| What makes you horny?
Posted: 12/6/2007 4:41:26 PM |
Are you going to work for CalTrans or something?
Weeee! Another State 2-yr project that will take 20 years to complete! | |
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| What makes you horny?
Posted: 12/6/2007 5:54:10 PM |
Have to have some place to stash the bottle.
You left out a word there Serenity... Have to have some place to stash the BIG bottle. | |
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| What makes you horny?
Posted: 12/6/2007 6:11:16 PM | Everything.
...but I am working on it.
....thinking of taking that vow of celibacy.  | |
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| What makes you horny?
Posted: 12/6/2007 6:33:48 PM |
You left out a word there Serenity... Have to have some place to stash the BIG bottle.
Nope Grneyed, he didn't leave out any words... | |
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| What makes you horny?
Posted: 12/6/2007 6:47:02 PM | <...*scratches head
... You mean there's another option besides horny??? 
Ok, sure I have some... um... triggers.
My learning style is visual and tactile...
OMG... why am I sharing this with you????
This forum has the potential to bring back the reading public (that title alone!)... the lurkers looking for their flooring... so to speak, and you want me to share some of the most intimate stuff about myself?
I guess I still have some faith that others are reading this besides a few stalkers and the locals. Me thinks I've said more than enough already.
"Anything you post can not be deleted." | |
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| What makes you horny?
Posted: 12/6/2007 8:08:10 PM | Being tied to the bed, blind-folded and covered in hot fudge topping, with a Hungry Man in close proximity ....  | |
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| What makes you horny?
Posted: 12/6/2007 8:17:41 PM |
with a Hungry Man in close proximity You're taking TV dinners to bed? | |
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| What makes you horny?
Posted: 12/6/2007 8:20:07 PM | << snickers
Errrrrrr, that would be someone's nickname who's very fond of hot fudge  | |
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| What makes you horny?
Posted: 12/6/2007 8:25:43 PM | Why does the visual of Austin Powers' chest hair keep popping into my head .... ?  | |
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| What makes you horny?
Posted: 12/6/2007 8:53:13 PM |
Mormon missionaries.
I have come to the conclusion that missionaries are a gay man's kryptonite. It comes up *every* time. Pun intended.  | |
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| What makes you horny?
Posted: 12/6/2007 9:47:58 PM |
Weeee! Another State 2-yr project that will take 20 years to complete!
Now you have given me my belly laugh for the week.
I'll take a hot witty man who can rise to the occasion any day.  | |
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| What makes you horny?
Posted: 12/6/2007 11:09:51 PM |
Mormon misionaries in silk boxers. Never have experienced this but I am willing.
Last time I checked, "garments" were made of cotton. Sorry dude. Here is a picture of them:
http://home.teleport.com/~packham/garment.jpg
Tres sexy, no?
Oh I've already seen the photos when I was developing pictures. But fantasizing involves fantasy and not reality. And silk boxers it is.
I have come to the conclusion that missionaries are a gay man's kryptonite. It comes up *every* time. Pun intended.
LOL, Probably because I bring it up every time. I got a crush like school girls do on teen idols. | |
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| What makes you horny?
Posted: 12/7/2007 3:50:44 AM |
anyone seen any giant sized orange robes?
my first visual was a prison jumpsuit - lol - nothing personal
(maybe its just an OC thing)
OT: being up this early... oops, gotta go! | |
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| What makes you horny?
Posted: 12/7/2007 6:04:15 AM | Cats "dancing." Women wearing lamp shades. Birds "beaking."
Edit: Figuring out how to post messages this short. ; ) | |
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| What makes you horny?
Posted: 12/7/2007 8:51:40 AM | A girl that knows how to dance and knows how to do it well that is probably one of the biggest things for me.  | |
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| What makes you horny?
Posted: 12/7/2007 3:15:58 PM | when i can tell an attractive girl wants me
(its unusual) | |
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| What makes you horny?
Posted: 12/7/2007 4:05:29 PM | WHAT?? somebody call my name!!!....hot fudge topping, tie downs and a blindfold.
Is there a cute blonde involved in all this? Da---ummm, now I'm really HUNGRY! | |
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| What makes you horny?
Posted: 12/7/2007 5:17:56 PM | | Thank god I never went on my mission and stopped going to church. But to get to the topic at hand. I like anklets and thigh high stockings and when a woman kisses me around my neck and ears. BOING!! | |
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| What makes you horny?
Posted: 12/7/2007 5:47:07 PM |
Those metal viking hats with horns?
Ummm, wondering if it is the hat or the horn.....ahhh...I mean horns. | |
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