| What makes you horny?
Posted: 12/10/2007 7:40:08 AM | I went and looked at that picture too. I think those guys are Plan B for Minnie Pearl in case her hat spills. They look like produce bins with arms and legs.
I was thinking some were Mangos and Plaintains, while others were Kiwis and Pickling Cucumbers (technically a fruit since they have seeds), but unflattering in any color in broad daylight...
unless of course....
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| What makes you horny?
Posted: 12/10/2007 12:38:28 PM |
yeah, I count 3(!) er, um...tomatas on that guy. Bellisimo!
"That's a speecy spicey meatball-ahhh" | |
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| What makes you horny?
Posted: 12/10/2007 6:41:24 PM | Bike shorts would enhance my asset, yet reduce my basket. You gotta take into account it is like a Chia Pet. You have to wet it BEFORE it grows! | |
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| What makes you horny?
Posted: 12/10/2007 7:19:42 PM | 65 Deg. sunshine, 2 coastal bottle nose, 200 Common dolphin, 2 Fin Whales, 25 Risso's and Offshore Bottle nose, followed by 50 sum Long beaked common dolphin.
Today made me very horny. | |
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| What makes you horny?
Posted: 12/10/2007 7:26:13 PM | | The bicycle short picture was... scary... it looked like they had some extra body parts in there. | |
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| What makes you horny?
Posted: 12/10/2007 7:44:16 PM | ^^^It was WAY scary. I kept thinking they must be from Russia, or in the very least an unfortunate bi-product of some genetic experiment gone wrong...
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| What makes you horny?
Posted: 12/12/2007 6:15:30 AM | A come hither stare.
A wry wait till I get you home smile.
Her head on my shoulder as we slow dance.
A passionate kiss in public.
"Come to bed", whispered in my ear.
Mutual body cleansing. | |
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| What makes you horny?
Posted: 12/13/2007 12:40:39 AM | | So I get an email from this gay Italian site and they have pics from these male calendars, and you would not believe the theme of one of the calendars; Mormoni -- Mormon guys, LOL. Basically they were just of shirtless men with black pants on. One of the pics had the model with the white shirt on and elder name tag. Another one you could tell was in a hotel and in the background you could see the Luxor Hotel Casino in Las Vegas. Oh those Mormon missionaries, always gambling, drinking, and playin' with the hookers. Apparently what happens in Vegas never makes it to Salt Lake City. There was even one calender of Roman Catholic priests, Oy Vey! I guess some people find that hot. | |
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| What makes you horny?
Posted: 12/13/2007 10:38:51 AM | Roman Catholic priests... that's just sick and twisted.
Mormon guys who are hot... is this a fantasy calender? I ain't never seen a hot Mormon missionary in my life. | |
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| What makes you horny?
Posted: 12/13/2007 10:53:32 AM |
Mormon guys who are hot... is this a fantasy calender? I ain't never seen a hot Mormon missionary in my life
I think I just hurt something!  | |
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| What makes you horny?
Posted: 12/13/2007 11:00:17 AM |
Roman Catholic priests... that's just sick and twisted.
Mormon guys who are hot... is this a fantasy calender? I ain't never seen a hot Mormon missionary in my life.
The Roman Catholic priests were not actually priests but models, as well with the Mormons. I have seen many hot Mormon missionaries, but then again I like that neat, well groomed, innocent look. It makes me itch to make them less groomed and innocent. | |
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| What makes you horny?
Posted: 12/13/2007 7:31:26 PM | Santa, do you have internet access? Bob needs the calendar from here: http://www.mormonsexposed.com/
Yes, they are real Mormon Missionaries. After seeing some of them I am considering converting. I have a testimony now.
I feel a burning, if not in the bosom, it's a bit lower... | |
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| What makes you horny?
Posted: 12/13/2007 7:40:39 PM |
Yes, they are real Mormon Missionaries. After seeing some of them I am considering converting. I have a testimony now.
I feel a burning, if not in the bosom, it's a bit lower...
I am guessing there are a few elders who are feeling suffocated by their "Mormon Wear" about right now.... | |
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| What makes you horny?
Posted: 12/13/2007 8:53:40 PM |
I feel a burning, if not in the bosom, it's a bit lower...
A burning bush? Holy Moses!
OT: horny women ... | |
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| What makes you horny?
Posted: 12/14/2007 12:57:20 AM |
Santa, do you have internet access? Bob needs the calendar from here: http://www.mormonsexposed.com/
Yes, they are real Mormon Missionaries. After seeing some of them I am considering converting. I have a testimony now.
Actually this is the calendar I saw. I just assumed they weren't real Mormons. I doubt they'll stay with the religion. This is probably a first step towards breaking away from it.
These guys are actually less attractive than the missionaries who come into my store. I wonder if the priest calendar was real then? | |
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| What makes you horny?
Posted: 12/14/2007 1:11:10 AM | | I'm pretty sure that sand in one's vagina will not make them horny. | |
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| What makes you horny?
Posted: 12/14/2007 1:44:09 AM | All RIGHTY then...OT:
NOT Mormon missionaries. (sorry, hon)
Men wearing gloves (thanks, Barbe)
a man saying he wants to kiss every inch of my body
pretty much everything else
"for the first time in my life, I feel...wicked." | |
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| What makes you horny?
Posted: 12/14/2007 1:56:01 AM |
Men wearing gloves
If he's wearing gloves it's probably because he doesn't want to leave fingerprints on someone's throat. | |
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| What makes you horny?
Posted: 12/14/2007 6:43:08 AM | | Thinking about kissing every inch of her body...with gloves on | |
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| What makes you horny?
Posted: 12/14/2007 9:05:30 AM | Dawn. Uhhh, I mean I rise with the Sun,always have.
Kissing every inch of her (my partners) body, gloved or not.
Being tied up, blindfolded and having every inch of my body carressed with a feather and C*ckroach glove/puppet.  Don't ask.
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| What makes you horny?
Posted: 12/19/2007 2:03:37 AM |
First, make him a strong c.ocktail and put on some Brubeck or Miles Davis in the background. Then go slip into something shiny and made out of minnow-catcher fabric, come back and start rubbing his shoulders. Bend down and nibble on his ear while breathlessly whispering how naughty you are going to be, then make like the Vixen you are and ease on down that chimney shaft and get to working on old St. Nick like he's some kind of eggnog dispenser. | |
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