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 PeakStupidity
Joined: 1/9/2008
Msg: 51
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Saw a VW Transporter with the badge changed to Trainspotter.
 Sista S
Joined: 11/10/2007
Msg: 52
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Posted: 1/14/2008 3:41:45 AM
Ok i saw a beauty in Darwin on the back of a real classic holden.
"My other toy is a****.
Had to quickly pick my jaw up of the ground and cover the kids eyes....
 Sista S
Joined: 11/10/2007
Msg: 53
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Posted: 1/14/2008 3:42:58 AM
oh it came up all stars. Starts with d ends with k. Got it?
 QueenV07
Joined: 1/19/2007
Msg: 54
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Posted: 1/14/2008 3:58:46 AM
A toy duck, yep, we have one of them in our bathtub. Cute little yellow thing that floats in the water.
(not a duck but the closest I could come up with - no thanks to Marcus)
 GreyNomad43
Joined: 11/19/2007
Msg: 55
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Posted: 1/14/2008 4:04:14 PM
Excuse me for driving so closely in front of you. Love is like a machine...sometimes you need a good screw to fix it! Women are like tyres, there's always a spare. I'm as confused as a baby in a topless bar. Take the mystery out of driving.... use your indicator.
 Garf67
Joined: 1/8/2008
Msg: 56
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Posted: 1/15/2008 12:02:59 AM
Baby On Board

Mother In Law In Boot
 Sista S
Joined: 11/10/2007
Msg: 57
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Posted: 1/15/2008 3:45:46 AM
close Queenie... real close.....
 Garf67
Joined: 1/8/2008
Msg: 58
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Posted: 1/15/2008 4:57:32 AM
On the 8th day, God created UTES
 crayonzz
Joined: 11/14/2007
Msg: 59
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Posted: 1/24/2008 3:03:31 AM
On the back of a bikers T shirt

= Pillions grab handles (Trust me)
= Ifyou can read this the beech feell off.

On the panniers.
= Old Kawasakis never die. They just sound that way.
 Miss Maxi
Joined: 12/17/2007
Msg: 60
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Posted: 3/15/2008 2:46:39 AM
Lost Husband and dog, Reward for dog
 Kissthisfrog !
Joined: 1/21/2007
Msg: 61
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Posted: 3/15/2008 3:44:37 AM
"Save Margaret River- holiday in Broome "
 Shell225
Joined: 1/23/2008
Msg: 62
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Posted: 3/15/2008 3:46:53 AM
Yes I own this Ute... NO I wont help you move
 rainbowskin
Joined: 11/2/2006
Msg: 63
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Posted: 3/15/2008 5:35:39 AM
is anybody else on facebook? they have some classicson there. my favorite at the moment is :
when men stop being arseholes, ill stop being a ****
lol
ronda ;)

 MYSTIFY_ME_1
Joined: 11/5/2007
Msg: 64
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Posted: 3/15/2008 6:01:44 AM
**** OFF ...end of story!
 hugs*n*hisses
Joined: 1/28/2008
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Posted: 3/16/2008 5:28:59 PM
In my son's beaten up and old truck's rear window:

"My other ride is your mother".

Don't know where he gets that sense of humour from....

hnh
 rainbowskin
Joined: 11/2/2006
Msg: 66
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Posted: 3/16/2008 8:50:29 PM
draw a line
________
live above it

ronda :)
 JulietJuliet
Joined: 6/7/2007
Msg: 67
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Posted: 3/18/2008 12:58:06 AM
"If your not a haemorrhoid then get off my ar*e"

And one from my car....."I support 2 teams. The Dockers and anyone who is playing the Eagles".
 Racygirl
Joined: 6/22/2007
Msg: 68
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Posted: 3/18/2008 1:20:52 AM
*I would rather be an old fart than a young d**khead*

A sticker I got my daughter
*when I grow up I want to be a b!tch just like my mother*
 InSydney
Joined: 3/14/2007
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Posted: 3/18/2008 3:01:46 AM
"If at first you don't succeed, skydiving isn't for you"
 my nick name
Joined: 5/10/2007
Msg: 70
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Posted: 3/18/2008 3:12:46 AM
a mate an i approached a printing shop and after a couple of designs they told us we dodgy characters are no welcome anymore.

first bumper sticker we got for my mates car who is in his 40's was.

caution
grandad on wizz and viagra.

still on the car.

next was.

can bob phuket
with viagra yes he can.
 Dark Stanley
Joined: 11/11/2007
Msg: 71
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Posted: 3/18/2008 3:17:40 AM
"KEEP HONKING, I'M RELOADING!"
 lok
Joined: 7/6/2006
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Posted: 3/18/2008 3:46:41 AM
not a bumper sticker , but im getting the numberplates 190 OFF ( reads I GO OFF ).

bumper stickers:

The closer you get , the slower i go

watch my rear , not hers

drink drive , your an idiot. Make it home , your a legend

real men drive utes ( yeehaa.. i actual own one! )
 butterflygirl67
Joined: 1/9/2008
Msg: 73
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Posted: 3/18/2008 11:49:06 PM
i got one on my car that reads..... IF YOUR GUNNA RIDE MY ASS, YOU BETTER BE PULLIN MY HAIR...... my hair is long so it's really appropriate...lol
 Brizguy_2007
Joined: 6/24/2007
Msg: 74
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Posted: 3/19/2008 2:04:49 AM
The only reason I'd kick you out of my bed is to f#ck you on the floor.
 CraigBaxter
Joined: 3/13/2008
Msg: 75
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Posted: 3/19/2008 7:25:46 AM
If you can't see my mirrors
I can't see your tits

THAT was funny !
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