| ASK A GAY GUY
Posted: 12/21/2007 6:45:04 PM | Apparently the men's room must excite a lot of men. Ask Senator Larry Craig. It's all the rage. | |
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| ASK A GAY GUY
Posted: 12/21/2007 8:53:07 PM | Dear Gay Guy,
This dry wind is killing me. I swear, if you hit me with a ballpeen I would shatter. What's the best way to return moisture and glow to my skin without shelling out a fortune to Mary Kay? | |
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| ASK A GAY GUY
Posted: 12/21/2007 9:36:12 PM |
He just "has a wide stance", remember?
That's because he's coming in for a landing....  | |
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Posted: 12/21/2007 10:00:18 PM |
This dry wind is killing me. I swear, if you hit me with a ballpeen I would shatter. What's the best way to return moisture and glow to my skin without shelling out a fortune to Mary Kay?
Straight guy here, saying Original Formula Curel should do the trick economically (I hope it's OK for a breeder to exhibit such knowledge in public). | |
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Posted: 12/21/2007 11:00:25 PM |
What's the best way to return moisture and glow to my skin without shelling out a fortune to Mary Kay?
Original Formula Curel should do the trick economically (I hope it's OK for a breeder to exhibit such knowledge in public).
Welcome back Cooky,
While eye4light makes a good point, the best way to return moisture and glow is to drink lots of water and have LOTS OF SEX!!!. No better way to get that "GLOW" | |
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Posted: 12/21/2007 11:29:10 PM | What about plutonium? That gives a festive glow... | |
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Posted: 12/21/2007 11:58:47 PM | and obvious question...why do they hate women yet transform into one????
Must be some regional thing. I have never known a gay man who hated women. And I have never known a gay man personally that transformed themselves into a woman or acted or dressed liked one. Sure I've seen drag queens in my life, I'm talking about people I interact with face to face, people in my community.
I have a gay friend that likes to do that, go into bathrooms and watch other men pee. Or better yet, go into bathrooms and pick up men for a quick somethin somethin. He says many of the men he has sex with (usually hands and mouth only) are straight. They have wedding rings on and once had a quickie with someone with a baby seat in the back. Of the gay men I know, this is not that uncommon. What's up with this?
Your friend is a whore. | |
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Posted: 12/22/2007 10:29:48 AM |
What about plutonium? That gives a festive glow Yes, it does have a festive glow but with a greenish tint...not so good for her coloring. | |
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| ASK A GAY GUY
Posted: 12/22/2007 10:32:00 AM |
Must be some regional thing. .
doubt it
I have never known a gay man who hated women. .
lucky you or ur lieing, or u just didnt know
And I have never known a gay man personally that transformed themselves into a woman or acted or dressed liked one. .
never.....ever...? say Halloween, Castro St or Gay Day Parade
Sure I've seen drag queens in my life, I'm talking about people I interact with face to face, people in my community.
San Francisco is known for 'best and infamous Drag Queens of the world'
Now, back OT
Dear ASK A GAY GUY.......
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Posted: 12/22/2007 10:35:19 AM | | Is Tinky Winky a member of the family? | |
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Posted: 12/22/2007 11:28:16 AM | What's the best way to return moisture and glow to my skin without shelling out a fortune to Mary Kay?
* Eat some avocado every day
* Eat flax seeds (add them to cereal, soup, smoothies, etc.) or flax seed oil
* Drink lots of water
* Bath in lukewarm (not scalding hot) water
have LOTS OF SEX!!!. No better way to get that "GLOW"
Well, that goes without sayin...
What about plutonium? That gives a festive glow...
Uranium too, oh but then there's that little thyroid cancer/chromosomal mutation thingy to think about...sigh! What's a girl to do??!!!
~Boots~  | |
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| ASK A GAY GUY
Posted: 12/22/2007 11:30:51 AM | Note to self: Have lots of sex.
Thanks, GG! | |
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Posted: 12/22/2007 12:21:31 PM | | Note to cookie: be right over. | |
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Posted: 12/22/2007 12:32:59 PM | | Well, didn't your ritual Shabot roll in bacon help? | |
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Posted: 12/22/2007 3:06:04 PM |
Well, didn't your ritual Shabot roll in bacon help?
Trixi,
While I am certainly shiny and slippery and surprisingly low in carbohydrates, I find that the bacon thing is not making me as moist as I had expected.
Gay Guy, what are your feelings on pork products? | |
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Posted: 12/22/2007 3:08:01 PM | | I can't speak for the gay guys on this, but hey, I like being porked. | |
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Posted: 12/22/2007 3:19:18 PM | I like to pork, too !
But was it with sheep...or was it poodles...
What thread is this ?? | |
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Posted: 12/22/2007 7:20:46 PM |
Gay Guy, what are your feelings on pork products
I shall quote the Mominatrix
I can't speak for the gay guys on this, but hey, I like being porked.
I can only add 2 things: She CAN speak for most gay guys and
OINK, OINK, BABY! | |
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| ASK A GAY GUY
Posted: 12/22/2007 10:15:21 PM | Must be some regional thing. . doubt it
Don't doubt it, I think we've found the reason, you're from San Francisco, I'm from West Covina, the gayness in each town is very, very different. West Covina in the non rich areas in which I work and live is more thuggy than queenie. Over here you are several times more likely to find a gay man who dresses and acts like a gang banger than you are to find one in a dress.
I have never known a gay man who hated women. . lucky you or ur lieing, or u just didnt know
LOL, at first I thought maybe you were just making up stories to perpetuate the stereotype of the woman hating gay man. But I realize there is no point for you to do that, there's no point for me to make up stories either. I guess I'm lucky. As for knowing, gay men are very honest about whom they like or don't like. The gay men I know surround themselves with fag hags. I love women, and so do my gay friends. Sorry your experience is so bad and different.
And I have never known a gay man personally that transformed themselves into a woman or acted or dressed liked one. . never.....ever...? say Halloween, Castro St or Gay Day Parade
Halloween doesn't count as even straight men dress like women, or ghosts, or vampires, or whatever. I've never been on Castro street. And of course in Gay Parades, but again, I was talking about people I know personally in my community. | |
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Posted: 12/23/2007 12:07:08 PM | | ^^^^thank you for all the answers^^^^i am one who speaks and asks my from heart and i'ma a NOOB | |
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Posted: 12/23/2007 1:13:05 PM | The odd thing, is that I have been to the Castro a lot, and never encountered what you have when I was there. A lot of the time when you see a group of gay men around here, there is usually a hag with them. And I hit the gay bars quite often. The gay men will actually dance.
I think I will have to drive over to Covina. I need to see a thuggy looking gay guy, it would be a novelty for me.
In the meantime, I will be contacting Stevie for a list of what I can and cannot speak for gay men regarding.... | |
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| ASK A GAY GUY
Posted: 12/23/2007 10:36:37 PM |
I think I will have to drive over to Covina. I need to see a thuggy looking gay guy, it would be a novelty for me.
You would be "more" likely to find a thuggy dressed gay than one wearing a dress in my town, but it would not be likely. But if you go to the Latin Gay Pride...Festival, you will find your shaved heads tattooed gays. And there's a club in Pomona where you will find them too. But most of them who have the thug look still have the flaming gay moves.
The common dress for gay men over here is the same casual dress as straight men. The lesbians are usually boyish or manly looking in style. | |
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Posted: 12/23/2007 10:46:58 PM | | CB, is it true that Pomona is the new "old town"? Should I be driving a few extra miles of freeway to get my groove and drink on? | |
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Posted: 12/23/2007 10:57:41 PM | | Pomona's not such a nice place to be in. Enter at your own risk. | |
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