| What makes you horny?
Posted: 12/8/2007 11:31:02 PM | Just the idea of seeing men walk around in singlets, would very likely be the only thing that might get me to Barstow.
I just say no to Barstow.
What about those tight little bike shorts? | |
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| What makes you horny?
Posted: 12/8/2007 11:56:28 PM | Bike shorts should always be black. Here is why:
http://www.clickhere.gr/pictures/picture.asp?PIC_ID=1165 | |
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| What makes you horny?
Posted: 12/9/2007 1:59:17 AM | Bike shorts should always be black. Here is why:
http://www.clickhere.gr/pictures/picture.asp?PIC_ID=1165
Reminds me of the last buffet I went to. The Vienna Sausage wasn't that impressive, but the Italian Sausage, to die for. | |
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| What makes you horny?
Posted: 12/9/2007 6:56:40 AM | | Bob, you. me and Momi, we can take a road trip to Barstow and see if we can find us some Bike short wearin' Mormom Missinary's and some Singlet Wearing Wrassling Cowboys. | |
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| What makes you horny?
Posted: 12/9/2007 7:20:59 AM | ^^^I wanna go! I'll be waiting at the corner of the I-15 and Bear Valley Road. It's on the way!
I'll be the tall brunette next to the Homeless guy. My cardboard sign says, "Will Rassle for Food".
Can't miss me. | |
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| What makes you horny?
Posted: 12/9/2007 8:21:47 AM | I don't want to go to Barstow, but hope that the rest of you enjoy your road trip. I attended a luncheon yesterday and there was a so called comedian from there. He wasn't funny. We applauded when he stopped. 
Therefore, a trip to Barstow will do nothing to enhance my libido, so I'm staying home, but I hope that Bob finds good sausage there.  | |
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| What makes you horny?
Posted: 12/9/2007 10:36:57 AM |
Bob, you. me and Momi, we can take a road trip to Barstow and see if we can find us some Bike short wearin' Mormom Missinary's and some Singlet Wearing Wrassling Cowboys.
This is starting to look like The Village People on acid. | |
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| What makes you horny?
Posted: 12/9/2007 11:38:01 AM | | Isn't the term"Village People on acid" sort of redundant? | |
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| What makes you horny?
Posted: 12/9/2007 11:50:11 AM | Oh Bob... I saw a couple Mormon missionary's yesterday and you instantly popped into my head. As I drove past them I wondered what they were wearing under their slacks.
They didn't appear to the silk boxer types. | |
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| What makes you horny?
Posted: 12/9/2007 6:25:27 PM | A certain long lanky cowboy and a slow soft conversation meant just for me... 
~Boots~ | |
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| What makes you horny?
Posted: 12/9/2007 6:43:09 PM | ^^^When I saw your user name as the last post, I had 3 guesses and was right.
On topic, I heard voices again and I don't know if tighty whiteys will do it for Bob or not. Perhaps gold or silver bells may work. For me, its all about the presentation.    | |
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| What makes you horny?
Posted: 12/9/2007 7:52:43 PM |
Bob, you. me and Momi, we can take a road trip to Barstow and see if we can find us some Bike short wearin' Mormom Missinary's and some Singlet Wearing Wrassling Cowboys.
barbe, I'd join you guys on that road trip but, truth be told, I can't do the singlet thing because it would give me a terrible wedgie over that magic "mormonwear" underwear and that is not good for my libido...even with the cowboy hat, boots, and a toolbelt.
Also, now that I've been shown the anything-but-black bike shorts picture, I'm afraid. I'd have to avert my eyes from anything that could, uh...cause any, [ehem] er...excitement. Unless of course we were to go to Wrightwood or Big Bear where it just snowed and is so cold and that my...uh...oh, never mind.
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| What makes you horny?
Posted: 12/9/2007 8:55:53 PM | I am thinking that red bike shorts should be a first date requirement. I should really add this to my "first date" section here.
Better go get my bike brakes fixed! | |
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| What makes you horny?
Posted: 12/9/2007 9:35:49 PM |
I am thinking that red bike shorts should be a first date requirement. I should really add this to my "first date" section here.
I "went there" to that site, Miss, and I will tell you what us gals call those kind of shorts...
Fruit Basket Front. | |
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| What makes you horny?
Posted: 12/9/2007 9:54:42 PM |
Oh Bob... I saw a couple Mormon missionary's yesterday and you instantly popped into my head. As I drove past them I wondered what they were wearing under their slacks.
They didn't appear to the silk boxer types.
It's time for a make over. | |
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| What makes you horny?
Posted: 12/9/2007 10:02:31 PM |
I "went there" to that site, Miss, and I will tell you what us gals call those kind of shorts... Fruit Basket Front.
I went and looked at that picture too. I think those guys are Plan B for Minnie Pearl in case her hat spills. They look like produce bins with arms and legs. | |
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| What makes you horny?
Posted: 12/9/2007 10:05:50 PM | | The one in the middle appears to have some very confusing looking stuff. | |
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| What makes you horny?
Posted: 12/9/2007 10:43:34 PM | | ^^^yeah, I count 3(!) er, um...tomatas on that guy. Bellisimo! | |
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| What makes you horny?
Posted: 12/9/2007 10:54:44 PM |
Two limes and a banana make a basket?
Or possibly, a Carmen Miranda style hat? | |
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| What makes you horny?
Posted: 12/9/2007 11:09:46 PM | This thread is begining to give me some great ideas for gifts for my ex!!!!!! lol
the forums are not only educational , but Im shopping on line right now for gifts for the guy who has everything!!
(for clarification purposes only... NO, it doesnt make me horny! ) lol | |
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| What makes you horny?
Posted: 12/10/2007 1:12:40 AM | Did anyone notice the wilty plant that's pointing to #6?
It's like they're all screaming Ficus! Fic us NOW! Fic us HARD!
OT: NOT bike shorts. | |
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