| Funny, but real names...
Posted: 11/29/2007 1:29:17 PM | i once saw a DR Hung! and a friend at schools name was Adam Hamburger...nothing to funny there but he applied for a job at McDonalds and on top of his application was, A. Hamburger hahahahahah | |
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| Funny, but real names...
Posted: 11/29/2007 4:11:42 PM | My mother works with a guy named John Plunger.....SERIOUSLY! When I was racing i used to sign my announcer's card as Mike Oxbigg and list my home town in Moorehead, Minnesota. I always regretted being in the car and not being able to hear the announcer on the PA. My buddies would laugh until the cried.  | |
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| Funny, but real names...
Posted: 11/29/2007 8:26:28 PM | | I went to school with Cliff Climber and Princess Pieman... true names. My mother knew a Hedda Hair. lol | |
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| Funny, but real names...
Posted: 11/30/2007 9:43:40 AM | We had a guest called Mr Shitto he used to cause a considerable scene when trying to sign for drinks when drunk! And we had a Mr Sausage who had a terrible time being believed about anything!
Ya'all have the best day you can possibly have  for know much Love Di XX | |
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| Funny, but real names...
Posted: 12/1/2007 2:58:31 AM | | When I went to school I knew two people with wierd names, 1/ Mr Wood, the woodwork teacher, and a lad called Richard Head who was a bit of an idiot anyway so he had the right name. | |
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| Funny, but real names...
Posted: 12/1/2007 9:32:17 AM | My mother seems to have a bunch of these in her memory. She used to work with a man named Dusty Rhodes. 
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(I am not entirely sure of the truth of this one but it's still funny)
While my dad was in Med school, one of his colleagues was asked by a patient of his to name her 7th child. He (the colleague) got together with some of his friends and came up with the perfect name: Miconeum. For those of you who don't know, miconeum is the first poop a baby has. The poor child had it doubly bad, though, his last name was Brown. | |
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| Funny, but real names...
Posted: 12/1/2007 9:48:08 AM | | Here's a few I've come across.........****Puller. Jenny Till, Robert Slicker (first initial used with last name) Alan****(written on his hard hat as first initial then last name), Annette curtains, Neil Down, Hugh J'arzole. Nealry as funny as a restaurant name I saw once......the Sha Tin! Curry anyone? | |
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| Funny, but real names...
Posted: 12/1/2007 2:47:20 PM | | well I had a high school teacher who did not like being called Mr. bates but prfered the english version and called Master Bates. How do you like that one. | |
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| Funny, but real names...
Posted: 12/1/2007 2:55:39 PM | | i onced worked at a distibution center on the return line.the managers from the stores had to put a label on the parts they were retuning.one name that i will never forget ,,,,,,Dick Lord | |
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| Funny, but real names...
Posted: 12/1/2007 4:26:02 PM | | There were a couple of blokes at my school called Nick Raper and Tom Gay. A David Hankey. Poor buggers. | |
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| Funny, but real names...
Posted: 12/1/2007 5:21:10 PM | I went to grade school with a Tammy Whore. You got Tammy Whore apparently its a common Irish name. There's a lot of Whore's in Ireland. If you visited their family it would be the Whore house.
P.S just kidding about the Whore's in Ireland, no offense. | |
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Msg: 37 | |
| Funny, but real names...
Posted: 12/2/2007 3:26:19 PM | | Awhile back, the mayor of the township of Coldwater was, iirc, a Mr. Richard Shrivels. Enough said. | |
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| Funny, but real names...
Posted: 12/2/2007 6:33:18 PM | | I have a friend named richard hunter. another name for richard is D!ck hunter. | |
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| Speaking of funny restaurants
Posted: 12/2/2007 9:42:12 PM | | There's a restaurant nearby where I live " Chin Kee " and there was a fast food restaurant " Chicken's Kitchen , but the sign was a missing a few letters it read " Chi n's itchen " LOL | |
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| Funny, but real names...
Posted: 12/3/2007 10:23:44 AM | In response to Piraticus13-7 , I thought phil McCracken was a phsyco hockey player in the movie SLAPSHOT-Paul Newman with a puck screwed to the end of his stick circa 1977.
When I was a kid there was a guy called Martin Balls and his sister Lindsay we used to refer to them as MJB and MJB's sister, There dad I think was Bill or Bob Balls the milkman.
Ya'all have the best day you can possibly have for now much love Di  | |
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| Funny, but real names...
Posted: 12/5/2007 11:24:53 AM | I worked with a guy called****y Loung, cept all the internal paper floating around the office was last name first. Also had a Client called Mr. Fok Yue.
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| Funny, but real names...
Posted: 12/5/2007 7:57:24 PM | | I had a client called Anita D1ck, and another one who deposited cheques from his gay tenants whose first names I can't remember, but their last names were Stiff & Long. Really. The funniest is I went to school with a couple of guys who were best friends, both named Neil. Their last names were Woodc0ck & Rainc0ck, so we called them Splinterpr1ck & Dribbled1nk. | |
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| Funny, but real names...
Posted: 12/5/2007 8:23:25 PM | | I know a Dr. Puu, A chem teacher named Mr. Wright and a friend named Mr. Wong | |
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| Funny, but real names...
Posted: 12/5/2007 10:43:35 PM | My mom had a neighbour who gave birth to a son.
Their last name was Hoff.
Apparently the neighbour was quite set on naming her son Jack until my mom pointed out that his name would read Jack Hoff.
I also had a Uncle Harry Dyke (pronounced D*ck). | |
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| Funny, but real names...
Posted: 12/6/2007 10:55:10 AM | Some really good ones here, guys!
Co-worker's name: Bud Hull
Once I must have dialed the wrong number to call him, and was caught off-balance when a female answered what I thought was his work cell. "Um, I'm looking for Bud Hull."
She hung up on me.
There was a girl in our school named Sally Edwards; she married Edward Sally. Now she's Sally Sally. | |
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| Funny, but real names...
Posted: 12/6/2007 6:21:29 PM | The development guy at my old job who had to seek out donations was called-
Kohl Miner.
Kinda appropriate, Mr. Miner. | |
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| Funny, but real names...
Posted: 12/7/2007 3:12:51 PM | My son's attorney's name is Nina Mertin (the i is pronounced i not e like neena). This is funny to my friends and family because my friends little 2 year-old girl can not say vagina and calls her private nina! So everytime we see this lady, we can't help but laugh. Oh, the mental pictures of a vagina with a body walking around. The worst thing is that she is a real cont!  | |
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