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| Funny, but real names...
Posted: 11/16/2008 9:55:47 PM | [In my hometown there was a Phil McCracken.]
My hometown did too!!!! Calling him by his full name Philipp McCracken wasn't much better. Hahhhahaaa! | |
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Posted: 11/18/2008 12:10:56 AM | This brings up one incident I had and I could not stop laughing. I had just recently met a Harry through a friend and introduced him to my then boyfriend Todd.
Todd ... Harry......Harry....Todd
Todd needed a shave and a haircut at the time. They had no idea why I was laughing so hard. | |
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Posted: 11/18/2008 6:11:41 AM | | My mum's OB-GYN during her gestation of miself was named, "Dr. Payne". She said that when she was in labour the PA system repeatedly announced, "Dr. Payne. Paging Dr. Payne. Dr. Payne please report to maternity." | |
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Posted: 11/18/2008 6:22:03 AM | The following is the god's honest truth...
I lived in a very small resort town 30 years ago. Many colourful families lived there. Among the most colourful was the Testor family. There was dad, whose name was Richard. The first issue of his marriage was named "Richard, Jr." The legacy of "Big**** Testor and his son "Little**** Testor and the family business they ran was legendary.
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Posted: 11/18/2008 7:56:20 AM | In school there was a lass named "Mary Hole". Her father was a locksmith and his first name was "Jack". She took a lot of crap from us kids but always smiled. She married soon after high school just to change her last name she admitted many years later.
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Posted: 11/20/2008 5:28:42 PM | | I went to middle school with a boy named Nathan Boner. And he said his grandfather's name is Harry Boner. I always wonder if he changed his last name because he was teased a lot. | |
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Posted: 12/11/2008 9:05:38 AM | welp... I know two black dudes... one is Charles Pink, the other is Charles White!!!
(pink gets a kick out of telling the story...)
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Posted: 12/11/2008 12:01:59 PM | | Im not sure how many times this has been repeated across the country but i once knew a girl named Female. pronounced Fee- MAll- EE. Her mother noticed female on the birth certificate and assumed that the hospital named her baby. so, shes gone through life as female ever since. | |
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Posted: 1/1/2009 12:06:32 AM | A fella I worked with had a couple of students; twin brothers named
Oranjello & Lemonjello.
My Mom used to be a radiologist when I was a kid & she said the hospital staff would often encourage illiterate women to name their children horrible things like Chlamydia.
My chiropractor is Dr. Payne.
Several years ago I was working on the Chamber of Commerce theatrical shindig that was being sponsored by Disney World (it was in Orlando, FL). The Disney guys came into our theatre & wanted us to wear name tags. (hehehehe) We kept changing them every hour or so to things like Eileen Dover, Pilar Knickershoff, etc. Hey, if humor doesn't present itself on its own....make some. | |
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Posted: 1/1/2009 1:01:11 PM | This is the God's honest truth...
I lived in a small town and I went to school with lil timmy Orangejello.
His dad was Dr. Payne Lemonjello
His doctor was Dr. Orangeglow
and my first girlfriend was lil suszy rottonsnot. her mom was Big suzie rottensnot. | |
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Posted: 1/1/2009 2:01:43 PM | | I have a 6foot 4 inch cousin, who is a police officer and mean to the upteenth degree...named PUMPKIN...and he's over 30 and sucks his thumb. (hope he never sees this) | |
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Posted: 1/1/2009 3:03:36 PM | | I once saw this posted at a gas station... "Our credit manager's name is Helen Waite...Customers wishing to apply for credit can go to Helen Waite" | |
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| Funny, but real names...
Posted: 1/1/2009 3:54:08 PM | | When I was a substitute teacher one of the girls' names was Soobie Yoo. Of course she was absent, so I had to call out the name several times, trying not to laugh! | |
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Posted: 1/1/2009 11:14:12 PM | Reminds me of a couple of jokes..
1st guy- 'Is that Hortense over there? '
2nd guy- 'Nahhhhhhhh, she looks pretty relaxed to me...'
1st woman- 'You look like Helen Black'
2nd woman-'Well you don't look so hot in it either!' | |
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Posted: 1/6/2009 7:48:10 PM | | When I was 17 I worked in an Italian Restaurant that also had pick-up and delivery service. People waiting to pick up their orders would be waiting in the lobby as well as those waiting to be seated. The cashier was responsible for calling out the orders that were ready for pick-up. The deliver guys used to make up fake bills for her to call out into the lobby. I was there when she yelled out "pick up for Jack Meoff" into a lobby full of people. You should have seen how embarrassed she was after. | |
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Posted: 1/7/2009 7:27:01 AM | unfortunately some of my funny names are already used...
such as the twins lemonjello and orangejello
pajama (i have no words)
placenta.... (she thought it sounded pretty)
Candidiasis (which is the medical term for a form of yeast infection) (The girl graduated with my brother)
i know more but i'll just shush.
oh and there was always Shi'Thead. | |
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Posted: 1/7/2009 10:06:48 AM | i went to school with a bloke called tony glasscock ....you always saw him coming  | |
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Posted: 1/7/2009 2:17:14 PM | | my kindergarten teacher was Mrs. Bledsoe. everyone thought it was funny. I once knew a guy by the name of james jameson. once he learned to spell his last name he kept puting on after james and was jameson jameson until someone told him his name was james jameson. | |
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Posted: 1/7/2009 3:04:22 PM | When I needed a refereal to an othodontist for my son the dentist said I had a choice of Dr. Payne or Dr. Recks
How can you choose between those two?....LOL | |
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