| ASK A GAY GUY Posted: 1/4/2008 12:55:43 PM |
Matthew McConaughey doesn't wear deodorant. Oh hell, who cares? I am just looking, not sniffing... I am happy to make sure he is clean by scrubbing him up in the shower... | |
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| ASK A GAY GUY Posted: 1/4/2008 1:06:52 PM | I'm so thrilled to be back... I've missed the Cali forum and glad to see that it is back to it's old self!!!
Dear Gay Guy -
How come televangelists wives know nothing about fashion or makeup?? Or do they have gay men as their stylists but then again maybe not? | |
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| ASK A GAY GUY Posted: 1/4/2008 2:50:39 PM | | Tami Faye was actually quite gay friendly, particularly considering she was an evangelical Christian. | |
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| ASK A GAY GUY Posted: 1/4/2008 2:52:14 PM | Plans?
Oh, those things women make and then inform you that you are running late... got it...
I will have to consult with the almighty keeper of the schedule... now where is that link to google calender?
--Serenity | |
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| ASK A GAY GUY Posted: 1/4/2008 2:57:46 PM |
How come televangelists wives know nothing about fashion or makeup?? Or do they have gay men as their stylists but then again maybe not?
I think they purposely dress that way to attract gay men, who they consider "godless heathens," for the purpose of conversion, saving of the soul etc,etc,etc. | |
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| ASK A GAY GUY Posted: 1/4/2008 11:15:09 PM | Oh hell, who cares? I am just looking, not sniffing... I am happy to make sure he is clean by scrubbing him up in the shower.. I thought fat, hairy, unattractive men were your type?
I'm so thrilled to be back... I've missed the Cali forum and glad to see that it is back to it's old self!!! I wish that were true. Sadly Cooky doesn't post as much as she used to. The Party Girl is spent. | |
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| ASK A GAY GUY Posted: 1/5/2008 12:13:40 AM | Well, Cooky has been tied up lately...
I like tall, stocky men, hairy, but Matthew is a tasty morsel. | |
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| ASK A GAY GUY Posted: 1/5/2008 6:39:29 AM |
Well, Cooky has been tied up lately... For her sake, I hope that it's the fun kind. On topic: Do gay guys tie up women?  | |
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| ASK A GAY GUY Posted: 1/5/2008 7:22:27 AM | Miss W you stole my line!!!
I was just getting ready to post that! Oh well, I am hoping for the new years, that we all get tied up more. And yes, I mean the fun kind. sigh...lucky, lucky Cooky...
I would think Gay Guys would tie up Mormon Boys ? | |
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| ASK A GAY GUY Posted: 1/5/2008 9:35:50 AM |
Do gay guys tie up women? Only for huge sums of money or if it just necessary | |
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| ASK A GAY GUY Posted: 1/5/2008 9:36:42 AM |
I would think Gay Guys would tie up Mormon Boys ?
I would like to defer to Bob on this one! | |
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| ASK A GAY GUY Posted: 1/5/2008 9:48:38 AM |
I'm so thrilled to be back... I've missed the Cali forum and glad to see that it is back to it's old self!!! And we are THRILLED to have you back! We missed you!!!
How come televangelists wives know nothing about fashion or makeup?? The bigger the hair, the closer to God.
sigh...lucky, lucky Cooky...
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| ASK A GAY GUY Posted: 1/6/2008 7:15:51 PM | ^^Was it good for you too? XOXO | |
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| ASK A GAY GUY Posted: 1/9/2008 9:16:10 AM |
Now who's cuter, Brad or Colin?
Aw hell, I'd do both at the same time.
Colin does have a bigger schlong.
I find Brad to be the cuter of the two. With regard to "manhood" I would argue that we have only seen Colin erect, Brad's last pictures where flacid (Unless you have some first-hand knowledge, Bob--and if you do PLEASE SHARE!!!) | |
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| ASK A GAY GUY Posted: 1/9/2008 10:26:14 AM | From a news report entitled "WHEN A PENIS IS TOO BIG TO SEE" dated 7-11-2004:
Colin Farrell's full-frontal manhood have been cut from his new film, "A Home at the End of the World." Sounds painful, eh? The paper quoted an undisclosed publicist -- sorry, an undisclosed source -- as claiming the dimensions of the offending member disrupted a test screening. "The women were overexcited," said the source, "and the men looked really uncomfortable." I was actually new to the whole Colin Penis flap... but I am willing to do the research because I am giver.  | |
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| ASK A GAY GUY Posted: 1/9/2008 10:31:01 AM |
I was actually new to the whole Colin Penis flap... but I am willing to do the research because I am giver. I think it is really good of you to "take one for the team" | |
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| ASK A GAY GUY Posted: 1/9/2008 8:51:09 PM | | Yes, I am generous like that... | |
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| ASK A GAY GUY Posted: 9/10/2009 7:59:37 AM | We seem to be missing our designated "Gay Guy" here in the forums lately.
Anyone willing (able) to take up the gauntlet? | |
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| ASK A GAY GUY Posted: 9/10/2009 3:18:32 PM |
We seem to be missing our designated "Gay Guy" here in the forums lately.
Anyone willing (able) to take up the gauntlet? yeah, because let me tell you, there's a real dearth of gay men and their opinions in Los Angeles. I had to come to a dating site to hear some more from them.... | |
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| ASK A GAY GUY Posted: 9/10/2009 5:43:09 PM | hey, why is there no ask a gay gal forum? i have some questions regarding threesomes. | |
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| ASK A GAY GUY Posted: 9/10/2009 5:47:29 PM | ^^From what I understand gay gals won't do threesomes with guys.
That would make them bisexual. | |
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| ASK A GAY GUY Posted: 9/10/2009 7:07:07 PM |
hey, why is there no ask a gay gal forum? i have some questions regarding threesomes I guess you could start one. Seeing as how you have most (only) interest in it.  | |
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jbogie
| Joined: 9/30/2008 Msg: 198 | |
| ASK A GAY GUY Posted: 9/10/2009 8:06:34 PM | haha. you're right pink. at least as much interest as this thread generated huh? back atcha. | |
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| ASK A GAY GUY Posted: 9/10/2009 8:58:26 PM | Oh my...we have a few bored "Cali-borummers" here who must resurrect this most ancient of threads...sigh. Not to sound like an old cantankerous lady who likes to tell the kids to get off the lawn and proclaim "in my day" but...the people and the gay guy who originally posted this are long gone. Off to say and happy
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| ASK A GAY GUY Posted: 9/10/2009 9:10:11 PM | What's a "Cali-borummer?" I think she just insulted us.  | |
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