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A vag might say, "Oh my God.....it's going to be twins!!!!.................get me out of here! ..........it's not my fault....... you didn't tell me you weren't serious! .....I liked the little one eyed guy better!"
Mine would be flipping through yellow pages for twatters anonymous
call now call now thats 1-800-demonicrefuser.....thats 1-800 demonicrefuser.
now how about one that can whistle...that would be cool. I've seen me a lot of weird shit in my day, but I ain't never seen a vagina that could talk. I seen me a stripper with one breast. And I seen me a stripper with twelve toes. I've even seen me a stripper with no brains at all, but I ain't never seen a vagina that could talk ........... And I've been to Morocco.
call now call now thats 1-800-demonicrefuser.....thats 1-800 demonicrefuser.
now how about one that can whistle...that would be cool. I've seen me a lot of weird shit in my day, but I ain't never seen a vagina that could talk. I seen me a stripper with one breast. And I seen me a stripper with twelve toes. I've even seen me a stripper with no brains at all, but I ain't never seen a vagina that could talk ........... And I've been to Morocco.
Nope she don't whistle, but does a mean rappin rip sound when filled with air...... Filled with water she makes the the bellagio fountains and ole' faithful look tame and pitiful.... but rest assured they do talk.... just need to find the right hand puppeteer lmao.....
tried your # and was put on hold, isn't that the theme song from underdog?? LOL operators standing by my arse.... such a playa
Sometimes after having been attacked by the one-eyed beast, mine says,
"Oh crap! I just threw up all over the bed!"
Then it tells the one-eyed beast that it can't fall asleep on that side of the bed & asks to switch sides so it doesn't have to sleep in all that puke.
Unfortunately I don't have a vagina. If I did I wouldn't be on this site. Now I used to have one but she left me for some other guy. But if I had a vagina I'd hope she'd say things like...can I get you another beer honey?...do you want me to do anything for you while you watch the ball game?...Things of that nature. Vaginal discourse.
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..........it's not my fault....... you didn't tell me you weren't serious!
.....I liked the little one eyed guy better!" 
