktop, as he would usually do to jump down the other side. Tygger just happened to look side-ways and caught a glimpse of our male friend and then he scarpered as fast as his legs would carry him straight out the opposite kitchen window, knocking over a vase of flowers.
Now, I'm totally convinced my friend did something on my cat while he was outside, as the cat never reacts like this when my brothers are in my house. My cat is not stupid, it knows who is harmful. | |
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| The stupidness of cats
Posted: 8/26/2008 3:40:35 PM | Yeh i'm just a cat slave!  So true!..this whole thread just made me laugh!
Dogs have owners and cats have staff... | |
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