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 desert rat

Joined: 10/6/2007
Msg: 51
What name do you call it?
Posted: 11/18/2007 11:09:10 AM
I have no name for mine, never will, but Harry Dangler might be a good one in case of emergency. I'm not making this up, but I used to work with a guy who called his 'the purple-headed yogurt slinger'. The first time I heard it I laughed til my sides hurt.
 esad

Joined: 4/8/2007
Msg: 52
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What name do you call it?
Posted: 11/18/2007 2:39:58 PM
Before I am burned in effigy, let me explain one small point:


If kids only knew the things adults discuss...(HC)
What has that got to do with this thread ? (esad)
Nothing. I'll go now. HC


Ok….. the “joke” was a knock on all of us on this thread being called “adults”
NOT on HC. OK ?
Jeeesh ! I am a sarcastic @sshole, but I am not stupid enough to attack an icon like HC here. Now, could you all quit sending me emails, manufacturing voo-doo dolls, and poisoning my reindeer ?
 Herding Cats

Joined: 11/8/2007
Msg: 53
What name do you call it?
Posted: 11/18/2007 2:44:43 PM

Ok….. the “joke” was a knock on all of us on this thread being called “adults”
NOT on HC. OK ?


Aww... I knew you were joking... No one thinks that I actually know how to cry, do they?

PS. I asked my date if he had a name for his, and after laughing his ass off he confessed (rather sheepishly) that his ex girlfriend did, indeed name it. He even told me the name and I can NOT for the life of me remember what it was. It was the Indian name for penis and started with "J". That's all I can remember.

We were not officially introduced.

I did warn him I might post.... So um *Waves Hi*
 Ice_Rink_4_Nits

Joined: 7/27/2007
Msg: 54
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What name do you call it?
Posted: 11/18/2007 2:47:43 PM
^^^^^^^


Hey Santa (esad) What do you call yours most of the year?




FULL!!


This to me is also a "joke", the reason being is you are dressed as Santa & he only comes (c*ms) once a year.





 marcob

Joined: 10/4/2007
Msg: 55
What name do you call it?
Posted: 11/18/2007 2:48:40 PM
I call mine Genius.


Why?


Well, he knows sign language.
 leannemarville

Joined: 11/6/2007
Msg: 56
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What name do you call it?
Posted: 11/18/2007 2:55:29 PM
I call mine "kitty" I love some of these names how cute
 cuddlybuddy

Joined: 6/30/2007
Msg: 57
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What name do you call it?
Posted: 11/18/2007 4:45:12 PM
I've had boyfriends who called their manly parts:Willy; Giddyup; Henry; Stroker; and the Snake.

My last boyfriend called my most intimate area Pie!!!
 Freya73

Joined: 9/5/2007
Msg: 58
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What name do you call it?
Posted: 11/18/2007 5:20:54 PM
I think I will regret this later.. but..

I call "it" Cookie..
 GeekGamerGirl

Joined: 9/3/2007
Msg: 59
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What name do you call it?
Posted: 11/18/2007 5:50:17 PM
Rofl I call my vagina "Vajinko", "Life Portal", & "FeFe".
 amanwithnoalibi

Joined: 3/15/2007
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What name do you call it?
Posted: 11/18/2007 6:03:12 PM
Ya know why men name their penis? We dont want a perfect stranger making 95% of our decisions.
 oohwe

Joined: 7/3/2007
Msg: 61
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What name do you call it?
Posted: 11/19/2007 7:28:40 AM
OH U FUNNY MAN WHERE ARE YOU...IM STILL LAUGHING...
 OutMind

Joined: 2/13/2007
Msg: 62
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What name do you call it?
Posted: 11/19/2007 7:32:46 AM
I call mine Mandingo
 oldsoul

Joined: 3/10/2007
Msg: 63
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Posted: 11/19/2007 7:41:08 AM
I call "it" the meat puppet:)

 textodd11

Joined: 10/27/2006
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What name do you call it?
Posted: 11/19/2007 7:41:50 AM
The Mighty Blue-Veined Thumper.

My ex used to call hers "Tweeter".
 Ice_Rink_4_Nits

Joined: 7/27/2007
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What name do you call it?
Posted: 11/19/2007 10:24:32 AM

I think I will regret this later.. but..

I call "it" Cookie..


Any chance of a nibble!




 Herding Cats

Joined: 11/8/2007
Msg: 66
What name do you call it?
Posted: 11/19/2007 10:34:59 AM
I'm surprised none of the women have named "it" Audrey Junior...
 Harry Peter

Joined: 12/25/2006
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Posted: 11/19/2007 10:39:54 AM
Russel the luv muscle, or my little German soldier sometimes. He stands at attention or whatever etc.
 oldsoul

Joined: 3/10/2007
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Posted: 11/19/2007 10:56:32 AM
"The one that got away."


 lvs2sing

Joined: 9/11/2007
Msg: 69
What name do you call it?
Posted: 11/19/2007 4:44:14 PM
Womb broom !! Thank you, thank you !! Don't forget to tip your waitress.
 whirlybird3

Joined: 10/27/2006
Msg: 70
What name do you call it?
Posted: 11/19/2007 4:45:58 PM
Righteous McTallywhacker.
 Stillagentleman

Joined: 11/10/2007
Msg: 71
What name do you call it?
Posted: 11/19/2007 5:17:34 PM
How about my Unit.
 fishmonkey

Joined: 5/12/2007
Msg: 72
What name do you call it?
Posted: 11/19/2007 5:47:02 PM
greasy fish stick! hehehe
 jaysgonefishing

Joined: 1/24/2007
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What name do you call it?
Posted: 11/19/2007 5:53:53 PM
Russel - The Love Muscle is one that's always made me laugh!
 ndulj

Joined: 5/27/2007
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What name do you call it?
Posted: 11/19/2007 6:05:48 PM

Hits the G-spot great.

kbot, can we talk?



we don't talk much anymore, he's held a grudge since I choked and slapped him around a little bit one night.

fishmonkey that's just too funny
 Cynderella

Joined: 3/8/2007
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What name do you call it?
Posted: 11/19/2007 6:17:57 PM
Marcob

Well, he knows sign language


Well don't we have something in common tee hee
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