| What makes you horny?
Posted: 3/14/2008 8:17:22 AM | The guy who knows me well enough to know that a day/week has been stressful and takes care of some my busywork without even being asked. 
It could be as small as taking out the recycling, or putting away my dishes, or bringing my favorite take-out curry when I had said earlier that week that I would cook him dinner that night.
That kind of compassion alleviates that distracting "I still have to check that off of my list before I can relax," feeling, and it makes him my hero! 
Thoughtfulness really turns me on...
I might still be tired, but I could just find my second wind when unburdened! | |
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| What makes you horny?
Posted: 3/17/2008 1:44:56 PM | | your #5. being touched in just right way will always get me. | |
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| What makes you horny?
Posted: 3/17/2008 11:36:11 PM | | Right about now... A man who can help me with my homework. | |
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| What makes you horny?
Posted: 5/4/2008 10:09:09 AM | Wow! What a thread!
A look, a kiss, a touch, saying my name in a warm voice...
Women from skinny to curvy that throw back their shoulders and strut like they want to make everyone that sees them sweat. I've known several that seem to move like this naturally. I want to rip their clothes off and 'do' them right there!
I'm very tactile. A few hours, some light oil (10 weight not 30 :-), and a lady that likes progressive foot rubs (tm). By the time I get to her head she's usually asleep, but when she wakes up she's relaxed and in that beautiful dream haze. Then it's time do get a little more serious ;-) Good incense and a single candle work right for the mood.
A great view, like standing on the cliffs above the Green Sand beach at South Point on the Big Island. Standing looking in awe at the view, turning for a serious kiss, finding a semi hidden place and digging a couple of towels out of my pack (to lay on, keeps the sand out :-). My clothes have long since disappeared.
That view is even better if we've packed in, and found a place way back of beyond, pristine, primeval, no beer cans...
There's a quote from Edward Abbey, it's long so I put it on my profile rather than post it here. It describes even better the place I'd like to find. And Yes, being there with someone that also appreciated it would be a huge turn on.
Merv | |
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| What makes you horny?
Posted: 5/4/2008 10:02:01 PM | | Back Dimples... yes, those two cute (or too cute) indentations on each side of the spine on a woman's lower back. Only a small few are blessed with this feature, but it drives me WILD! | |
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| What makes you horny?
Posted: 5/5/2008 5:36:43 PM | Women.
What's that, too vague? You want me to be more specific??
Well alright...
Women who can sing...women who can dance...women who can draw...women who can pole dance...women that are double jointed...women that have been dipped in chocolate sauce...A woman in a whip cream bikini...
What's that???
I'm bein' TOO specific???
Well make up your mind already!
SHeeSH!
heeheehee
I like women who are funny & playful...I like women with a sarcastic fiesty personality, and a woman with a great booty or flat tummy always gets two thumbs up Heck even Siskel gives that a thumbs up and he's been taking a dirt nap for how long?? hehehehe
All of those things tend to get the coals roastin'
But what really gets my wagon wheels rollin' (whatever the heck that means) is when a woman uses the pouty lip or gives me the ol' come hither look...can you say "Allllllriiiiight! Giggity Giggity Giggity!"
Synchronize SWATCHES, the launch codes have been locked in! Time to think about baseball or Chewbacca doing the  dance! Whatever works for ya fellas!
But I digress...
With my luck she'll have one lazy eye givin' me the come hither look and the other will be goin' all BUGGED out like she's just seen the world's largest spider!
DEAD S-E-X-X-X-Y 
On a side note...
When it's been awhile...and the priests & monks have begun mocking me for not having any game...grrrrrrrrrrrrr...just a gentle summer's breeze 'll do the trick! BOiiiiiiiiiiiNG! hehehe  | |
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| What makes you horny?
Posted: 5/5/2008 5:55:29 PM | | Cocaine, beer, strip clubs, pornography. All the physical things that don't involve romance. | |
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| What makes you horny?
Posted: 5/5/2008 9:40:04 PM |
Let's start with two glasses of wine and a certain look....
brighterone,
I find that wine makes women hornier than any other alcoholic drink - why that is, I don't know! Even if it's a low alcoholic content...
However, there is nothing that will make a man drop like a rock from a sky (what it is that exactly drops, I'm sure you know!) than a woman that will burp after drinking wine...this happened to me not once, not twice, but thrice!
No wonder you won't find me driving down Napa and Sonoma to do some wine tasting! | |
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| What makes you horny?
Posted: 5/13/2008 6:25:25 AM | ^^^^^
I find that wine makes women hornier than any other alcoholic drink - why that is, I don't know! Even if it's a low alcoholic content...
I have seen this a lot...
I think it is an 'elegance' type of drink and that elegance goes hand in hand with romance. | |
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| What makes you horny?
Posted: 5/13/2008 7:58:38 AM |
I find that wine makes women hornier than any other alcoholic drink - why that is, I don't know! Even if it's a low alcoholic content... I have seen this a lot... I think it is an 'elegance' type of drink and that elegance goes hand in hand with romance.
Which is funny when you consider wine gives many people headaches. Horny but yet "no; sorry, I got a terrible headache" LOL. | |
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| What makes you horny?
Posted: 5/13/2008 8:15:03 AM | Alcohol in general, dampens inhibitions and dulls the senses. Hence the legend about men trying to get women drunk on dates. This strategy does not work well with women getting men drunk. It interferes with, umm, performance.
In moderation, it's reputation as a "social lubricant" is pretty accurate. It's a fine line though, one minute you are social and fun, the next minute you can be really quite stupid.
If you don't drink water at the same time, alcohol dehydrates and you will get a headache. In fact, drinking water with your drinks, will often prevent a hangover. Not that I am encouraging that sort of behavior, mind you. | |
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| What makes you horny?
Posted: 5/21/2008 11:20:04 AM | Large areolas...........w/moderate sized to large boobz. Teazing.........,a good conversation. A glance at a grocery store. A chase-scene that ended in a car wreck down my street(you know who you are if you read this ). My flight attendant nieghbor(to bad you moved). My ex next door nieghbor renter( bummed when you got back with your ex)...........then moved.
Awe hell...................this post is making me horny now! | |
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| What makes you horny?
Posted: 5/21/2008 12:14:47 PM | | Looking at the cucumbers in the grocery store, lol. Heck after 4 years of doing without even the letter S in sex can do it for me. That's a banana? Now there's a thought. | |
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| What makes you horny?
Posted: 5/26/2008 6:06:18 AM | good conversation. and a sense of humor. if someone can make me laugh and treat me with respect... thats a good appetizer.
and a good kisser? thats the main course. everything after that is dessert.. | |
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