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Posted: 1/1/2008 10:42:20 AM | ^^^^
I was thinking something in the way of a small, concealable handgun.
You know...the type you can carry in your long black trenchcoat....
Course. I wasn't gonna USE it or anything......................
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| NEW YEAR ROMANCE RESOLUTIONS
Posted: 1/1/2008 10:45:00 AM | I resolve to:
1. impregnate no more than three virginians
2. impregnate no less than five non-virginians
3. vote for Rodham
4. get an appendectomy and a hair transplant sometime soon
5. seduce at least 15 married women
6. avoid angry husbands (especially those with guns)
7. pay all my back child support on time as soon as I get out of jail
8. get a full time job
9. vote for Hillary
10. quit drinking
11. quit smoking
12. quit toking
13. get a facelift, a tummy tuck, and a newer, more shapely butt
14. vote for Clinton
15. move the outhouse AFTER I evict the downstairs renters
16. divorce the babysitter
17. visit Canada
18. PASS the Wasserman test this time
19. Pay my POF dues and renew my membership
20. Vote for Hillary again! | |
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Posted: 1/1/2008 11:02:57 AM | I have a gf, so romance takes a completely different scope and while I can spew all the crap about balance and stuff like that, that is not what does it. I think the secret in to bring something new everyday.
For instance, my gf doesn't know how to salsa very well since she's American, so at the company Christmas party, even though she made an incredible impression on everyone (the hottest woman in the place), she was kind so shy on the dance floor and did a lot of stumbling. I told her not to worry, there are gringos and latinos and people from all over the world in our company, so they don't care as long as you just try and have fun.
Anyway, move forward a couple of weeks to last night at a restaurant where we were receiving the new year. They played some Disco, and somehow we managed to sink perfectly. Then we walked a couple of blocks to a place that had Salsa. She wanted to go in and give it a second try. "Are you sure?" I asked. She desperately wants to learn, so we went in. She is actually an incredible belly dancer, so as we began to dance, I told her to forget the steps, to listen to the music and to move her hips, then when the music would change, to change and do some of the stuff we did before. It sinked in like a charm, and before you knew it she was even doing very complex South American steps that most Americans have a hard time grasping. Anyway, here we are dancing, minding our own business when we realized that people have moved aside and they are watching us dancing. She first felt a little embarrassed, but I made a face, as if saying, who cares, so she continued with her steps, moving those hips like a Latina and having everyone in the place stare. When that song finished and we moved towards the bar, people clapped.
So, new years romance resolution, more of that juh, juh.
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Posted: 1/1/2008 11:21:52 AM | Since I live alone, I spend my 'romance' energy on myself. I light candles and incense, play my favorite music and dance. I'll take a drive to a park and walk and enjoy the exercise and sunshine. I tend my garden and watch the roses bloom. I wander bookstores and read and learn new things. I travel and visit and meet people and take in new sights and experiences. I sit and ponder and write and read some more...
Sure, I'd love to share these things and give my energy for romance to another, and receive some back. Some of the best things in life are free and available to anyone with the foresight to appreciate them. Love and romance, however, cannot be bought at any price, but can only be hoped for. In the meantime, peace is good! | |
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Posted: 1/1/2008 11:32:42 AM | To be more choosy. I met this guy and he had his way with me last weekened. I can't beleive that I allowed this to happen to me. I'm covered with bruises. I spent New Years Eve crying all night. He was a real smooth talker. He left me a phone message and called me stupid. I must be... I don't know if I can go on with this... "Damage Goods" I'm a strong person however, I'm in shock since this just happened. I don't know what to do.
Please be careful out there! | |
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Posted: 1/1/2008 11:43:31 AM | To let old loves live in the graves they have dug,
And Let new ones live in a positive light!!
Sounds Like a winner to ME!! | |
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Posted: 1/1/2008 1:31:48 PM | | To put all of the experiences that I had last year, regarding dating, to good use and begin this new year with a fresh/clean slate...to apply the things I've learned to my dating practices this year.....and, hopefully, if fate sees fit, have a man in my life that will appreciate my positive spirit and my love for life...... | |
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Posted: 1/1/2008 2:34:52 PM | My New Years Resolution is to find a way to expose every lying POS on here who claims to be "here just for the forums", AND has the "hottest woman on earth" already as a GF, yet spends DAY after DAY after 24 hour DAY here EVEN ON NATIONAL F'ING HOLIDAYS, sometimes from the WEEEEEEEEEEE hours of the mornings til the WEEEEEE hours of next the morning, posting and posting and bragging about how they are so god damned perfect and everyone else should take a lesson from them and they got laid on the first date and on every moment with their woman and she gives great head and she never questions a thing they do and she trusts them implicitly (have you noticed "she" does not exist on POF nor does "she" post???), and she lets THEM be the MANLY MAN that they are and and and and and blah blah ad NAUSEUM....
When in truth they are probably just as much alone as the rest of us....but simply don't have the balls to be honest about it.
I'm getting a leeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeetle seeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeek of the constant bragging, boys. Anything that seems too good to be true, usually is. And to be quite honest, you AINT ALL THAT from where I'm sittin, and I'm findin' your stories a leeeeeeeeeeeetle hard to swallow. | |
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Posted: 1/1/2008 3:37:47 PM | well id like to think that i would finally meet my soul mate but hey that aint going to happen.
there i go again being negative before the year begins. | |
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Posted: 1/1/2008 5:09:30 PM | - Actually have a relationship with someone in the same city.
- Over come intimacy issues.
I just keep going for the same LD trap over and over again. FANTASTIC. | |
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Posted: 1/1/2008 5:16:08 PM | | To ask out this cashier I see at the store all the time. I've been meaning to do this for almost 2 years now. I'm gonna do it this year. | |
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Posted: 1/1/2008 5:18:18 PM | My main Romance Resolution is to: stop throwing mini temper tantrums when i don't get my way...and, be more flexible. (my boyfriend may like this!)
Happy New Year to ALL!!!
Coco
ps...I LOVED the story about the salsa dancing by OutMind | |
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Posted: 1/1/2008 5:24:47 PM | to always remember....if he says the sky is blue - better step outside and check.....cynical i know - but works for me  | |
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Posted: 1/1/2008 6:25:47 PM | meet a woman, feed her BS, tell her what she wants to hear, over time make her THINK i love her, use her for sex, spend her money..........basicly just try and convince her there is a relationship and to make her feel special, then after a month or so dump her.
then look for another one to do the same to.
and so on, and so on, and so on.
you know tho all this sounds very very very familliar, oh of course, now i remember, i have had it done to me in 2007........TWICE.
ROMANCE !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!romance stinks. | |
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Posted: 1/1/2008 7:29:44 PM | babybleuz: I am so sorry about your bad date experience. If you met a date rapist on this site, please at least report him to the admin & get him barred! If you do not want to pursue it with the law (which I highly recommend as a rape crisis person), then maybe you can prevent someone else from here having the same bad experience!!
Be good to yourself & don't accept that it was your fault. No means NO! You might benefit from some counseling at your local crisis centre so please give them a call.
StyleGal | |
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Posted: 1/1/2008 7:39:30 PM | | To be more open in relationships..never used to be until recently. Also to be more accepting to the small things. I've been able overlook the little things that don't matter lately. (Learning from my mistakes) | |
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Posted: 1/1/2008 8:10:36 PM | | to work at overcoming my commitment phobia. when i meet someone and see no future in it, i'm quite nonchalant about things when they don't work out. but when i start to really like someone i sabotage myself...when i feel those expectations and feelings building i distance myself, i set up the backup plan, i have to fight to avoid being impatient or putting on the pressure. i find it hard to just enjoy something when it starts to work, it's difficult to let things just evolve naturally and not ruin it by placing demands and pressure upon it too soon. all those reactions derive from a fear of commitment, of being vulnerable, and of getting my heart broken...i need to get over it already, and that's my new years resolution. | |
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