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| Funny, but real names...
Posted: 12/7/2007 9:52:34 PM | As a real estate title searcher I ran across the following names. All true.
Harry Bottoms, Harry Livers, O. Fred Lets, Ray Charles Wonderlick, Ophelia Nipples, Arno Worms, Felix Footlick, Betty Beaver and Betty Screws. Of course the other title searchers and I decided to get creative and marry some of these folks off and our favorite was when Betty married Arno and would become Betty Screws Worms. Oye!
Also have seen the following ; Latrina as a first name for a girl. I suppose her parents were never in the Military. Saw this name of either a Vietnamese or Cambodian woman, Suc Dong. Some times you see names where the last name is bad enough and then the parents stick the child with the WORST possible first name for the last name. Makes you wonder if they were just totally ignorant or wanted the child to grow up tough. Like Mr. and Mrs. Joose that named their beloved son Peter. No, not Mike or Bill or James. Go figure. | |
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Posted: 12/7/2007 10:08:47 PM | | Just remembered another one. Living near Tampa in the mid 80's, I was thinking about getting a vasectomy and in my search of the phone book under Urologists, no kidding, I found Dr.****urn. Why did he decide to become an Urologist? My theory is that he was a real star in Med school with all the potential of ending up at the top of his class with the choice of any medical discipline he chose. However, he partied too much, didn't live up to his potential and his counselor called him in and told him that the only way they would let him graduate, by the skin of his teeth, would be that he would have to become an Urologist. Just my theory. | |
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| Funny, but real names...
Posted: 12/7/2007 10:17:19 PM | | When I worked in a dental clinic, I had clients named: Mary Christmas, Delicious Chipp and Joe Blou (pronounced blow). | |
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| Funny, but real names...
Posted: 12/8/2007 9:04:10 AM | i work with patient names and came across two last week. Peter Cox and Wanda Fish (you know fish called wanda) parents had to be hippies.
I went to high school with a Louis Lewis
I worked for a Richard Pulling
I worked with a****Bruns (for the longest time i called him****Burns lol, I'm sure he was teased in school)
I know a girl named Kitty Katz (she married into that name)
But the best is when my brother wanted to name his first song Salamander Jones (Thank god he didn't)
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Posted: 12/8/2007 9:05:39 AM | Sorry for the double post but i cant edit what i wrote.
I mean my brothers first son, not song lol | |
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Posted: 12/8/2007 3:19:34 PM | Hmm let me think back.
lets see in elementary we had a few teachers with funny names..
Gr 1. Mrs. Pitman
Gr 2. Mrs. Ostrich (She had pictures of ostrich's everywhere in class.)
Gr 3. Mrs. Blazo
Gr 4. Mrs. Armstrong (But i guess that was only funny back then, when she didnt look strong)
Grade 7. Mrs. Hairy-Etha
5 6 8 weren't all that funny. | |
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Posted: 12/8/2007 3:46:06 PM | one of my girlfriends is named Lisa Lee Sallee
my name is Sixx...I'm just grateful my last name isn't Shooter.
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| Funny, but real names...
Posted: 12/8/2007 7:04:58 PM | here's a couple,
Phill Mcavity
and my own personal favourite
Roger Ness-Soames | |
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Posted: 12/8/2007 7:15:17 PM | He he, some of these are too funny, makes you wonder what some parents were thinking when they named their kids..............!!
Being in the medical field, I have come across a few names that have made me giggle......
A plastic surgeon called Dr Fix and a urologist called Dr Long............
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Posted: 12/9/2007 1:37:59 PM | these are all priceless!
years ago an acquaintance, whose last name was Pence, said if he had kids, he would name his son Dwight Picket or a daughter Barb Wire. I sure hope he was kiddin'!
But I do have friends who's last name is Day, and they named their daughter Holly.
I grew up in a Dutch/German farm community. I had a friend in HS who's last name was VanOpdorp. We joked that no matter who she married, she couldn't do worse, but she wound up marrying a Schlossnagle.
 no dancing pickles for me! | |
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Posted: 12/9/2007 3:36:08 PM | ........used to work with a guy named Richard Head, and yes, everyone did indeed call him Dic k; in fact, if u didn't he'd laugh and insist on it. Those of us with the name Dic k have to have a sense of humor. 
Gil (u guess my last name LOL) / airedale53
London, KY | |
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Posted: 12/9/2007 3:46:00 PM | I know offically.
A Summer Spring.
A Winter North.
A Woodstock.
A Dweazle.
Nowhere as bad as Frank Zappa's kid tho. Moonunit? Outch! | |
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Posted: 12/9/2007 10:38:50 PM | oh great!
Dwight Picket Pence marries Sixx ...Pence.
good god. now i have to screen who i date by names!! | |
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Posted: 12/10/2007 12:32:39 PM | My first name's Shaun......I wonder if I should change my last name by deedpoll to
K Hun t
I'd be Shaun K Hunt then
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Posted: 12/10/2007 4:02:13 PM | how about this one, I had a friend that was a bill collector and her debtors name was:
GINA DOODOO (same spelling) poor woman!
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Posted: 12/10/2007 4:30:31 PM | I knew a girl at high school who's name was Teresa Green
Have recently heard of a private investigator in Perth who's name is Chuck Norris, and yes seriously his name is really Chuck Norris.. not even shorted from anything else!!??
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Posted: 12/10/2007 8:35:50 PM | When I was in high school, I couldn't believe all the weird names. Must be a lot of hippies in my hometown because here's a list of people I either knew personally or had a class with:
Autumn, Sunshine, Winter, Summer, Cookie and Candy Crumble (sisters), Rainy, Cash, Elvis, Rhiannon (like the song), Israel, Mr. Hiney, Mr. Tegethoff (sounds like 'Take it off', which is what we always said when asking him something), Mrs. Mamoth (someone on the yearbook staff printed her name as 'Wooly Mamoth'. The names people choose for their kids, geez. | |
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| Funny, but real names...
Posted: 12/11/2007 1:26:15 AM | | Back home we had a dentist by the name of Letzel, nothing funny you may well say 'cept for the fact that letzel is Dutch for personal injury | |
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| Funny, but real names...
Posted: 12/11/2007 9:05:40 AM | | A lot of good ones here. My kids went to school with kids by the last name of Bytheway-that always cracked me up. | |
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Posted: 12/11/2007 2:51:52 PM | I have a friend who married into the last name Lakes, her first child, who was a girl was named Summer and her second, which was a boy was named Rivers. It might not be funny to some people but I couldn't help but laugh when I first found out there names..of course I walked outside.... | |
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Posted: 12/11/2007 7:51:13 PM | Knew a guy whose real name was Dusty Donald Duck.
Seriously.
I always loved the name Anastasia Beaverhausen though.
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Posted: 12/11/2007 8:02:12 PM | | Ihave afriend that works in a hotel. she once had a guy come in and check in but forgot to get his id. the name on the card was Dude. seriously. she asked him why his parents named him that and he said he was the baby of 12 yes 12 and by the time they got to him they had no idea what to call him. so Dude it was. | |
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