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 Graham Guy

Joined: 10/14/2006
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Posted: 10/15/2008 5:11:10 PM
I almost forgot myself:

Chef Burns
 voodooguru

Joined: 3/27/2008
Msg: 302
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Posted: 10/20/2008 9:40:02 AM
Actually, I have one; that's why I go by my middle name. No, I'm not disclosing it on this forum.
 ljaaa

Joined: 9/25/2008
Msg: 303
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Posted: 10/22/2008 2:18:14 PM
Peter Butric - a name so funny I'll never forget it. When I first met him (he was my boss) he told me his name 3 times and I had to bite the inside of my mouth to keep from cracking up!
 compleat_man

Joined: 10/3/2008
Msg: 304
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Posted: 10/23/2008 10:23:36 AM
I met some clients with the (German, I think?) last name "Assmann"..

usually on a first meeting I would call people "Mr. & Mrs. 'last name" , but on this occasion felt it was better to use FIRST names..
 sobeena

Joined: 2/10/2008
Msg: 305
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Posted: 10/23/2008 12:37:21 PM
lmao I work on a maternity floor and had a patient with the first name of Chlamydia (not a joke), when i looked at her paper work i asked her if she went by any other name. I have seen parents name their kids some pretty wierd stuff but the funniest would have to be Ryan Coke. Years ago worked with a man called Charlie Brown
 Cameron87

Joined: 10/19/2008
Msg: 306
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Posted: 10/23/2008 1:32:33 PM
My mate from school had the last name 'Bates' and we used to say his mail came through (as a minor)- 'Master Bates'
 compleat_man

Joined: 10/3/2008
Msg: 307
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Posted: 10/23/2008 4:55:12 PM
^^^


reminds me:

The McMaster University (in Hamilton, ON, Canada) water polo team named themselves the "Bators"..

so announcers would have to say: "Introducing the McMaster Bators"..
 voodooguru

Joined: 3/27/2008
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Posted: 10/27/2008 1:39:08 PM
And I had a teacher in middle school, Mrs. Caise; she had a daughter, Claire, and rumour was that Claire's middle name was Annette.
 got_music70

Joined: 6/7/2008
Msg: 309
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Posted: 10/27/2008 2:17:50 PM
I am a teacher and in my past years of experience I know of two names that stand out as UNIQUE indeed.

1.Interstate 95 South..........no kidding! The mom had the baby off the interestate so she named him for the highway..........they call him I95.......can you believe that?????

2. Shithead........Sh-a-teed is the actual sounding of the name or so they said but yeah....who in their right mind would do that? Cruel!
 PinkCollar

Joined: 9/17/2008
Msg: 310
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Posted: 10/27/2008 4:08:44 PM
My kids had a teacher in grade school called...
Miss Washercrack...thats not how she spelled it, but just how it was pronounced. Another teacher there at the same time..Mr. Cox. My kids LOVED telling me about these teachers, just so they could get away with saying the names!!!
 twelvestringgal

Joined: 8/26/2008
Msg: 311
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Posted: 10/27/2008 6:23:46 PM
I read of this woman in a book whose name was Phoebe B. Peabody Beebe.
 beniandthejets

Joined: 1/10/2008
Msg: 312
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Posted: 10/27/2008 7:54:13 PM
A guy from where I live is part of a singing group, his name is Mike Hunt.
 okiesweetheart

Joined: 9/30/2008
Msg: 313
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Posted: 10/28/2008 2:08:53 PM
I went to high school with a guy named Justin Case

I also saw recently in the local paper where a new baby was born... his name was Fischer and his brothers were Hunter and Trapper... HOW MEAN!
 Spirit Heart

Joined: 10/27/2008
Msg: 314
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Posted: 10/30/2008 10:09:19 AM
My friend dated a man named John Pikup. Ooops...hope he is not on this site...if he is hopefully he will understand the humor.
 TallBrunettewpg

Joined: 6/10/2008
Msg: 315
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Posted: 10/30/2008 3:57:41 PM
my cousin named her daughter Daisy May ..... her husbands last name is Swallow... lollllll poor kid !!
 MarkSLC

Joined: 10/2/2008
Msg: 316
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Posted: 10/30/2008 4:59:24 PM
Yes actually, two... I used to have a mate who taught in America, he came across a student called Randy**** And I used to have a mate called Laurence Rumbold - we used to call him Sir Laurence Rombold of the round table.
 MarkSLC

Joined: 10/2/2008
Msg: 317
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Posted: 10/30/2008 5:00:25 PM
That is quite funny lol
 moviejunkie22

Joined: 10/11/2008
Msg: 318
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Posted: 10/31/2008 12:46:55 AM
I use to work in a Financial Aid office at a community college

Tawney Brown

Feather Waite

Eli Stankie (you have to say this with a midwest accent) anytime we pulled his file my coworkers and I would laugh (guess you had to be there).
 compleat_man

Joined: 10/3/2008
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Posted: 10/31/2008 7:21:13 AM
Richard (Dick) Cox..

sort of superfluous? redundant?
 PAClassyLady

Joined: 5/31/2008
Msg: 320
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Posted: 10/31/2008 7:48:17 AM
My doctor in Deming, NM: Dr. Aswad. He did pronounce it "OZ-wod" but people still pronounced it phonetically... good doc, though!

 brewswain

Joined: 5/5/2007
Msg: 321
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Posted: 10/31/2008 7:48:52 AM
we had a Cecil Benedict Farinhole the Third!
 twigs1937

Joined: 10/23/2008
Msg: 322
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Posted: 11/15/2008 2:58:42 PM
I knew a gentleman in New Mexico named Harry UPSON Downs.He said that his parents did it deliberately and thought it quite humorous! I also met a lady who's first name was Aquanetta (hairspray?)
 realblokesouth

Joined: 10/9/2008
Msg: 323
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Posted: 11/15/2008 4:31:32 PM
I've a customer called 'D1ck Shiner'

and know a very nice lady called 'Summer Camp'

(I've not got the bottle to ask if her husbands name is 'Scout' and her Daughter called 'Dee'.
 Jimmy1954

Joined: 5/24/2008
Msg: 324
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Posted: 11/16/2008 7:44:29 PM
I knew a guy named****York who had an automotive service center. The Yellow pages listed him as
Yok's****Service.
He was quite proud of that.
 Jimmy1954

Joined: 5/24/2008
Msg: 325
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Posted: 11/16/2008 7:46:01 PM
Ahhh censorship
Dee eye cee kay "dick"
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