| Funny, but real names...
Posted: 3/25/2008 9:22:53 PM |  Snoop Doggy Dog-Pooh best one!
few real ones:
worked with Rod Harry Brown....say it backwards
Bonka......pronounced "B" onka
Twins names Lemonjello & Orangello.....that's what their Mom craved while pregnant | |
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| Funny, but real names...
Posted: 3/25/2008 9:43:56 PM | | my friend goes to a doctor whose name is Richard Head... a.k.a "Dick Head" | |
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| Funny, but real names...
Posted: 3/27/2008 3:45:02 AM | my ex's uncle's name
Harry Ball :-) LMAO
and there was a name i spotted in the phone book once
Last name Fried - first name Helmut say it together Fried Helmut | |
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| Funny, but real names...
Posted: 3/27/2008 7:41:32 PM | okay I gotta share
worked with a guy name J. B. ******. He enlisted in the army and the clerk said he had to have full names. He said that's what his mother named him, it was on his birth certificate. So the clerk completed the forms and told him to go home and wait for his induction papers.
Several weeks later he got his letter, addressed to Jonly Bonly (J only B only), a true story.
okay, one more...
I am of mexican descent and married a caucasian girl years ago. She introduced me to her dad... "Dad this is Ricky, Ricky this is my dad "Whitey". Uh, ok, so what's his real name? And he says, it's ok, you can call me Whitey. I said, not on your life, can you see me trying to get your attention in a crowded place... a brown skin calling out "Hey! Whitey!"... so I called him dad, which caused just as much confusion...
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| Funny, but real names...
Posted: 3/28/2008 4:52:05 AM | | I went to high school with some fraternal twins. They were probably the most well-known in the whole school, but who wouldn't be with names like****Less and Ruth Less. | |
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| Funny, but real names...
Posted: 3/28/2008 6:15:17 AM | | Knew a kid back in grade school. His name was Harry Johnson. Serious!!! Ha!! | |
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| Funny, but real names...
Posted: 3/28/2008 6:30:29 PM | I worked at a laboratory in the DNA department and I thought someone was joking when they told me the name of the child.......
"thetwelvedaysofchristmas"!
I honestly couldn't believe it until I looked at the paperwork myself!
Another one named their child "Cocaine"
then there's a fella who had the last name of"Dilltiddy" | |
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| Funny, but real names...
Posted: 3/29/2008 2:28:16 AM | I knew a guy named Phil Hacio and I had a teacher named Adam Baum but the best was a guy named Stu Pedjerk
If marshall faulk married Ivana Trump she'd be Ivana Faulk
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| Funny, but real names...
Posted: 3/29/2008 7:12:10 AM | | I once met Mr and Mrs Pipe. I never knew when I spoke to them at the party (well I wouldn't have been able to talk to them had I known) but was told later thattheir new born son was called Dwayne. | |
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| Funny, but real names...
Posted: 3/30/2008 9:20:03 AM | Files that have come across my desk:
Dr. Brain, Ken Tuckey,Ivy Plant, Rose-Marie Rose
I knew a lady whose surname was Nurse. Guess what her profession was? You got it...
Nurse Nurse | |
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| Funny, but real names...
Posted: 3/31/2008 6:38:18 AM | I had a Doctor named Payne.
Years ago Harry Leggs applied for a job. | |
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| Funny, but real names...
Posted: 3/31/2008 3:48:58 PM |
I think Frank Zappa named his kids Moon Unit and Diva Muffin, thats gotta take the cake.
His four children:
Moon Unit,
Dweezil,
Ahmet Emuukha Rodan and
Diva Thin Muffin Pigeen.
Good drugs, that's all I can say... really good drugs. | |
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| Funny, but real names...
Posted: 4/1/2008 1:18:03 PM | | i see hundreds of funny names through work as im always checking passengers boarding cards at a local airport, pity i can never remeber any. | |
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| Funny, but real names...
Posted: 4/3/2008 9:24:36 AM | ok here are 5 i picked of some baording cards at work:
Malcom Early
Anne Nobbs - Shorten it makes - A Nobbs
Jamie Deboo <- more strange than funny
Andrew Chance - Shorten it makes - A Chance
Steve Willymans | |
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| Funny, but real names...
Posted: 4/3/2008 4:08:28 PM | guy a knew named
RICHARD C*CKBURN for short called him D*CK C*CKBURN | |
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| Funny, but real names...
Posted: 4/5/2008 9:47:35 PM | | My friend Will, well his last name is Bates, I call him Master Bater... | |
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Posted: 4/6/2008 6:28:38 PM | In customer service we have to read what ever names are on the screen, sometimes it's a little harder than others.
Harry Peter, there's Bunny Crankshaft the truck driver, but I lost it, when I had to ask ........ for Mr. Baker Pooter. | |
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| Funny, but real names...
Posted: 4/8/2008 8:33:46 PM |
worked with a guy name J. B. ******. He enlisted in the army and the clerk said he had to have full names. He said that's what his mother named him, it was on his birth certificate. So the clerk completed the forms and told him to go home and wait for his induction papers. Several weeks later he got his letter, addressed to Jonly Bonly (J only B only), a true story.
I heard this same joke from a comedian named Henry Cho.
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| Funny, but real names...
Posted: 4/8/2008 11:16:06 PM | Harry Plummer Yes, his real name was Harry (it was not short for Harold, and he was actually hairy)
another dude:
Jack Aycock He was a cool dude, but how could you not be cool with a name like jack-a-cock. (Oh, and his real name was Jack, it was not a nickname for John.)
I met a girl once who was named
Amanda Cook Ok, might not seem that funny, so her parents might not have done it on purpose, but I use to say to her "Where's Amanda Cook and Clean" or "I need Amanda Cook and Clean"... sound it out... "A Man to Cook and Clean".
I ran into her one day and she was engaged. Her last name was going to change from Cook to Kitchen. Hahahahaha. | |
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| Funny, but real names...
Posted: 4/9/2008 5:50:10 AM | I went to high school with a guy named Tommy Glasscöck.
What made this extra funny was that he was an amateur boxer, and if you know anything about boxing, a weak fighter is known as a glassjaw.
Then there were Poon Nan Tang and Douglas Booty.
And I still snicker at Hall of Fame baseball player Al Kaline. | |
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