| HERE'S ONE FOR YA!! HAVE YOU EVER PEE'D IN THE SHOWER Posted: 5/21/2005 10:42:18 PM | I just realized a few minutes ago that it's impossible to pee and sneeze at the same time. I had heard that but had never tested the theory. But I was just on the toilet, and had a sneezing fit.... all of my muscles tensed up and I couldn't pee until I stopped sneezing. That might have been a little off topic, but I just thought I'd share because it just happened and then I saw this thread about pee. lol
Ot: Yeah I pee in the shower ... if I'm already in there and have to go, why not? I can wash again.
P.S. I'm so ignore me tonight, even though it's the truth.  | |
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myxtup
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| HERE'S ONE FOR YA!! HAVE YOU EVER PEE'D IN THE SHOWER Posted: 5/21/2005 10:44:13 PM | I think that you might not have shared that, had you not been 
Re: Sneezing - You cannot sneeze with your eyes open either.. it's a reflex to make sure that you don't lose your eyeballs..
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krayon
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| HERE'S ONE FOR YA!! HAVE YOU EVER PEE'D IN THE SHOWER Posted: 5/21/2005 10:52:11 PM | mommy's right.. bout the sneezing and not peeing at the same time. happened to me earlier today. i wonder.................... has the WHO put out any bulletins about this being an epidemic.
soooo, if a man is peeing at the toilet, gets to sneezing, can't open his eyes, it's best he tries to hold it (or chance having a wet floor and wall) till he gets in the shower.
makes perfect sense.
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| HERE'S ONE FOR YA!! HAVE YOU EVER PEE'D IN THE SHOWER Posted: 5/21/2005 11:00:26 PM | If you're already in there, what the hell. lol. Gonna wash it all away anyway.
Yeah Kickn1back, I wonder if they have a support group for that. All the people too scared to step out of societies boundries can get together and bore each other.
Sorry, not to be mean, to each their own. If you don't wanna pee in the shower that's your choice, but I got to ask, did you guys always color perfectly within the lines too when you were young?
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myxtup
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| HERE'S ONE FOR YA!! HAVE YOU EVER PEE'D IN THE SHOWER Posted: 5/21/2005 11:05:23 PM | If someone had no eyelids for some reason, and sneezed.... they would keep their eyes in tact.. The eyes have thre huge muscles attached to it :) Also we close our eyelids to protect our eyeballs from microorganisms and particles from our sneezes... when something gets inside our nose it sends a signal to our brain to "sneeze it out"...
Also our hearts do not "stop" ;) our heartbeats slow down but do not stop. ;) | |
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| HERE'S ONE FOR YA!! HAVE YOU EVER PEE'D IN THE SHOWER Posted: 5/21/2005 11:23:23 PM | | After reading Mommy's post it made me think of a talk radio show I was listening to awhile back, of course it was a sex show, anyhow, this guy calls in and was saying that his girlfriend pee'd while she was having an orgasm, so he said he tried it and it was awesome, I am sorry, I do not think that is possible. It is hard enough to pee when you have a hard on. Maybe that would be a good topic for a thread. I am pretty sure the prostate keeps you from doing this. | |
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| HERE'S ONE FOR YA!! HAVE YOU EVER PEE'D IN THE SHOWER Posted: 5/21/2005 11:48:42 PM | When a man is erect the urethra (the peeing hole ) is not linked to the bladder... (same hole for pee peeing and cumming) therfore it is impossible to pee pee while cumming for a man. :) BUT remember this... if you be drunk... you can pee right afterwards... so.... plastic sheets? hahaha | |
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| HERE'S ONE FOR YA!! HAVE YOU EVER PEE'D IN THE SHOWER Posted: 5/22/2005 12:57:05 AM |
A golden shower in the shower?
If you insist!!!!!
I have a fantasy of sitting on a guys thigh and peeing on him.... like almost indian style.... I dunno turns me on.....
but I would never go through with it.... I have had the opportunity but I couldn't do it...  | |
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| HERE'S ONE FOR YA!! HAVE YOU EVER PEE'D IN THE SHOWER Posted: 5/22/2005 1:12:20 AM | | Your right kickn, It's practically impossible to pee with a woody. Also, I believe a man would probably rather pee anywhere other than the toilet. Women, (I sure in the hell am not going to), ask any man if he'd rather take a leak outside or in the bathroom shower, toilet or sink for that matter. You may or may not be surprised. | |
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| HERE'S ONE FOR YA!! HAVE YOU EVER PEE'D IN THE SHOWER Posted: 5/22/2005 1:16:27 AM | Well as a woman I would rather pee wherever I am... than go to the bathroom, sit down and pee....... get toilet paper, wipe, stand up, pull up panties, turn around, close the lid, flush, wash hands, dry hands......
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| HERE'S ONE FOR YA!! HAVE YOU EVER PEE'D IN THE SHOWER Posted: 5/22/2005 7:18:11 AM | Oh sweet jezuz nooooo... I still have nightmares from when I stayed at a hostel.. went to take a shower and there were vomit chunkies in the shower stall and on the wall....
Posted By: dreaminuvya on 5/21/2005 11:29:39 PM Subject: HERE'S ONE FOR YA!! HAVE YOU EVER PEE'D IN THE SHOWER Message: We certainly respect your feelings on this matter, Jet. Now for our next topic: POOPING IN THE SHOWER!! | |
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| HERE'S ONE FOR YA!! HAVE YOU EVER PEE'D IN THE SHOWER Posted: 5/22/2005 7:26:40 PM |
Ever see a girl who can pee standing, like a man? LMAO oh hell yeah, had a gal in high school that would do this at the keggers. What was really funny was watching her pee on a wall, I bet she can write her name now. | |
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| HERE'S ONE FOR YA!! HAVE YOU EVER PEE'D IN THE SHOWER Posted: 5/22/2005 7:33:04 PM | @ kickin... you must come visit AL. my friends would luv ya. &, my family would applaude ... youngest son is the best belcher I've heard.. my brother is a record wind breaker. He clears out a room in no time flat..  | |
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