| Funny, but real names... Posted: 12/27/2007 9:58:56 AM | Had a customer years ago named: Dimples Pits
No one believed it was real until we pulled her credit. Sure enough, real name. | |
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| Funny, but real names... Posted: 12/27/2007 10:38:15 AM | In high school we had a guy named, John Cox. Unfortunately, he also had a sister but I can't remember her first name.
At work we had a Woosuk. | |
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| Funny, but real names... Posted: 12/27/2007 9:52:17 PM | I went to college with a guy named Cody Schoonover, even the teacher called him Screwnover the first day.
I used to work at Medicaid also, and good grief the names we used to get, can't remember them now, but they were a mouthful.
Also there is a little town in alabama I used to live near called Semen | |
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| Funny, but real names... Posted: 12/28/2007 5:44:50 PM | The owner of a big grocery chain....Loblaws....well turns out for real that Mr. Loblaws' first name is Bob...Bob Loblaw.... say that 10 times fast.....blah blah blah blah  | |
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| Funny, but real names... Posted: 12/29/2007 4:01:24 AM | Ok I know a Dr Pain, and an Offeila Leg,**** Bird, Richard Hole (Dick Hole) and Gaye Hole is his sister lol. Some people just dont think when they name there kids hey? Went to school with Chris Cross. | |
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| Funny, but real names... Posted: 12/30/2007 8:24:21 PM | Although already named, Mike Weir is a Canadian professional golfer.
I also knew a Phil Mc Cann | |
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| Funny, but real names... Posted: 12/30/2007 8:40:25 PM | best ones from work Anne Tique Dr Harry Potter (wonder if he got his degree at Hogwarts School of Medicine?) Wayne Dwopp (poor kid, they probably thought he had a speech impediment when he started school) | |
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| Funny, but real names... Posted: 1/3/2008 4:15:48 PM | well, In australia the short/nic for richard is**** and there was an unfortunate boy at high school..called richard head. poor kid. | |
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| Funny, but real names... Posted: 1/10/2008 5:50:44 PM | | my sister and my best friend both married and got jones as a last name... my friend always wanted to call her daughter India and my sister wanted Indianna.....thank-god they both had boys!!!!! altho after reading these posts indianna jones isnt that bad! | |
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| Funny, but real names... Posted: 1/10/2008 7:31:05 PM | Iona Lam ( my chemistry teachers daughter and they owned a sheep farm too! UGH) today I saw a lady named Isla Wite ( yup she's British!) Janet Orr ( janitor?) I went to school with Christopher Columbus ( no I am NOT that old!) a g/f worked with a gal named Marsha Mellow in Edmonton I worked with Dr.'s D1ckout and Feaver. Sukhwinder Bahdsmel... needs No explanation. the worst for kid I once knew, Richard Grewc0ck,... WHO in their right mind calls their kid D1ck Grewc0ck???? | |
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| Funny, but real names... Posted: 1/10/2008 8:01:03 PM | | I used to go to school with a girl named Tally How, but she always got called Tally ho. | |
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| Funny, but real names... Posted: 1/10/2008 10:00:10 PM | This is actually a combo of two names, but was quite funny. In my sister's class years ago were two boys called up to the front of the class to pair up for a project. Without thinking about it, or missing a beat the teacher called out, "Would Frank and Stein please come up here"?  | |
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| Funny, but real names... Posted: 1/10/2008 11:11:55 PM | | I forgot about the "party girl" I knew of as a teen,... Linda Goodenuff. I heard she was. | |
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| Funny, but real names... Posted: 2/2/2008 3:20:39 PM | | I went to the gas station yesterday and the tag on the attendant's read " CHIT" | |
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| Funny, but real names... Posted: 3/18/2008 10:03:15 AM | | When I was in the AF & stationed in Korea, the new Operations Officer came in to do the meet & greet with the troops. He introduced himself as Col (O-6) Richard "call me**** Head. I looked him in the eyes while shaking his hand and told him I just couldn't do that. | |
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| Funny, but real names... Posted: 3/18/2008 11:00:57 AM | We have a subcontractor named Harry Boody!
Every time he calls I think...."His mother must not have wanted that child!" 
Rose Mary | |
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| Funny, but real names... Posted: 3/18/2008 1:17:35 PM | | In the Navy we had a guy whose last name is Stain. It was hilarious when he was called out over the 1MC (PA system) "Seaman Stain report to laundry". | |
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| Funny, but real names... Posted: 3/18/2008 1:46:57 PM | Ex-sis-in-law: Minnie Freake really!!! Her sis-in-law: Gay Freake Old boyfriend: Nestor Zuk | |
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| Funny, but real names... Posted: 3/18/2008 6:13:33 PM | My first Squadron Commander in the US Air Force was (no kidding) Major Wood. I still have a copy of orders with his rank and name on them. Also a Dr my dad use to see was an Asian man named Wong-sic-hong. My former mother-in-law met a lady who called her daughter Female (pronounced fee-mall-ay); she said it was the name the hospital gave her. Ya can't make this stuff up people... | |
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