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| what your ad should really say
Posted: 2/28/2008 9:34:15 PM | My Ad:
A-type personality. Hate procrastination, like things neat and orderly, do it right the first time and won't give up until it is done and done right. I can be too independent at times and won't ask others for anything or help.
Rarely watch TV except for Prison Break and Cashmere Mafia. Getting me to relax is watching a DVD and cuddling with someone. (guess I haven't relaxed in a loooong time)
I am picky on my beverages. Only Diet Coke for soda and Corona for beer. I believe in drinking water and I have a coffee addiction. Iced when it is hot and hot when it is cold. Seafood and Chinese are my favorite foods.
I have to go to the gym or I get stressed. I love to spend the day outside working around the pool and yard.
Hockey is my favorite sport.
I am rarely in a bad mood and have never been considered or called ****y. I am known to be the one who makes everyone laugh. I have a witty and sometimes sick sense of humor.
I was told by my last boyfriend that I brush my teeth too much!
I believe in doing what you say. It peeves me when people don't.
I can get along with just about anyone, but if I don't like you,(because you are cynical, negative, complainer, snide etc) I won't wast my time. If you are my friend, family etc., I will give my heart and soul to you.
Sometimes I live in my own world, so people think I am aloof. Usually it is because I am always thinking of what I need to do next.
I beat up my best friend when I was 13. She was known as the bully in junior high and I was the only one who stood up to her when we got into a fight. I have always stood my ground since.
The worst thing in life that has happened to me has been losing my mom when I was 29. She never got to be a grandma to my kids or be there when I needed mom advice.
I learned that if I could survive losing her, I could survive anything else in life.
I would rather be in no relationship than a wrong one. I am the one who usually has done the breaking up.
I don't have a fear of heights but have a fear of falling. I will not go on a Ferris Wheel and I don't like coming down off ladders. I would rather go to the dentist than the eye dr. Hate having my eyes dilated and never had to have anything major done with my teeth. | |
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| what your ad should really say
Posted: 2/29/2008 12:48:18 PM | -do not completely immerse in alcohol, try adding a small quantity on a sample area until desired reaction is achieved. -warning: may dance, laugh loudly, forget things, use the F word excessively (generally embarrass the hell out of you) -if given too much alcohol.
-this product may react in an unstable manor when introduced to excessive quantities of tipsy females.
-store at temperatures above 75 degrees -keep covered when not in use.
-do not leave unattended, use with adult supervision
-clean up with soap and water then towel dry -do not iron, wax or tumble dry
-avoid operating heavy machinery after exposure to this product for long periods of time.
-read all instructions carefully, for best results: top off/check all fluids before operating.
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