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 isanybodyoutthere

Joined: 11/9/2007
Msg: 176
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Posted: 4/9/2008 9:56:14 AM
I once had a ball coach named "Harry Carry"
A class mate of mine named her daughter "Crystal Shanda" thier last name was Leer
How about "Richard Bender"

What are parents thinking when they name thier children.
 iddybiddymeeee

Joined: 4/23/2007
Msg: 177
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Posted: 4/10/2008 10:52:54 PM
Doctor names are interesting and I've known a few.

Cardiopulmonary Dr. Jack Kanoff......not joking here!!
OB/GYN named Dr. Kreuger
ER Dr. Michael Jackson
another ER Dr. C. King Bibby

 iddybiddymeeee

Joined: 4/23/2007
Msg: 178
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Posted: 4/11/2008 11:32:36 PM
oh, one more... Dr. Slaughter.... ER doctor though, not surgery . lol
 Wilf Huckitt

Joined: 3/29/2008
Msg: 179
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Posted: 4/12/2008 1:22:39 AM
One of these days I have to legally change my name to this and run for Prime Minister
One of my nics in the chats used to be Phil A Sheo


Had a distant cousin named Athol Playfair! No Lisp on the Athol!
 Wilf Huckitt

Joined: 3/29/2008
Msg: 180
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Posted: 4/12/2008 1:45:00 AM
lmao I know a place here in B.C called Likely!! sure wanted to paint Not Friggin above it!! hahahaha
 SmilingSalmon

Joined: 12/27/2007
Msg: 181
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Posted: 4/12/2008 2:32:59 AM
That Ima Hog and Ura Hog, the twin sisters, were in their 90's when they died maybe 20 years ago, so no one went to dinner at with their dad and no one is handling their legal cases that has posted here.....LOL good try. In fact, I don't think they were twins, just sisters.

There is a hopital in Dallas called Deadman's.

I also knew of an Asian woman named Suk Long Dong
 terdle

Joined: 8/6/2007
Msg: 182
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Posted: 4/12/2008 5:48:47 AM
I know two kids whose parents should be shot - Dangelo Johnson and Johnson Johnson...

And went to school with a girl named Ina Butte, poor girl.
 Sandia123

Joined: 2/26/2008
Msg: 183
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Posted: 4/13/2008 5:21:09 PM
I went to school with a Ryder Strong and a Ryder Moore. yeah when they got called to the office, everyone always busted a gut. I also worked with a guy (seriously) named Anus Bidddet ( as in the toilet water flushy thing). he was foreign so it was pronounced ANN-us bideTT, but couldn't help myself when calling him to the front cash at sport chek..... bahaha.
 42 4 U

Joined: 2/18/2008
Msg: 184
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Posted: 4/13/2008 11:55:13 PM
-Stu Pidasso
-schmellie Phardtz
-Puhl Mahfingah
 itsmeinco

Joined: 5/18/2006
Msg: 185
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Posted: 4/14/2008 12:09:33 AM
In defense of the Hoggs (two Gs). I grew up in Texas and the story I heard was that they wanted their daughters to be able to make it on their own without relying on their family name, so when asked their names at social functions, they would just give their first names.

Ura isn't so bad, but Ima is just mean.
 blondie_661

Joined: 4/24/2006
Msg: 186
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Posted: 4/15/2008 2:22:54 PM
A long time ago, at work I came across a file for Harry Boyle - ewwwww!
 elfduck

Joined: 4/10/2008
Msg: 187
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Posted: 4/15/2008 9:49:28 PM
inmiddle school i new this kid. he had a normal first name. it was ivan. and in school when taking role he was the only one called by his first name. so one day i asked the teacher why. she simply handed me the rols sheet. his last name was ****Wagon. poor kid. other than me and maybe a few of his close friends i dont think that any one knew his last name for fear of torment!
 elfduck

Joined: 4/10/2008
Msg: 188
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Posted: 4/15/2008 9:52:50 PM
there is an asian lady that comes in to radioshack( where my fiance works) often. i dont know her last name but her first name is porn. seriously. i joke with him all the time..."did you see porn today?"
 dixie66

Joined: 7/30/2007
Msg: 189
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Posted: 4/26/2008 10:45:51 AM
Urologist in Tampa Florida.....Dr.****urn....explain to a patient your refering them.....lmao
 Jozepha

Joined: 5/30/2008
Msg: 190
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Posted: 7/3/2008 6:59:52 AM
Here are some people from places I've lived . . .

Clay Sheets (not even short for Clayton)
Rusty Butt (Rusty could have been a nickname--but I don't think it was)
Harry Peters and his daughter Amber Peters

While in high school at a track meet I was with some friends that were ready to throw the shot put---Jane Balls and Michelle Peters---over the loud speaker. . . . . . "Peters in the hole, Balls on deck"
 verygreeneyez

Joined: 3/15/2006
Msg: 191
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Posted: 7/4/2008 4:31:32 PM
High school classmates:
Honey Bear and her brother Smokey (I'm sooo not kidding, their van was called the Bear Den ~ who would do that to their kids? LOL)
Truli Nice

My former gyno:
Dr. Lester Ho
 Ur Xoxo

Joined: 7/16/2007
Msg: 192
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Posted: 7/4/2008 6:24:36 PM
Peter Gerchanovsky... I know I'm such a jerk off now. LOL
 jojoaus

Joined: 10/28/2007
Msg: 193
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Posted: 7/5/2008 4:20:14 AM
OK..got a few. Saw an ad for a visiting guitar player a few months ago... last name Fartash-Narni... soooooooo silly!!. Local real estate guy?****Payne. Local funeral home? Stan Crapp... I so want a Crapp funeral... My French teacher in high school was Mr Fairey. My bloke found twins called Benson and Hedges. I went to school with
Polly Avery (well i think thats funny anyway!!). My ex was a bit of a hippie... had frinds with kids called Leaf and Fern. As other posters have said, some prents need to be shot!
 grilledsalmon

Joined: 8/7/2007
Msg: 194
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Posted: 7/5/2008 6:10:42 AM
These are funny!
 plumb5150

Joined: 2/27/2007
Msg: 195
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Posted: 7/5/2008 6:57:22 AM
Haywood Jablome is good name to use for any type of sign in sheet or reservation.

On the credits for the TV show Happy Days, one of the producers last name is Fukuto.
 James_in_SD

Joined: 7/3/2006
Msg: 196
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Posted: 7/5/2008 8:55:59 AM
Malcolm Magnesia.
 maddy67

Joined: 4/11/2008
Msg: 197
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Posted: 7/5/2008 9:13:34 AM
Not so much completely funny names more unfortunate, well it was for this Cricket commentator who during a match commentary said...

"the batsman is Holding, the bowlers Willey"
Stuff of legend!!
 texaskiwi

Joined: 1/30/2007
Msg: 198
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Posted: 7/6/2008 3:55:19 AM
Know of a farrier whose name is Danel Boone. He brought a young man with him to the barn and his name is Davy Crocket.
There is also a doctor in a large hospital in Baltimore , Maryland who's name is Doc Holiday. At least he did not have TB.
 o0ojust_a_girlo0o

Joined: 8/6/2007
Msg: 199
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Posted: 7/6/2008 5:49:15 AM
well... i have heard a few names that made me laugh..

harry butt ( yes its a real name)
i also had a bus driver whos name was moby****.. like wtf eh HAHA!
umm what about Al Bino lol
Ali Katt
Anna Prentice (an apprentice)
Anna Recksiek (anorexic)
Anna Sasin
Anne Teak
B.A. Ware
Barb Dwyer
Barb E. Dahl
Bea Minor and Dee Major
Bud Wieser (real college math teacher)
Candace Spencer (can dispenser)
Cheri Pitts, Harry Pitts
Chris Coe
Chris Cross
Chris P. Bacon
Constance Noring
Crystal Ball
Crystal Claire Waters
Dick Bender (real sports person)
Dick Burns
Dick Bush (real person)
Dick Finder (real name of a urologist)
Dick Head,****Hertz
Dick Hyman (famous jazz musician)
Dick Hunter (my junior high principal - really!)
Dick Mussell
Dick Pole (real major league baseball player)
Dick Rasch (real person)
Dick Swett
Dick Tator
Dick Trickle (real person, a NASCAR driver)
Dilbert Pickles
Dinah Soares
hahahaha okies im gonna stop with those.. lol i can go on FOREVER!! LMAO!
 MotherOfEight

Joined: 2/16/2007
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Posted: 7/6/2008 5:11:09 PM
Wayne King

Phil McCrackin
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