| Papabear's Redneck Wrecker
Posted: 12/5/2007 11:32:34 AM | Best you get that king sized room and bed booked now, so papabear can do some dry runs to the room before he gets to much libation in him!!
I know what it is like to move him once he lies down!! | |
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| Papabear's Redneck Wrecker
Posted: 12/5/2007 11:58:05 AM | 
You all took it the wrong way!!!! Got ya... 
......... you will not get shot, being the sherriff. But probably will get shooters.....  and Pilsner..... | |
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| Papabear's Redneck Wrecker
Posted: 12/7/2007 8:25:12 AM | | Holy crap!!! Am I the only attendee with a b'day in January? Unky Duffy, you're gonna have to bring in a wheel barrow top haul my drunken carcass out of there that night if I'm the only one having b'day drinks... | |
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| Papabear's Redneck Wrecker
Posted: 12/7/2007 9:46:14 PM | Forget the wheelbarrows, we'll just roll you under the pool table and you will not be late for work the next day!!!
Mine is in March, how be I start celebrating early?? I hear tell there will be some ( well at least, maybe, if there is time, one) good looking cow pony riders in attendance, so I can dance the night away and be drug home, just make sure she lassoes my feet, not my head!! | |
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| Papabear's Redneck Wrecker
Posted: 12/7/2007 11:41:25 PM | Don't worry Papabear, I'll phone your employer and tell them you are "sick" ...bring on the Pil and Redhot 100's! You'll have to phone in sick for me after Corb Lund....deal? 
Duffy, I hear cowhorse riders can't 2-step worth a chit, but they kinda rope...as long as it's ranch ropin!!!   | |
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| Papabear's Redneck Wrecker
Posted: 12/10/2007 12:24:23 PM | Not the RED HOT, that's what he had when I discovered how much the SOB weighed!!!
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| Papabear's Redneck Wrecker
Posted: 12/10/2007 2:33:07 PM | I heard about that night.....  By the way, that "cowhorse" rider ropes worse than she 2-steps.... | |
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| Papabear's Redneck Wrecker -- January 19, 2008
Posted: 12/11/2007 6:40:17 AM | Would be great to meet you mad...The bar is at the Radisson Hotel, but there is also a hotel across the parking lot called the Pointe Inn which is probably cheaper. (advertising rooms at 79/night)
I would offer you a place to stay but my current situation doesnt allow it right now, sorry.. | |
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| Papabear's Redneck Wrecker -- January 19, 2008
Posted: 12/11/2007 10:10:39 AM | @Papabear...
if i can i will come down.. since i seem to remember "shots" at the head last year on my birthday........
Hmmm now should i wear my hat, boots and wranglers... | |
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| Papabear's Redneck Wrecker -- January 19, 2008
Posted: 12/11/2007 11:05:22 AM | Pilsner?  Eek...no damn way will I be drinking that chit 
That's PB job. 2-steppin and tossing a rope...LOL...you might be onto something there....but dance floor at the Roads is tooooooooooo small for that...need to go to the Ranchman's to do that.... | |
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| Papabear's Redneck Wrecker
Posted: 12/11/2007 6:58:24 PM | You just said the magic words, mad cow
Yer on...let's GITTER DUUNNN
I think I know what i want for Christmas now...new liver cause I don't think my old one is gonna last through the New Year at all | |
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| Papabear's Redneck Wrecker
Posted: 12/11/2007 7:01:25 PM | Called the Radisson today and booked my room so let the party begin!
Hopefully I can remember more of your birthday party Papabear than I did mine. | |
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| Papabear's Redneck Wrecker
Posted: 12/11/2007 7:07:26 PM | | What I do remember of your party, cuddles, was someone licking the whipped cream off the inside of yer leg...even got the pic as well. Ah, extortion...it CAN be so fun | |
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| Papabear's Redneck Wrecker -- January 19, 2008
Posted: 12/12/2007 6:47:54 AM | Nice mad...hope you can make it..as for the offer from someone with more testosterone - that still might come
Yay cuddle!!!!! A room - looks like someone has big plans for the night
Papa - please dont mention whipcream - had a bit too much last time as for extortion pics - just you wait, you might wanna keep those to yourself for a "trade off" at some point | |
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| Papabear's Redneck Wrecker -- January 19, 2008
Posted: 12/12/2007 10:46:06 AM | Whipped cream and lariats, am I just not seeing this right?? Lassooing and whipped cream on a dance floor, or while charging the steed around the pool table, leads the mind to think there may be some wholigans and some shinanigans, to be and, going on at this event!
This combination would definately cause one to either intentionally become so wasted (wrecked), they couldn't remember, or on the other hand, remain sober to relate the evenings goings ons with great authority and conviction of the guilty!!
In either case, we should have some consensus as to which would be the better part of valor? | |
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| Papabear's Redneck Wrecker -- January 19, 2008
Posted: 12/12/2007 12:01:42 PM |
Just make sure it is the real cream, the dancing should 'wupit up' to the required consistancy for application and since there is testament that I endorse cherry swallowing, I think we now need a jar of red marachinos , not green, some crushed nuts (preferably from a tree) and a squeeze container of caramel sauce to complete the sundaes!! As for the bowl, well, we can imagine what would be happening if there was none to use!!
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