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 Herding Cats

Joined: 11/8/2007
Msg: 26
What name do you call it?
Posted: 11/17/2007 6:14:48 PM

Don't go... please stay... pay no attention to Santa


Aww thanks but I have to go anyway. I have a date.

Perhaps I will ask him what he calls "it" and whether or not he minds me sharing with y'all.

 hardngood

Joined: 2/22/2007
Msg: 27
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What name do you call it?
Posted: 11/17/2007 6:29:44 PM
frama-zama for me...honey pot for hers
 juggla91

Joined: 9/20/2007
Msg: 28
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What name do you call it?
Posted: 11/17/2007 9:19:51 PM
mine is "my little friend" or "my giggle stick"
 But_Wait

Joined: 2/18/2007
Msg: 29
What name do you call it?
Posted: 11/17/2007 10:03:05 PM
I dont have an unusal name for mine but my S/O better be calling his ,the big guy or anything with big in it LOL
 mr. dynomite

Joined: 9/11/2007
Msg: 30
What name do you call it?
Posted: 11/17/2007 10:04:08 PM
Big Bird the Snuffleupagus

or

The Jolly pink Giant


 Diva~Doll

Joined: 7/21/2007
Msg: 31
What name do you call it?
Posted: 11/17/2007 10:05:54 PM
most guys that call their it "BIG " in anyway .. reality is ....its usually small ..
 mr. dynomite

Joined: 9/11/2007
Msg: 32
What name do you call it?
Posted: 11/17/2007 10:11:50 PM
Diva has the biggest penis in this thread.


it's no use arguing fellas.


 Diva~Doll

Joined: 7/21/2007
Msg: 33
What name do you call it?
Posted: 11/17/2007 10:20:00 PM
MR D now i confided in you in secrecy and you do this??!!!! dont beleive him ppl ... my penis isnt that big its tiny actaully
 Cynderella

Joined: 3/8/2007
Msg: 34
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What name do you call it?
Posted: 11/17/2007 10:29:07 PM
It doesn't come to it's name it only knows sign language!
 But_Wait

Joined: 2/18/2007
Msg: 35
What name do you call it?
Posted: 11/17/2007 10:37:17 PM
Diva MR D told me that he enjoyed it even though it was small

Apparantly its not the size of the wave that sunk the ship it was the motion of the ocean

 marnew62

Joined: 5/12/2007
Msg: 36
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What name do you call it?
Posted: 11/18/2007 2:34:52 AM
I call it fredy, cause fredy is always ready
 Trailsman5

Joined: 4/10/2006
Msg: 37
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What name do you call it?
Posted: 11/18/2007 2:43:25 AM
I don't call it anything... it speaks for itself.

However, here are some suggestions for those who may need a euphemism in the future:

1. Fat Albert and the Cosby Kids
2. Battlestar Galactica
3. the Spanish Armada
4. Wedding tackle
5. the Unholy Trinity
6. D'Artangnan
 meowgrrrr83

Joined: 10/23/2007
Msg: 38
What name do you call it?
Posted: 11/18/2007 2:46:00 AM
"my lolly" - so no arguing as to whom it belongs... that way I can have it whenever I want.


 winterrenegade

Joined: 10/22/2006
Msg: 39
What name do you call it?
Posted: 11/18/2007 2:52:27 AM
Oh hell, I have never thought about naming my private part, that thought just hasn't accurd too me

 oohwe

Joined: 7/3/2007
Msg: 40
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What name do you call it?
Posted: 11/18/2007 3:36:06 AM
WELL HECK...OK HERE IT IS ;; LITTLE SISTER OR PRINCESS.. MY SISTER CALLS HERS MONKEY .LOL
 hardball75006

Joined: 6/7/2007
Msg: 41
What name do you call it?
Posted: 11/18/2007 4:29:59 AM
Big Jim and the twins.
 NtCrzyGyR,Mrd

Joined: 1/21/2007
Msg: 42
What name do you call it?
Posted: 11/18/2007 4:34:43 AM
Gonzo.

Slight hook downwards. Kinda fuzzy.

Hits the G-spot great.

Got the name at a hot tub party.

Could've been MUCH worse!
 bluuQQs

Joined: 10/30/2006
Msg: 43
What name do you call it?
Posted: 11/18/2007 5:19:39 AM
i call mine harley davidson cause it's such a hog
 baby0653

Joined: 8/28/2007
Msg: 44
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What name do you call it?
Posted: 11/18/2007 6:40:00 AM
If your lucky i'll call it wet
 writerbum

Joined: 11/13/2007
Msg: 45
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What name do you call it?
Posted: 11/18/2007 7:10:08 AM
All I know is that my last girlfriend treated it like a clinical alement. You know, something only a doctor should handle.

If I had to think up a hyper-masculine name for it though, I think I'd call it "Brutus."

... Think about it... Julius Ceaser, anyone? No. I am such a literary nerd.
 ultramarine

Joined: 9/30/2007
Msg: 46
What name do you call it?
Posted: 11/18/2007 8:01:37 AM
My Russian friend calls "it" his friend - w hich I like, but has led to a few misunderstandings.

I guess you must all know British euphemisms: pork sword, meat & two veg etc... They always make me laugh.

Actually "it"s always make me laugh anyway. They're pretty ridiculous if you think about it...
 .Marc

Joined: 2/11/2007
Msg: 47
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What name do you call it?
Posted: 11/18/2007 8:03:17 AM
I don't get the point of naming body parts... unless you have some sort of weird, extra part... like a 6th toe or a 3rd nipple. ... or an extra head.
 mr. dynomite

Joined: 9/11/2007
Msg: 48
What name do you call it?
Posted: 11/18/2007 8:22:40 AM
The Cummer


*plays theme from jaws*
 fishmonkey

Joined: 5/12/2007
Msg: 49
What name do you call it?
Posted: 11/18/2007 9:30:05 AM
Use to call mine "Phil" or "Mr. Wangky" but that was a long time ago, we don't talk much anymore, he's held a grudge since I choked and slapped him around a little bit one night.
 angelpyke

Joined: 8/2/2006
Msg: 50
What name do you call it?
Posted: 11/18/2007 11:01:09 AM
its a "Mitt"....hehe
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