| What is your favorite movie quote?
Posted: 10/25/2005 7:54:48 PM | Not a movie quote,
but a scene from
TV's My Three Sons
Dad; Why so glum Ernie?
How'd it go at Suzy's
birthday party?
Ernie; Well, first I spilled
my drink on Suzy.
Then my Lizard fell
out of my pants,
and to top it off,
I lost my marbles!
Thats when I got
asked to leave.
Dad; So how was the party?
If all you heard was the vocal
without seeing the video, you'd
think you're watching a modern
day sitcom, not a TV show from
the mid 1960's! | |
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| What is your favorite movie quote?
Posted: 10/28/2005 4:55:06 PM |  Love the old tv sitcoms.
And I, too, have not read all the quotes placed in this thread,
so excuse me if I'm redundant. 
Movie quote:
Kevin Costner (as Crash Davis in Bull Durham): "Well, I believe in the soul, the c*ck, the p*ssy, the small of a woman's back, the hanging curve ball, high fiber, good scotch, that the novels of Susan Sontag are self-indulgent, overrated crap. I believe Lee Harvey Oswald acted alone. I believe there ought to be a constitutional amendment outlawing Astroturf and the designated hitter. I believe in the sweet spot, soft-core pornography, opening your presents Christmas morning rather than Christmas Eve. I believe in long, slow, deep, soft, wet kisses that last three days."
That last line gets me every time. ***sigh***
Super-sized hugs,
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| What is your favorite movie quote?
Posted: 10/30/2005 12:59:37 AM | | "I dont know if your keeping up with current events but we just got our aases kicked pal!!!"-Hudson from Aliens | |
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Posted: 11/8/2005 5:26:40 PM | "you sure do have alot of rules about dying" The End
Anything from Forrest Gump and that part where Tom Hanks in Castaway confronts Wilson about being a volleyball. Can't get the quote right, soorry | |
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Posted: 11/10/2005 8:21:25 PM | I was reminded of this quote recently... and every time I watch LOTR it hits me somewhere within...
Regret~
"so do all those who live to see such times.. but that is not for them to decide...all we have to is to decide what to do with time that is given to us....."
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Posted: 11/16/2005 1:23:56 AM | From Ferris Buellers Day Off
" I asked for a car , i got a computer , hows that for being born under a bad sign "
" Pardon my French, but Cameron is so tight that if you stuck a lump of coal up his a$$, in two weeks you'd have a DIAMOND."
From Batman forever
" its the car , chicks love the car " | |
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Posted: 11/16/2005 2:09:33 AM | From Army Of Darkness
Good? Bad? I'm the one with the gun.
From The Usual Suspects
Verbal Kint: The greatest trick the devil ever pulled was convincing the world he didn't exist.
Verbal Kint: Keaton once said, "I don't believe in God, but I'm afraid of him." Well I believe in God, and the only thing that scares me is Keyser Soze. | |
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Posted: 11/16/2005 3:41:33 PM | "Wow. I haven't been ****ed like that since grade school."
Marla-Fight Club
and this isn't a quote, but I liked the part in BLOW when Johnny Depp was struttin' through the airport with his sunglasses on, a smirk on his face and carrying a briefcase full of cash while that one song was playing (whoa oh blackberry, bam a bam. whoa oh blackberry, bam a bam)...   | |
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Posted: 11/16/2005 3:53:49 PM | oh and i also liked :
guy on MALLRATS> "Dude. My girl broke up with me this morning." (friend)> "Ah, damn. no shit? for what?" "Cuz I farted." "WTF? Cuz u farted?! What a crazy b***." "Yeah, well.. she was givin' me head when I did it."
Malibu's Most Wanted>> "..then I had to vomit, so I cleaned it up with comet.. Earth is my plah-net." & "Traffic! traffic! Everywhere there's traffic, I'm lookin' 4 my chapstick!"
Man i love that cheesy stuff.. haha. b/c of that movie my friends and now sort of have a habit of replacing the word traffic with chapstick.. like if we're on the highway.. we'll say something like "Damn.. chapstick ahead..." Or, "the chapstick is finally starting to clear.." Most of the time though we talk about we have too much chapstick comin in and out of our place late at night and we need to keep the noise down so our neighbors dont call the cops. lol. we're dorks like that... but its now a part of our regular lingo and we just say it like thats how it always was without even laughing anymore. :P ill shut up now. i probably sound stupid. one of those.. had to be there moments for u guys I think. | |
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| What is your favorite movie quote?
Posted: 11/18/2005 11:00:08 AM | just watched happy gilmore the other day...lol...
Shooter McGavin: Stay out of my way, or you'll pay. Listen to what I say.
Happy Gilmore: Yeah, why don't I go eat some hay. I can make things out of clay, or lay by the bay, I just may. Whaddya say?
Shooter McGavern: I eat pieces of shit like you for breakfast.
Happy Gilmore: You eat pieces of shit for breakfast?! | |
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Joined: 8/16/2005
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| What is your favorite movie quote?
Posted: 12/6/2005 6:53:55 PM | "And on the seventh day god created beer"- Chasing Amy
"Emilien, je suis enceinte"
"Non! Depuis quand"
"Depuis huit mois" -Taxi 3 (The original sweet french version not the american peversion"
"This Beer tastes like Piss" - Desperado
"I always knew it would be this way" - Rules of Attraction | |
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Posted: 12/6/2005 7:36:58 PM | The mediator between the head and the hands, must be the heart -- Metropolis
I have to pee
Well, pee on yourself
I can't, I'm too well trained -- High Heels and Low Lives
Do you understand the concept of the tooth fairy? She takes your tooth and gives you a quarter. They got my tooth, I want it back! -- Rundown (Christopher Walken's delivery in this scene in priceless, if you haven't seen it, rent it. I highty recommend it!) | |
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Posted: 1/7/2006 10:17:02 PM | This may be a little over the heads of the folks quoting Happy Gilmore and Ferris Bueller, but my fav is from Hannah and Her Sisters by Woody Allen. A guy is laying in bed flicking through channels when one of the televengalists comes on the tube conning old ladies out of their social security checks in the name of "eternal salvation".
He rolls his eyes, looks over at his girlfriend and languidly says, "If Jesus Christ was alive today to see what is being done in his name... he would never stop throwing up."
It just doesn't get any better than that!
Oh and re the Costner quote from "Diamond" above: Any guy watching soft-core porn and kissing you for three days when he ought to be watching hardcore porn and f*cking you for three days is a total p*ssy!!! Raise up Boyeeee!!!   | |
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Posted: 1/8/2006 9:48:43 AM | The Pink Panther Strikes Again (1976)
Francois: Do you know what kind of a bomb it was?
Clouseau: The exploding kind.
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Clouseau: Does your dog bite?
Hotel Clerk: No.
Clouseau: [bowing down to pet the dog] Nice doggie.
[Dog barks and bites Clouseau in the hand]
Clouseau: I thought you said your dog did not bite!
Hotel Clerk: That is not my dog.
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Rake
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| What is your favorite movie quote?
Posted: 1/8/2006 2:30:23 PM | This one is for all the men in the world that have had their collective a$$es handed to them by a woman at one point or another in their life:
Scarlett O'Hara: Rhett! When you leave.. where shall I go? What shall I do?
Rhett: Frankly my dear, I don't give a damn! | |
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Posted: 1/29/2006 7:07:14 PM | Unforgiven-
picture of the year in 1997
Clint Eastwood,William Munny Gene HackMan,Little Bill
This script floated around Hollywood for a while before Clint Eastwood read it.
The end of the Movie Eastwood comes into the Bar with a double Barrel ten gauge
with the drop on everyone.
Little Bill-
"I guess you are Three-Fingered
Jack out of Missouri, killer of
women and children."
Wiliam Munny-
"I have done that... killed women
and children... I have killed most
everything that walks or crawls
at one time,an' now I have come to kill you,
Little Bill, for what you done to
Ned."
Baaaa-Whooom.
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Posted: 1/29/2006 7:46:25 PM | Die Hard - Bruce Willis as John McClain
" Yippie KI Ya, M****r F****r!
Star Trek VI- The Undiscovered Country-- Leonard Nimoy as Mr. Spock
"If I were Human, I believe my responce would be...Go To Hell.....If I were Human!"
A Time To Kill - Matthew McCougnahay
" I want you to picture that little girl.....(Sobs).......And Now imagine she's White!" | |
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