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 Sinsinnati

Joined: 3/6/2007
Msg: 101
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Posted: 12/27/2007 9:58:56 AM
Had a customer years ago named: Dimples Pits

No one believed it was real until we pulled her credit. Sure enough, real name.
 Diboater

Joined: 8/23/2007
Msg: 102
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Posted: 12/27/2007 10:38:15 AM
In high school we had a guy named, John Cox. Unfortunately, he also had a sister but I can't remember her first name.

At work we had a Woosuk.
 cid918

Joined: 11/4/2007
Msg: 103
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Posted: 12/27/2007 4:34:46 PM
OMG.........I am laughing so hard, I am crying!
 brillebruder1968

Joined: 11/28/2007
Msg: 104
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Posted: 12/27/2007 8:07:38 PM
Many years ago I booked a flight for a chap called Roman Warrior
 KatyH1981

Joined: 11/24/2007
Msg: 105
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Posted: 12/27/2007 9:52:17 PM
I went to college with a guy named Cody Schoonover, even the teacher called him Screwnover the first day.

I used to work at Medicaid also, and good grief the names we used to get, can't remember them now, but they were a mouthful.

Also there is a little town in alabama I used to live near called Semen
 looksforfun

Joined: 12/14/2007
Msg: 106
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Posted: 12/28/2007 5:44:50 PM
The owner of a big grocery chain....Loblaws....well turns out for real that Mr. Loblaws' first name is Bob...Bob Loblaw.... say that 10 times fast.....blah blah blah blah
 rav4rules

Joined: 12/3/2007
Msg: 107
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Posted: 12/29/2007 4:01:24 AM
Ok I know a Dr Pain, and an Offeila Leg,**** Bird, Richard Hole (Dick Hole) and Gaye Hole is his sister lol. Some people just dont think when they name there kids hey?
Went to school with Chris Cross.
 KatyH1981

Joined: 11/24/2007
Msg: 108
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Posted: 12/29/2007 3:06:01 PM
My Dentist as a child was Dr. Kruger
 chinagal

Joined: 12/25/2007
Msg: 109
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Posted: 12/29/2007 10:18:16 PM
William Wanker.....willy wanker???
 cupids.victim

Joined: 9/22/2007
Msg: 110
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Posted: 12/30/2007 6:49:11 PM
i know a Rose Bush and a Melody Musick..
 4girls and me

Joined: 11/3/2007
Msg: 111
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Posted: 12/30/2007 8:24:21 PM
Although already named, Mike Weir is a Canadian professional golfer.

I also knew a Phil Mc Cann
 sassykat63

Joined: 10/8/2007
Msg: 112
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Posted: 12/30/2007 8:40:25 PM
best ones from work
Anne Tique
Dr Harry Potter (wonder if he got his degree at Hogwarts School of Medicine?)
Wayne Dwopp (poor kid, they probably thought he had a speech impediment when he started school)
 soulmate08

Joined: 12/30/2007
Msg: 113
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Posted: 1/3/2008 4:15:48 PM
well, In australia the short/nic for richard is**** and there was an unfortunate boy at high school..called richard head.
poor kid.
 tootsyloots

Joined: 11/8/2007
Msg: 114
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Posted: 1/10/2008 5:50:44 PM
my sister and my best friend both married and got jones as a last name... my friend always wanted to call her daughter India and my sister wanted Indianna.....thank-god they both had boys!!!!! altho after reading these posts indianna jones isnt that bad!
 Pantherrrrr642001

Joined: 6/10/2007
Msg: 115
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Posted: 1/10/2008 7:31:05 PM
Iona Lam ( my chemistry teachers daughter and they owned a sheep farm too! UGH)
today I saw a lady named Isla Wite ( yup she's British!)
Janet Orr ( janitor?)
I went to school with Christopher Columbus ( no I am NOT that old!)
a g/f worked with a gal named Marsha Mellow
in Edmonton I worked with Dr.'s D1ckout and Feaver.
Sukhwinder Bahdsmel... needs No explanation.
the worst for kid I once knew, Richard Grewc0ck,... WHO in their right mind calls their kid D1ck Grewc0ck????
 Red_Sasha34

Joined: 10/30/2005
Msg: 116
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Posted: 1/10/2008 8:01:03 PM
I used to go to school with a girl named Tally How, but she always got called Tally ho.
 gaited

Joined: 11/3/2007
Msg: 117
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Posted: 1/10/2008 10:00:10 PM
This is actually a combo of two names, but was quite funny. In my sister's class years ago were two boys called up to the front of the class to pair up for a project. Without thinking about it, or missing a beat the teacher called out, "Would Frank and Stein please come up here"?
 Pantherrrrr642001

Joined: 6/10/2007
Msg: 118
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Posted: 1/10/2008 11:11:55 PM
I forgot about the "party girl" I knew of as a teen,... Linda Goodenuff. I heard she was.
 exxess

Joined: 1/31/2006
Msg: 119
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Posted: 2/2/2008 3:20:39 PM
I went to the gas station yesterday and the tag on the attendant's read " CHIT"
 Solitarygal

Joined: 9/17/2007
Msg: 120
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Posted: 2/9/2008 10:45:21 PM
I heard of a lady by the name of Ida Klein (I decline).
 DonQ

Joined: 1/10/2008
Msg: 121
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Posted: 3/18/2008 10:03:15 AM
When I was in the AF & stationed in Korea, the new Operations Officer came in to do the meet & greet with the troops. He introduced himself as Col (O-6) Richard "call me**** Head. I looked him in the eyes while shaking his hand and told him I just couldn't do that.
 NCRosebud

Joined: 2/15/2008
Msg: 122
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Posted: 3/18/2008 11:00:57 AM
We have a subcontractor named Harry Boody!

Every time he calls I think...."His mother must not have wanted that child!"

Rose Mary
 sinmage82z

Joined: 5/15/2007
Msg: 123
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Posted: 3/18/2008 1:17:35 PM
In the Navy we had a guy whose last name is Stain. It was hilarious when he was called out over the 1MC (PA system) "Seaman Stain report to laundry".
 marg_mh_ab

Joined: 11/28/2007
Msg: 124
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Posted: 3/18/2008 1:46:57 PM
Ex-sis-in-law: Minnie Freake really!!!
Her sis-in-law: Gay Freake
Old boyfriend: Nestor Zuk
 thatguy276

Joined: 7/9/2007
Msg: 125
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Posted: 3/18/2008 6:13:33 PM
My first Squadron Commander in the US Air Force was (no kidding) Major Wood. I still have a copy of orders with his rank and name on them.
Also a Dr my dad use to see was an Asian man named Wong-sic-hong.
My former mother-in-law met a lady who called her daughter Female (pronounced fee-mall-ay); she said it was the name the hospital gave her. Ya can't make this stuff up people...
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