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Posted: 12/22/2007 4:04:42 PM | Love the thread idea keep it going till new year
I hope everyone has a brill XMAS and gets everything they want and more
I hope that for some 2008 is a better yr and for others mostly the ex's that did us wrong well you can guess what i wish
I will have my sad butt in here on xmas night if anyone wants a gab and a laugh or just to talk.
Everyone feels alone but we dont have to be totally alone when we got buds in here.ok me getting soppy now.      | |
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Posted: 12/23/2007 10:17:23 AM | a very merry christmas to posters past and present,to friends old and new and to the mods too
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Posted: 12/23/2007 12:53:20 PM | 12 Days of Christmas
December 14th
Dearest John:
I went to the door today and the postman delivered a partridge in a pear tree.
What a delightful gift. I couldn't have been more surprised.
With dearest love and affection,
Agnes
December 15th
Dearest John:
Today the postman brought your very sweet gift. Just imagine, two turtle doves.... I'm just delighted at your very thoughtful gift. They are just adorable.
All my love,
Agnes
December 16th
Dear John:
Oh, aren't you the extravagant one! Now I must protest. I don't deserve such generosity. Three French hens. They are just darling but I must insist ... you're just too kind.
Love,
Agnes
December 17th
Dear John:
Today the postman delivered four calling birds. Now really! They are beautiful, but don't you think enough is enough? You're being too romantic.
Affectionately,
Agnes
December 18th
Dearest John:
What a surprise! Today the postman delivered five golden rings. One for each finger. You're just impossible, but I love it. Frankly, John, all those squawking birds were beginning to get on my nerves.
All my love,
Agnes
December 19th
Dear John:
When I opened the door there were actually six geese a-laying on my front steps.
So you're back to the birds again, huh? Those geese are huge. Where will I ever keep them? The neighbors are complaining and I can't sleep through the racket.
PLEASE STOP!
Cordially,
Agnes
December 20th
John:
What's with you and those f--king birds???? Seven swans a-swimming. What kind of damn joke is this? There's bird poop all over the house and they never stop the racket. I'm a nervous wreck and I can't sleep all night. IT'S NOT FUNNY ....... So stop with those f--king birds.
Sincerely,
Agnes
December 21st
OK Buster:
I think I prefer the birds. What the hell am I going to do with eight maids a-milking? It's not enough with all those birds and eight maids a-milking, but they had to bring their own damn cows. There is sh-t all over the lawn and I can't move in my own house. Just lay off me SMART ASS!
December 22nd
Hey Sh-thead:
What are you? Some kind of sadist? Now there's nine pipers piping. And damn - do they pipe!! They haven't stopped chasing those maids since they got here yesterday morning. The cows are upset and are stepping all over those screeching birds. No wonder they screech. What am I going to do?
The neighbors have started a petition to evict me. You'll get yours.
From
Ag
December 23rd
You Rotten Pig!
Now there's ten ladies dancing - and I use the term "ladies" loosely! They've been flirting with those nine pipers all night long. Now the cows can't sleep and they've got diarrhea. My living room is a river of sh-t. The commissioner of buildings has subpoenaed me to give cause why the building shouldn't be condemned. I'm calling the police on you.
One who means it,
Ag
December 24th
Listen F--khead:
What's with the eleven lords a-leaping on those maids and aforementioned "ladies"? Some of those broads will never walk again. Those pipers ran through the maids and have been committing ghastly acts with the cows. All 234 of the birds are dead. They have been trampled to death in the orgy. I hope you're satisfied, you rotten swine.
Your sworn enemy,
Miss Agnes McCallister
December 25th
(From the law offices Taeker, Spredar, and Bangar)
Dear Sir:
This is to acknowledge your latest gift of twelve drummers drumming, which you have seen fit to inflict on our client, Miss Agnes McCallister. The destruction, of course, was total.
All correspondence should come to our attention. If you should attempt to reach Miss McCallister at Happy-Dale Sanitarium, the attendants have instructions to shoot you on sight.
With this letter, please find attached a warrant for your arrest.
Taeker, Spredar, and Bangar
Attorneys at Law
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Posted: 12/23/2007 2:11:26 PM | everyone - may you all find someone special in 2008. Remember to get out to them parties, charity events this holiday season....I mean who knows...... I've just taken on a new job over this period of elf hunter reporting directly to Mr Claus himself so wish me duck
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Posted: 12/23/2007 3:09:51 PM | Katxxxx thanks for the laugh its been one hell of a stressful day and that made me laugh out loud so cheers lol.
I'd like to wish all my fellow forumites in fact everyone on POF a very Merry xmas. I hope Santa is good to us all and that we all find our Mr or Miss Wonderful in our xmas stockings (fat chance bye hey you never know lol)
To all my great friends that I have made on here. Thanks for the laughs and the good times we have had this year and I hope we can do it all again next year.
  
Ps Its been almsot 2 years now since I lost my beloved Mum but I will be toasting her at xmas and thinking of her as always. Merry xmas mum, I love and miss you loads. | |
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Posted: 12/23/2007 3:49:16 PM |
This Christmas I am making sure my children understand the suffering that those less fortunate than ourselves have to go through at this time of the year. First thing in the morning we shall all be blacking up before sitting down to a breakfast of rice whilst sticking raisins on our faces to symbolise flies and playing Free Nelson Mandela followed by Do They Know It's Christmas. Once the message has well and truly sunk in, then we shall exchange gifts and have a right old knees up from about 8 am onwards.
But what say if Santa gets stuck in your chimney but then manages to dislodge himself right in the middle of your Christmas morning teachings? Having A big fat man covered in soot shouting obscenities about mince pies could blow your Christmas message right out the window and thus doubling the amount of money you will have to spend putting them through therapy later in life... You need to think about these things.
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Posted: 12/23/2007 4:21:03 PM | reasons why Santa can't possibly be a man:
Men can't pack a bag.
Men would rather be dead than caught wearing red velvet.
Men would feel their masculinity is threatened...having to be seen with all those elves.
Men don't answer their mail.
Men would refuse to allow their physique to be described even in jest as anything remotely resembling a "bowlful of jelly."
Men aren't interested in stockings unless somebody's wearing them.
Having to do the Ho Ho Ho thing would seriously inhibit their ability to pick up women.
Finally, being responsible for Christmas would require a commitment.
he he he he he
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Posted: 12/24/2007 7:16:22 AM | Merry Christmas and a prosperous New Year to all that I have met through real life or just from being online.
xxxxxx
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Posted: 12/24/2007 7:18:00 AM | I'm going offline now and will be back in 2 days, have a good one everyone! Merry Chrimbo to all those who know me!
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Posted: 12/24/2007 7:37:46 AM | I wish you all a very merry Christmas
I hope 2008 brings everything you wish for
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Posted: 12/24/2007 8:41:55 AM | Merry xmas,
christmas is a time for peace,
christmas is a time for harmony,
for respect, for family values,
for tradition,for giving,
christmas is a time to embrace the people around you,
christmas is a time............................to get fckin hammered,to eat s*it loads,to take the p*ss out of all and sundry and to fckin open presents.
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Posted: 12/24/2007 9:12:52 AM |  Have a happy 25th December everyone.
I hope you don't end up eating turkey sandwiches for the next two weeks.
Be pissed and merry. | |
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Posted: 12/24/2007 9:28:45 AM | Merry Christmas to all on POF and a happy new year to all.
get pissed and merry and have fun.
xxxx
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Posted: 12/24/2007 10:29:17 AM | Haven't got time to email everyone now...  so...
Have fun, enjoy  ... take care of yourself ... wishing all my fellow forumites that have brought a smile to my face & increased sales in Teena Lady this year... ...a very Merry Xmas, & best wishes for health wealth & happiness in 2008 thanks for your friendship. 
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Posted: 12/24/2007 11:26:29 AM | Merry Xmas to all.
I enjoy everyones posts, and in some warped way - this place is like my local pub and all of you it's regulars..
It's nice to be nice at this time of year so...
Have a wicked time tomorrow, and all the best for 2008. | |
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Posted: 12/24/2007 11:38:29 AM | Can I just take this opportunity to wish everyone on POF all the very best for the Festive Season, and Peace, Love, and Understanding for 2008.
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Posted: 12/24/2007 2:11:06 PM | Merry Christmas Everyone
all my presents are now in position - drum kit assembled (see photo on profile) so very excited about tomorrow, can't wait to see my boy's face
Alcohol induced love to you all
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Posted: 12/24/2007 2:17:16 PM | Yes and to all the people who hate the way we spell on this forum.
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Posted: 12/24/2007 2:18:30 PM | Heres wishing everyone on the forums and to all those I have met this year a very merry christmas.Look forward to meeting lots more next year!
To those people who have become my friends long may you be so.
I Hope that 2008 brings everyone happiness ,health and good luck.
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Posted: 12/24/2007 3:15:33 PM | Tampax have announced they are manufacturing a special tampon. It has a string made of tinsel. They assure us this is for the Christmas period only . 
To all the POFFERs (active & inactive) who have enriched my life by their unstinting support through some rocky times this year, I send my biggest Christmas  .
To all the forum members, many of whom I don't necessarily correspond with, but who I feel I know very well through their regular postings, I wish you all health and happiness.
... and to no one special in particular, I'd like to say ' where the hell are you?? ' | |
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Posted: 12/24/2007 3:44:42 PM | | Well it's nearly christmas day. To everyone that I have enjoyed talking to (and even those of you who've annoyed me!) have a lovely christmas | |
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