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Posted: 1/1/2008 6:21:09 PM | Oh this one is easy. The feminists are at fault. You know what I'm talking about I'm sure.
Typical feminists complain about everything. Now its (he doesn't scream and yell or grunt and moan.) Where will it end? Next it will be ......... He has no backbone. I can see it now.
Just be thankful you have a boyfriend and start doing more for him and you will do fine. How long have you been dating this guy? Most likely long enough to get him wrapped around your fingers to sing whatever tune you bellow.
I just hope his balls drop back to where they were prior and you try to remember your place. We would all be much better off this way.
I'm sure most would agree. | |
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Posted: 1/1/2008 6:25:07 PM | OH Baby a little to the left
OH baby a little to the right
Oh baby push it in some more
Oh baby pull it out a bit
No push it in more
Oh baby a bit more to the left
THATS ITTTTTTTTTTTTT!
YES YES YES
That's exactly where I want the couch! | |
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Posted: 1/1/2008 6:34:25 PM | studleydorightly
I actually had a cat by that name who ran off after he infested my home with fleas...........
"remember my place" ? WTF era are you from???? | |
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Posted: 1/1/2008 6:40:04 PM |
Oh this one is easy. The feminists are at fault. You know what I'm talking about I'm sure.
Typical feminists complain about everything. Now its (he doesn't scream and yell or grunt and moan.) Where will it end? Next it will be ......... He has no backbone. I can see it now.
Just be thankful you have a boyfriend and start doing more for him and you will do fine. How long have you been dating this guy? Most likely long enough to get him wrapped around your fingers to sing whatever tune you bellow.
I just hope his balls drop back to where they were prior and you try to remember your place. We would all be much better off this way.
I'm sure most would agree.
^^^^^^^^^nick off and don't try and ruin this fun thread..
Most of all apologise to t8karisk, you insulted her and was uncalled for... | |
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Posted: 1/1/2008 6:53:49 PM | Nick off? Is that another term for.....I could not agree more with you?
Okay. I'm sorry t8karisk chose to post her private sex life to the world. I only hope she also chose to discuss it with her lover first. I've also had my flea shots. Woof.
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Another reason may be............You don't turn him on. Just a thought. | |
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Posted: 1/1/2008 6:59:40 PM |
Nick off? Is that another term for.....I could not agree more with you?
Ah, the forum troll arrives. What sa matter? You jealous that other people have sex and you, strong man, doesn't have a good woman to tend to your needs without complaint. | |
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Posted: 1/1/2008 7:11:22 PM | I love these forums! The misconceptions, the assumptions.......
Everyone brings a mindset , an inherited moral to the table, it's lovely and very enlightening.
BTW, I'm not in a current relationship. It was simply a thought (question)for the day................ | |
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Posted: 1/1/2008 7:19:50 PM | | I really don't mind if the guy is quiet. As long as he lets me know he's enjoying himself. I'd rather have quiet than screeching, ear piercing howling. (Phone sex, one time. I thought the guy was dying!!) | |
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Posted: 1/1/2008 7:20:03 PM | When I was first introduced to the world of intimacy (not in a solitary sense - lol), I was quiet. That lasted for a couple years. Then, this one night changed my ways.
I was with a very horny woman. We were at a football game slipping rum in our soft drinks. After the game we decided to head over to the park and enjoy the rest of the evening. Anyways, long story short, she started to moan out loud. I was responding physically to her moans but not verbally or in any other audible way. She then started talking dirty. I remained silent. She then told me to tell her when I was going to cum.
When I told her the time arrived she went wild, throwing her pelvis into me and holding on with a real tight grasp. She began yelling at me to fvck her as hard as I can.
After that night I learned never to be quiet again... provided a woman prefers it that way. | |
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Posted: 1/1/2008 7:22:40 PM | I was really hoping this thread could go for awhile without a bunch of bashing, it is pretty funny and has good potential.
I also knew a guy once who snort during sex. Was pretty annoying cause it was in a hunting tent camp. His wife didn't seem to mind much though when we all snorted at breakfast the next morning. | |
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Posted: 1/1/2008 7:25:09 PM | Anybody remember the scene from the movie "The Right Stuff" where the future astronauts were "supplying sperm samples"? | |
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Posted: 1/1/2008 8:10:24 PM | My I:
A lesson well learned!
kenb5b01:
Snorted? too funny
Any other sounds any one has "overheard" ? | |
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Posted: 1/1/2008 8:51:06 PM | well nothing beats a good loud queef during a vigourous rogering.
but yes, everyone's right so far. it stems from early instances of masturbation, keeping quiet from others in the house.
also, i like listening to the noises that she is making, i'd rather listen to how i'm pleasing her than my own apelike grunts.
that said, blow my mind in the sack and i'll let some grunts and moans out. i see bedroom noises as the utterances of someone being pleasured, so when i'm doing the pushing it's nothing that catches me off guard or really rubs me the right way that i'd ejaculate some vociferation.
dead silence in bed would be freaky, heavy/fast breathing with sighs is the norm, and then you got your squeals/moans of pleasure and your dirty talk, but those last two are just perks.
how about girls that don't make noise? ever had one? i haven't. i think it would be a lot weirder than a guy that doesn't. girls are generally louder because they are always getting poked or rubbed, and the rest of the time they have their mouth full. guys on the other hand have "work to do", which is to supply sufficient pleasure to elicit moisture/noise/orgasms out of her.
maybe it has to do with feelings too, men just don't vocalize their feelings like women do. it's truly an interesting topic, and i'd like to see if there been any formal study conducted into this phenomenon of noise-making in the bedroom. cool thread  | |
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Posted: 1/2/2008 12:10:32 AM | javascript:smilie(' ')
I don't know what to say that won't be taken the wrong way and what I do say sounds so much like a broken record.... it makes me sad. Does anyone have a book or tape on how to be more *noisey*????
And then there are those times when something was said and she *stopped cold* and looked at me... yeah I felt like a donkey... I should have just brayed.javascript:smilie(' ')
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Posted: 1/2/2008 7:24:30 PM | | I so don't want this thread to die, it is oh so humorous.... come on guys, why so quiet and what made you that way????? | |
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Posted: 1/2/2008 7:48:00 PM | I used to date someone for 5 years that I cared for a lot. We had the best sex, but he never said a word or never made a sound. He was very passionate, sensitive and intelligent, but I guess it wasn't his style.
When I say he was quiet, I mean quiet. But the sex was to die for!!!!
If you're missing the audio, do the demo yourself!! LOL!
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Posted: 1/2/2008 7:58:44 PM | You want noise from your man in bed?
Try giving him a Nurple just prior to orgasm. That'll get him going.
I learned that the painful way..... | |
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Posted: 1/2/2008 9:51:57 PM | Not all men are silent.
I may not wake the neighborhood, but you will know what is good and what isnt.
I feel that making noise and raw animal sounds enhances lovemaking.
It helps enhance the pleasure one is feeling at the time.
And yes dirty talk between an established couple is also awesome and helps the other truly understand your inner desires.
Try asking your partner to be more verbal....maybe be more verbal yourself...(not saying you arent)
sometimes the best way to lead is by example.
If he is shy try to open him up slowly by talking a little
ask him to tell you or express in moans when it feels good.
work on him a little while with patience and soon you too may be in the next "porky's" movie......heheheheh
good lick.....ummm i mean luck | |
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Posted: 1/2/2008 9:55:19 PM | I tried being vocal... but somehow when I burst out "OH BABY, OH BABY, MAKE ME A SANDWICH!" it just killed the mood. *shrug* oh well.  | |
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Posted: 1/2/2008 9:59:24 PM | | My last boyfriend always wanted me to scream during sex. I found that kind of odd since I am not a screamer. But he seemed to be obsessed with it. Why? To feed his ego? | |
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Posted: 1/2/2008 10:01:57 PM |
My last boyfriend always wanted me to scream during sex. I found that kind of odd since I am not a screamer. But he seemed to be obsessed with it. Why? To feed his ego?
Maybe he was just hard of hearing? Flash cards might have worked just as well... | |
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