| Why don't you like to provide oral sex?
Posted: 5/7/2008 6:32:19 PM | This reminds me of a joke:
A man and his son lived out in the country as farmers. One day the father noticed the son playing with the neighbors daughter in what could be construed as a negative way. The father takes the son home and says to him, "You stay away from a womans privates, you got no business there, and if you aren't careful they'll bite somethin' off cause they's got teeth down there.."
The boy is horrified and stays away from women completely. The boy grows up, the father dies, and the boy gets lonely. He notices his neighbors and friends are all getting married and starting families so he decides he should find a wife. He goes out, dates, gets married the traditional country way. On the wedding night, though, he simply turns off the light, turns over and goes to sleep. This confuses the girl at first, but she decides he's probably just tired. After a few months of this she turns the light back on, flips him over, and says "Hey, what's the problem? Are you going to make love to me or what?"
He replies, "I aint havin nuthin to do wit dat, you's might bite my pecker off!"
She's confused, and he explains about the teeth. So she opens her legs and says "honey, I don't have teeth down there. You're father lied to you. Just look, you will see I aint got no teeth down there."
So he shuffles down and takes a long, close, look. Then he abruptly flips over, turns out the light, and pretends to sleep. She is confused again, turns on the light, and shakes him and says "Honey, what's the matter? You saw I had no teeth down there. What's the problem?"
He replies, "I don't know what happened to your teeth, but those were the worst looking gums I ever saw." | |
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| Why don't you like to provide oral sex?
Posted: 5/8/2008 1:02:54 PM | PROVIDE?
What is this nonsense with provide???
I do it because "I" enjoy it.
Gee, get over yourself, who said it was all about you anyway?
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| Why don't you like to provide oral sex?
Posted: 5/8/2008 2:09:38 PM | You know????? I don't like day old bread. I'll eat it, but just one sandwich. But put a fresh loaf right from the oven in from me, I'll eat the whole frigging thing in one sitting. | |
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| Why don't you like to provide oral sex?
Posted: 5/8/2008 3:58:15 PM | I would never get in a relationship with a woman who doesn't LOVE giving head. Love me, love my c*ck. And preferably, love the fluids I produce from being so excited by her. And I would never apologize for this.
And I would reciprocate. Not from the desire to be fair, or keep the score even, or anything like that. But because I LOVE to. | |
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| Why don't you like to provide oral sex?
Posted: 5/8/2008 7:18:10 PM | | I definitely could never date a woman who didn't love giving head. I have tried in the past and things ended really quickly. For me even bad oral is better than sex. I have no problem returning the favor either and actually enjoy doing so. | |
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| Why don't you like to provide oral sex?
Posted: 5/9/2008 2:27:48 AM |
Yes I like to keep my make up and lipstick in perfect allignment and not smeared.
If your makeup doesn't get smeared, you aren't having sex. You're just posing.
I like to talk with a man who is with me. I like to tell a man when he is doing a good job and keep doing it because I might be comming, or what needs improvement, and how to improve.
Have you thought about writing it down as you go and just giving him the list of things he needs to work on at the end?
I bet their are alot girls who perform oral on a man for all the wrong reasons, the main one, they think they have to. Well ladies, you do NOT have to do something distasteful.
Well, they probably have to, but fortunately, most women don't find it distasteful. I'm going to go out on a limb here and wager that you don't swallow.
Here is another paradox. You people who exchange oral, and then its time for the penis to enter the vaginal and you suddently use a comdon to prevent deseases. Get real. Too late for that. Even worst people who have oral and orgasm that way, without a condom.
You are actually right that it's a paradox, but unfortunately, paradox is not what you meant. A paradox involves two things which are only apparently inconsistent, but are resolved by further research. In this case the inconsistency is only apparent. Use google for further research.
Please do not write to me if oral is important to you and if you harass me, you will be block or reported. Anyone, and everyone, who feels as I do, is welcome and invited to write me. Everyone, who feels as I do, please feel free to express your self here on the forum.
Is this a troll? | |
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| Why don't you like to provide oral sex?
Posted: 5/9/2008 3:08:07 AM | I don't like receiving oral, guys say "oh you haven't tried me" but it just doesn't turn me on at all.
I don't give oral, pesonal choice. Concidering you PEE out of it, it isn't going in MY MOUTH. Gross, yuck, I don't care how clean you are or if you just washed it. NO THANKS.
Do I think you need oral? Certainly not......... I'd rather be pleased by sex, or at least hands or something...... I like sexual pleasure that involves kissing passionately while doing it..and you can't kiss and do oral at the same time.
Do I care if a guy wont be with me because I wont give oral? Heck no, a guy who wont be with me over something as small and as stupid as that, isn't worth my time anyways. | |
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| Why don't you like to provide oral sex?
Posted: 5/9/2008 3:28:42 AM |
Guys and gals alike...if you don't like to provide oral sex, or only share that experience with them infrequently...why? I have no idea why anyone woud do such a thing and not share on a regular basis.....
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| Why don't you like to provide oral sex?
Posted: 5/9/2008 7:44:20 AM | | Im sorry cat you need to find the right guy and practice....It is the best thing giving head. I myself would rather give head than have sex.. I do not like recieving it that much,dont think i have found the right guy..I love seeing the look on the guys face that gets me offfff there expresions are the best thing you can c how much pleasure u are giving them...You cant think of urself think of what the other person wants also... | |
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| Why don't you like to provide oral sex?
Posted: 5/9/2008 8:33:12 AM | don't give oral, pesonal choice. Concidering you PEE out of it, it isn't going in MY MOUTH. Gross, yuck, I don't care how clean you are or if you just washed it. NO THANKS.
well if you put it that way,i cant see why you would want to touch it at all. | |
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| Why don't you like to provide oral sex?
Posted: 5/9/2008 8:42:49 AM | | Giving, providing , whatever you call it .The way I see it is if you like to give someone the pleasure , that is your submissive side coming out .. if you don't like to give and more into receiving then your more of a dominate person in the bedroom . I think it's a very important part of making wooohooo. | |
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| Why don't you like to provide oral sex?
Posted: 5/9/2008 1:18:31 PM | | My ex couldn't cum any other way. She loved to recieve but didn't care for giving, what's up with that? and that's not even close to why she's an ex. Also I love giving, it's a huge turn-on to see a lady react to what I'm doing and enjoy it. | |
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| Why don't you like to provide oral sex?
Posted: 5/10/2008 5:06:02 AM |
The way I see it is if you like to give someone the pleasure , that is your submissive side coming out .. if you don't like to give and more into receiving then your more of a dominate person in the bedroom . I think it's a very important part of making wooohooo.
That's an...interesting...perspective.
Actually, giving a guy a bj can be quite the dominant act...bringing him to his knees, literally. It makes me feel very powerful. NOT submissive! I'd have to say the same for when he gives me oral...it's quite the dominant act on his part for exactly the same reason - esp when he makes me beg.
It's all good...it's all good.
Kaylie | |
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| Why don't you like to provide oral sex?
Posted: 5/10/2008 5:09:01 AM | I burnt my tongue on a hot pie and it hurt :-(
Seriously, that is the only time I have not been keen on providing. It was sort of painful, but I soldiered on and all was well. As long as there is some measure of cleanliness and it is not a bad time of month, I am usually happy. | |
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| Why don't you like to provide oral sex?
Posted: 5/10/2008 5:52:37 AM |
Actually, giving a guy a bj can be quite the dominant act...bringing him to his knees, literally. It makes me feel very powerful
My experience exactly.
Gals I've had the privlege to be with
definitely desired oral, really enjoyed the 'giving', yet
seemingly being 'dominant'.
Sort of getting high on sharing being in the driver seat.
Only 2 gals I encountered made it plain they did not want
to participate in giving, receiving was fine.
Turned out they had severe issues , personality problems
that were unresolved which compromised the entire relationship
dynamic.
Gotta admit, oral truly is LOVING to the hilt! [pun intended!]  | |
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| Why don't you like to provide oral sex?
Posted: 5/10/2008 7:24:40 AM |
Concidering you PEE out of it, it isn't going in MY MOUTH. Gross, yuck
Better rethink that. 'Pee' is actually sterile when it leaves the body.
From the NIH:
Normally, urine is sterile.
Your mouth is a hellhole of germs by comparison:
Using a combination of old and new scientific methods to study a scraping of plaque from a healthy human mouth, the researchers found evidence of 37 unique bacteria that microbiologists had never before recorded.
http://news-service.stanford.edu/news/1999/december8/mouth-128.html | |
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| Why don't you like to provide oral sex?
Posted: 5/10/2008 7:37:07 AM | OMG....I could "live" down there!
Feeling her squirm, her moans, her head moving from side to side, tasting her wetness, and you are causing that to happen! Giving her such pleasure is intoxicating! When she grabs your hair and pushes up to your mouth, and climaxes...is there any greater feeling??
mmmm....I need a cold shower now!   | |
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| Why don't you like to provide oral sex?
Posted: 5/10/2008 8:24:18 AM | That's an...interesting...perspective.
Actually, giving a guy a bj can be quite the dominant act...bringing him to his knees, literally. It makes me feel very powerful. NOT submissive! I'd have to say the same for when he gives me oral...it's quite the dominant act on his part for exactly the same reason - esp when he makes me beg.
It's all good...it's all good.
Kaylie
Well that is one way to look at it , but to me it doesn't make sense. If you are giving yourself ..ie..mouth , tongue , etc .. to someones pleasure to me that would be being submissive .. but to each his/her own | |
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| Why don't you like to provide oral sex?
Posted: 7/17/2008 6:57:37 PM | | I don't really have a problem with it, depending on who the person is. If I'm not attracted to them I would not even consider sexual interaction with them. If I am, then no problem, lol. | |
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