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 1971mach1

Joined: 2/16/2008
Msg: 201
What name do you call it?
Posted: 2/28/2008 3:55:43 AM
my x husband use to call his SHUTS TAMMYS MOUTH. i was pissed back than but hey it is kinda funny.
 chappymagic

Joined: 10/3/2006
Msg: 202
What name do you call it?
Posted: 2/28/2008 4:00:52 AM
For a girls vagina I have always called it the " Honey Pot" and mine was called "Winnie the Poo" and if you all know winnie he can stay away from a honey pot
 chappymagic

Joined: 10/3/2006
Msg: 203
What name do you call it?
Posted: 2/28/2008 4:02:37 AM
Sorry spelling error " cant stay away from the honey pot!
 bikeman17

Joined: 8/14/2007
Msg: 204
What name do you call it?
Posted: 2/28/2008 4:48:45 AM
Call mine "A useless piece of sh*t when I have had to much Bourbon"
And "A useless piece of sh*t when it hasn't had enough Bourbon"

One day I'll find the right amount............But then I wont remember!

 MissTique II

Joined: 3/4/2008
Msg: 205
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What name do you call it?
Posted: 3/22/2008 8:32:12 AM
^^^^Trick is 1 bourbon, 1 scotch and 1 beer followed with a bed post shaker to create the Awaken... Now it's ready to be shaken to cause a stirr!
Call it Aladdin
 StrangerInTheHouse

Joined: 2/9/2008
Msg: 206
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What name do you call it?
Posted: 3/22/2008 9:17:38 AM
"Gripmaster"?
 MissTique II

Joined: 3/4/2008
Msg: 207
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What name do you call it?
Posted: 4/3/2008 9:48:58 PM
I call it *the Vault*
 cuddlebear29

Joined: 3/28/2008
Msg: 208
What name do you call it?
Posted: 4/4/2008 6:46:39 AM
lol i would have to say mine is named "TOBY"!
 ShadowLands

Joined: 3/25/2008
Msg: 209
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What name do you call it?
Posted: 4/4/2008 12:23:29 PM
Thumper.

But after eight Bud Lights and eight shots of Peppermint Schnapps "Thumper" becomes the Energizer bunny and won't quit. Most guys get sloshed and can't do a thing with their d!ck. I'm the exact opposite.
 PeaceLover61

Joined: 12/27/2005
Msg: 210
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What name do you call it?
Posted: 4/4/2008 12:31:16 PM
*Free Willy* seems appropriate for me...lol
 crazybutworthit

Joined: 6/22/2007
Msg: 211
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What name do you call it?
Posted: 4/5/2008 7:27:57 AM
My first husband (been divorced 2x) and my most recent ex both named my puss "HUNNYPOT" !!

and NO I was never with chappymagic (above) LOL
 Steven02151

Joined: 2/17/2008
Msg: 212
What name do you call it?
Posted: 4/5/2008 7:36:44 AM
Time to see a man about a dog.
 Kongzilla

Joined: 9/7/2006
Msg: 213
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What name do you call it?
Posted: 4/5/2008 8:50:57 AM
The Doomsday machine. My shot at those who think the phallic symbol is negative.
 hoppinonU

Joined: 2/2/2008
Msg: 214
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What name do you call it?
Posted: 4/5/2008 9:11:03 AM
He is Locutus...............all women must be assimilated ;)
 *in*spired

Joined: 3/4/2008
Msg: 215
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What name do you call it?
Posted: 5/13/2008 11:17:04 AM
I don't have a name for it now, although it has many alias's...but what's killing me now and has me all busted up is it's name when my brother and I were kids between 2 and 6 : our Dinkies. Yes, my Dinky! There it is! I discovered the little guy during gang bath time...I guess you stick as many kids as you got on hand in the tub because parents are whooped...and so there it goes, I Christen thee Dinky!
 calypsojoe

Joined: 2/1/2008
Msg: 216
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What name do you call it?
Posted: 5/13/2008 12:19:35 PM
Wifey named mine Hugo, cuz we got married day after Hurricane Hugo hit here.... said it was "almost" as scary as the storm....
 naughty mom

Joined: 6/17/2008
Msg: 217
What name do you call it?
Posted: 6/28/2008 4:01:44 PM
kittie

kittie
kittie
kittie
kittie
kittie
 Epopt

Joined: 6/7/2008
Msg: 218
What name do you call it?
Posted: 6/28/2008 4:08:43 PM
my crowbar of love
 gnuru75

Joined: 6/17/2008
Msg: 219
What name do you call it?
Posted: 6/28/2008 5:22:48 PM
I should stop allowing people to name mine, but I like to be accomodating. So far I've heard it called"does it get any harder," or, "Jesus Christ!, " or, "Is it in yet," and/or my favorite, "Ow! That's not my vagina!"
Although I did hear someone call it Steve once, and I thought that was highly coincidental as it was the same name as her ex.

Why is anyone directing a conversation towards my penis? Do I have a freaky penis as it has no ears?
 Fun FL girl

Joined: 8/4/2007
Msg: 220
What name do you call it?
Posted: 7/1/2008 1:23:57 PM
I came back in to see what names had been posted - OMG LMFAO
 deerdog1

Joined: 12/29/2006
Msg: 221
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What name do you call it?
Posted: 7/1/2008 2:10:13 PM
I call it several names but i cant train it to obey commands
 Namats III

Joined: 2/11/2008
Msg: 222
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What name do you call it?
Posted: 7/1/2008 4:39:37 PM
I call it : *Secret* . . .
~ Strong enough for a Man...but MADE for a Woman..!!!!
~Hers~ [. . when I FIND Her]...: *Harmony* [.. from the Elton John song...]
We'll make Beautiful music , together...!!!
 bgrumling

Joined: 2/28/2008
Msg: 223
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What name do you call it?
Posted: 8/11/2008 7:00:32 AM
well lets dis spell some myths first. Ladies baldies arent attractive to some guys. all the nick names foe you part are hairy animals. (beaver and cat). so the first question is have you ever seen a hairless cat or beaver? they are pretty ugly if you have. So people lets get that stright first. I personally like something for the dentist to pick out of my teeth.
Now as for names that it should be called: mr perky and ms drippy. Furry torpedo and furry lane. Little Henryetta and little harry. The whrily bird. The wet cave. ect. Its not what you have or call it its how you use it.
 Dontmissthismiss

Joined: 5/9/2008
Msg: 224
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What name do you call it?
Posted: 8/11/2008 10:40:58 AM
A lady NEVER says the V word. I don't evn want to hear it at the hospital!
 Dontmissthismiss

Joined: 5/9/2008
Msg: 225
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What name do you call it?
Posted: 8/11/2008 10:41:41 AM
Don't say the v word its gross---no need to!
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