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 Jason402

Joined: 12/24/2007
Msg: 176
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What name do you call it?
Posted: 2/2/2008 12:05:59 AM
Mine never had a name but "The Maytag Repairman" would be apropro now .
 smsweendoggy

Joined: 6/19/2007
Msg: 177
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What name do you call it?
Posted: 2/2/2008 12:14:46 AM
How about Bruce, let Bruce cut loose with the juice,lol.
 Bethlett

Joined: 12/18/2007
Msg: 178
What name do you call it?
Posted: 2/2/2008 12:54:09 AM
Here is a novel thought....

Penis
Phallus
 Ridgeer

Joined: 9/8/2004
Msg: 179
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What name do you call it?
Posted: 2/2/2008 1:40:11 AM
Carried only one name all these years, because the reason so worked for me the first time she explained it to me, then preceded to show me what to expect when she used it. Way before I had ever heard of Sir William Wallace and that famous cry FREEdom which might have been considered a alterative, because of the vigor of it use, there was a show call Mr Ed a TV show from days gone by, in each show that I recall, the stars wife would call out to him WILBERRRRR to which his response was, yes honey be right there.

And need I say, I always was.

I still get cricks in my neck if someone calls that name out in public.
 BubsyBobcat

Joined: 4/23/2007
Msg: 180
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What name do you call it?
Posted: 2/2/2008 1:57:14 AM

Penis
Phallus


A bit Clinical-minded, don't you think? I think there should be some silliness in the bedroom now and then.
 MadMicko

Joined: 10/2/2007
Msg: 181
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What name do you call it?
Posted: 2/2/2008 2:17:12 AM
This is funny. Going to wet myself laughing. Better go strangle the turkey
 Ebony83

Joined: 11/2/2007
Msg: 182
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What name do you call it?
Posted: 2/2/2008 2:27:16 AM
I just call mine 'VJJ' hehe
 oldersir

Joined: 7/8/2007
Msg: 183
What name do you call it?
Posted: 2/9/2008 10:07:32 AM
Well I guess I am game "Sparky"
 sunrisen

Joined: 8/27/2005
Msg: 184
What name do you call it?
Posted: 2/9/2008 10:52:41 AM
I call mine popo- Yeah I know that means police lol but I call it popo or punani :P.

My boobs are called tetas lol... my gi-ent, torpedo look'n' bombi look'n' tetas <--- thats from a hilarious mad tv sketch oh mad tv you make me smile :D
 kenharleyride

Joined: 8/20/2007
Msg: 185
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What name do you call it?
Posted: 2/9/2008 11:15:17 AM
i just call it little feller . every morning i say hey little feller you there. then give it a pet
and say good boy
 Sweet0asis

Joined: 7/17/2007
Msg: 186
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What name do you call it?
Posted: 2/10/2008 6:33:43 AM
i call mine *flowering wet pedels of lust* or *heat* i use to be a gorean slave....
and ... i did name some ones penis Mr perfect....lol cause he was perfect!
 paladin2020

Joined: 1/1/2008
Msg: 187
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What name do you call it?
Posted: 2/16/2008 1:42:54 PM
Hustler.. aka..DICK..
 mel282

Joined: 2/11/2007
Msg: 188
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What name do you call it?
Posted: 2/16/2008 3:14:08 PM
lol so true Herding Cats!
 Quiet_Storm820

Joined: 11/27/2007
Msg: 189
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What name do you call it?
Posted: 2/16/2008 6:14:27 PM
John D.****feller
 I-want-it-all!

Joined: 11/21/2007
Msg: 190
What name do you call it?
Posted: 2/16/2008 7:07:15 PM
ummmm....

(a friend of mine calls his - El Diablo
......shhhhhh)

 LostInTheBurbs

Joined: 7/15/2007
Msg: 191
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What name do you call it?
Posted: 2/16/2008 7:33:29 PM
Herding Cats, I thought it was funny....... as is this whole thread, I needed a laugh tonight

I had a boyfriend who used to call mine a duffy. When he used to say in this lovely Irish drawl, "come and bring that little duffy up here", it was a pretty big turn on.
 SuzyCC

Joined: 9/5/2007
Msg: 192
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What name do you call it?
Posted: 2/16/2008 8:51:08 PM
One of the guys in my office called the whole package "Coach and the boys". Just about died laughing. Met lots of "Woody"s, "Big Boy"s, "Pal"s and the like. Lots of "he"s too.
 bobsnew

Joined: 2/13/2006
Msg: 193
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What name do you call it?
Posted: 2/16/2008 10:09:47 PM
mine was / called ------> the one eye monster , or shake hands with your new friend...

and my ex wife i called hers ------> thigh pie ------> i do love a good pie mmmmm
 srvblues

Joined: 8/15/2005
Msg: 194
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What name do you call it?
Posted: 2/16/2008 10:12:42 PM
"I know what you're asking yourself and the answer is yes. I have a nick name for my penis. Its called the Octagon, but I also nick named my testes - my left one is James Westfall and my right one is Dr. Kenneth Noisewater. You ladies play your cards right you just might get to meet the whole gang."

I had an ex who used to call mine "Thor".
 all your dreams come true

Joined: 12/26/2007
Msg: 195
What name do you call it?
Posted: 2/17/2008 4:33:53 AM
dont really have the pet name thing its just my wet soaking **** an his rock hard**** it gets us both horny talking about it
 yorklovers

Joined: 4/20/2007
Msg: 196
What name do you call it?
Posted: 2/17/2008 5:44:42 AM
Haha - Makes me think of why the guy from the mighty boosh is called spider - man's got 8 penises, awesome stuff!

I think I should name mine.. Buzz? To the vagina and beyond?
 Pleasurelimits

Joined: 3/13/2005
Msg: 197
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What name do you call it?
Posted: 2/17/2008 6:03:27 AM
My last gf named the piccolo. that way if you want to know if a girl liked 'oral' you only had to ask her if she was a musician. Visa vie does she 'play' the one eyed piccolo
pl
 ohmichael

Joined: 2/9/2006
Msg: 198
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What name do you call it?
Posted: 2/17/2008 7:21:21 AM
Mine is called "Secret" you know, strong enough for a man, but made for a woman.....
 paladin2020

Joined: 1/1/2008
Msg: 199
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What name do you call it?
Posted: 2/17/2008 3:25:46 PM
picolo..not sure I would admitt that one,..sounds really small. But I do find wet P**** and hard cock intresting .. "dreams come true".
 Sweet0asis

Joined: 7/17/2007
Msg: 200
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What name do you call it?
Posted: 2/28/2008 3:21:08 AM
well.... i call mine an annasplit...... cause anna is my my real name .... and .. annasplits are the best!
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