| What makes you horny?
Posted: 12/8/2007 1:27:09 AM |
Thank god I never went on my mission and stopped going to church. But to get to the topic at hand. I like anklets and thigh high stockings
And I bet you look smashing in those thigh high stockings! | |
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| What makes you horny?
Posted: 12/8/2007 10:43:47 AM |
Humpbacks humping!
"Hump? What hump?" Igor (That's eye-gor.)
And just how does a humpback hump?
Ok, now I feel inspired:
Just how much hum would a humpback hump if a humpback could hump hump? | |
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| What makes you horny?
Posted: 12/8/2007 2:17:38 PM | | Oh my! I'm tickled to find that I'm not the only one who thinks that a man in a tool belt is soooooooooooooooo hot. One of my very favorite date places is to go with a man to Home Depot! I'm also partial to men in uniforms, and men with their uniforms laying on the floor by the bed. I also have a secret yen for guys that are wearing those little wrestling suits, singlets I think they are called. Sadly, more men don't wear those.... | |
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| What makes you horny?
Posted: 12/8/2007 3:06:06 PM | I also have a secret yen for guys that are wearing those little wrestling suits, singlets I think they are called. Sadly, more men don't wear those....
You mean like this?
http://static2.matrixsports.com/images/products/98/e91afabc917a9ae2c0b3fc8e776aeed9.jpg
Should I wear it while shopping for produce at the local supermarket? How about while washing the humpback whales at the do-it-yourself car wash?
Err...with a toolbelt?
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| What makes you horny?
Posted: 12/8/2007 3:24:27 PM | ACK!
eye4, skip the singlet.
*hork*
Go straight for the Toolbelt. | |
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| What makes you horny?
Posted: 12/8/2007 3:30:33 PM | Whew! Thanks Cooky! I was having trouble psyching myself up for the singlet (sorry barbe).
Gotta put on my toolbelt and take those humpbacks to the car wash now.
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| What makes you horny?
Posted: 12/8/2007 4:47:48 PM | | well, maybe we can work something out, can you wear the toolbelt over the singlet do ya think? | |
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| What makes you horny?
Posted: 12/8/2007 4:48:32 PM | | oh wait! Never mind, I changed my mind, do you happen to have a superman suit and cape? That would work too! | |
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| What makes you horny?
Posted: 12/8/2007 4:56:40 PM | | How much back could a hump-back hump if a hump back could hump backs? | |
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| What makes you horny?
Posted: 12/8/2007 5:10:46 PM |
Does that come with, or without the plumbers crack?
Hey, in the current version of my profile, I mention that I could get the warm fuzzies or develop a crush if a man can don a tool belt while saying no to crack.
How much back could a hump-back hump if a hump back could hump backs?
Dang you Anna. I was going to ask this but you beat me to it.  
I have a Viking hat, but it is all fabric and stuffed. It isn't hard, but it may appeal to a plushie. | |
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| What makes you horny?
Posted: 12/8/2007 9:49:59 PM |
Never mind, I changed my mind, do you happen to have a superman suit and cape? That would work too!
Well barbe, I'm glad we all agree that I don't have to wear that #@*!&*%#!*! singlet after all. Sheeezzzz...
I think singlets are better left to those who would wear them with cowboy hats and boots over on Humpback Mountain.
And yes, I do have a Superman suit but it got singed in the fires and the cape is half-burned up and It doesn't fly as well as it used to. Besides, it's getting really hard to find a phone booth to change clothes in these days.
Can't I just wear Levis and boots and a couple cameras? I'll even put on that toolbelt if you want - just for you.
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| What makes you horny?
Posted: 12/8/2007 10:31:39 PM | | so..where exactly would a girl go to find the guy that wear Singlets with cowboy hats and boots??? | |
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| What makes you horny?
Posted: 12/8/2007 10:48:20 PM | | em....in best casual and hardly interested voice, where EXACTLY is that, because I think I might have a friend who might want to go..... | |
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| What makes you horny?
Posted: 12/8/2007 10:51:46 PM | so..where exactly would a girl go to find the guy that wear Singlets with cowboy hats and boots???
Humpback Mountain.
Or perhaps in one of those bars on Santa Monica Blvd in West Hollywood.
Maybe at a West Texas wrestling match.
Or Germany?
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| What makes you horny?
Posted: 12/8/2007 11:09:20 PM | | Barstow? They have men in singlets with cowboy hats and boots in Barstow? Well there you go, barbe. | |
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