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Posted: 5/24/2005 4:26:01 PM | I met this girl off another dating site, read her profile, saw her pic, and thought she looked and sounded alright. but just like Keeks posted she was nothin like what she had described.
She said in her profile she was fun... "fun? I had better times at a funeral" said she was outgoing.... again "my bedroom wall is more outgoing than her.." and said she was energetic...
Yeah ok.. far from it... thought I was gonna have to slap an EKG machine on her to make sure she had a pulse and heartbeat.. needless to say my band members called my cell and told me that my Lead guitarist was competing that night.So I had to escape to my favorite guitarshop down the street from her house to watch my guitarplayer play in a competition there. | |
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Posted: 5/24/2005 5:11:36 PM | | I've had so many bad first/last dates that I can share. Where to begin? Give me some time. I'll come back to this. I need to decide which to share with you all. | |
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Posted: 5/24/2005 5:24:28 PM | | On a first date, a dork thought it would be romantic to take me out in the middle of the woods by a creek to "look at the stars". I seriously thought he was going to kill me & dump my body in the water. | |
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Posted: 5/24/2005 5:43:42 PM | Went on a date with a very cutesy lady,as were parting ways she discovered her car had a flat tire, of course I took her spare out and jacked up the vehicle and changed it. I thought the first date went well and was looking forward to seeing her again. When I got home I checked my email. She had sent me a letter pointing out the many flaws "she" saw in me. I was shocked, hurt and angry.
Met a girl online and met at a restuarant. Really odd.... she only ate fruit and her pet word was "JEEPERS". We had to leave because she couldn't stand the smell of the deep fryer, fries, chicken or what ever they were cooking.
You remember that Foghorn Leghorn cartoon and the hen that was always after him? I took a girl out that would answer most everything I said with an exclaimed "YES" just like that hen called Miss Prissy.
That being said, I met a girl through a friend, an initial lunch date told me that she was very quiet, it was really hard to have a conversation. I kept dating her and she didn't mind riding with me in the old truck I had at the time. One evening I picked her up and she was dressed to kill, she was quietly sexy and voluptuous. As we were sitting there waiting for our order to arrive she grabbed a napkin and started to write. She passed the note to me and it said," I'm not wearing any underwear." It was a night I always will rememeber. | |
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Posted: 5/24/2005 5:50:37 PM | I was totally mortified at the time this happened (about 5 years ago) but was able to laugh about it later. Ok, first time dating in a long time for me at that point, good-looking, respectable guy that had been an vague acquaintance of mine for a while. Our first date was going really well, he picked me up dead on time, nicely dressed, then took me for a steak and lobster dinner. Perhaps somewhere at the back of my mind I was thinking "what's the catch?" already, I dunno, hindsight is 20/20 and all that. Anyway, we did really hit it off quite well and had a great time at supper. We were going to go for a beach stroll, but it was getting chillier so he wanted to stop by his place and grab us both a couple of jackets. I went in with him while he rooted through his closet and then went to the bathroom. He was in there for a bit longer than expected, finally he came out sniffing etc, wearing nothing but his bathrobe, which was fully open at the front! AND, (this gets even better) he had a bottle of Jergens lotion in one hand, and you can guess what he was doing with the other....he came and stood beside me, still sniffing away...I freaked and just ran as fast as I could out of his house, and called a cab from the first payphone I could find.
I later found out, he was a major coke freak but that was a little-known fact about him, due to his very respectable public persona. Next time I saw him, in all innocence he asked me did I enjoy our date and want to go out again.
No word of a lie....I kill myself laughing about it now, and I also told anyone else I knew who wanted to date him at the time what had happened on our first date. | |
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Posted: 5/24/2005 8:10:22 PM | | It turns you on ffrosty...because you can picture my thighs of steel...lol. Woo hoo! | |
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Posted: 5/24/2005 8:14:48 PM | As we were sitting there waiting for our order to arrive she grabbed a napkin and started to write. She passed the note to me and it said," I'm not wearing any underwear." It was a night I always will rememeber.
YOU WIN!!!
It turns you on ffrosty...because you can picture my thighs of steel...lol. Woo hoo!
mm hmm; that could be it.
CHEQUE! | |
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Posted: 5/24/2005 8:27:06 PM | | Oh..and just so u know.....I don't wear any underwear either....lolol | |
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Posted: 5/24/2005 9:20:42 PM | | Had been dating this guy for about 6 weeks...had gone out 1/2 dozen times or so. We went to a nice restaurant for dinner. During the middle of dinner he pushes his chair back, gets down on one knee with a ring and proposes. Then the manager is at the table with a bottle of champagne and everyone in the restaurant is staring at us. Not what I was expecting or wanting from the evening. Turning down/rejecting a person definitely makes for a bad date. | |
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Posted: 6/3/2005 10:25:36 AM | Hmmmm I was told I was the fool on this date, can I get some feedback on it?
I met a guy for lunch. He showed up with a Harley Davidson pamplet. Now I don't mind someone into bikes and even wanting to talk about them, but this guy only wanted to talk about the price of them. He then proceeded to tell me that he was going out and paying cash for the one he wanted once we finished lunch. I tried to change the topic to his children, and he still made it into a conversation about his money. He told me his daughter wanted a $33,000 car for graduation, but he was only going to give her $10,000.
He never gave me any detaild about the bike he wanted, only the price and a picture. He had nothing to say about his children, he had two, other than the money thing. I had nothing to add to a conversation like that and ended up saying very little. Heck, I thought I did well by trying to change topics, so we could share child raising experiences or something, but a friend told me I should have been more impressed and given the guy another chance. I was glad I never heard from him again, and hope something happens in his life to give him more to talk about.
Now don't take me wrong, I don't hold the fact that a guy has money against him, but he has to have something intelligent to say. I have dated guys that had just as much money and talked about a lot of things. Even though the conversation let me know they had money it wasn't like they were shoving it in my face, it was just a conversation about life.
So was I wrong in being turned off by this guy? | |
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Posted: 6/3/2005 9:00:27 PM | Hmmmmmmm my ultimate would be with a fellow i chatted online with for a few weeks, we instant messaged pretty well everynight but there were no phone calls as he said he was on dial up and his daughter usuallly needed the pc for school stuff, he never had a pic posted but assured me he was all he said he was, 6', blonde hair green eyes and fit, well i decided to take a chance and meet him site unseen,we arranged to meet at a restaraunt and he would have a flower in hand so i would know it was him, well got to the restaraunt and looked for a guy with a flower and all i saw was a little chubby guy , he stood up and well lets say he did not fit his profile, he was not 6' more like 5'5, his hair was brown, not blonde, his eyes were brown not green and the only way i could use the word "fit" to describe him was..... his stomach DID NOT "fit" in his shirt, the final blow was when he came up and said "Hi, you mutht be the perthon im thupposed to meet tonight, LMAO NOW I know why there were no phone calls, he had a very pronounced lisp.I would have stayed and continued the dinner as none of the above really bothered me EXCEPT the fact he had lied! | |
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Posted: 7/19/2005 5:16:53 AM | I have had lots of bad dates...you know you think you have screened them when you chat for a while and talk on the phone but people can hide things. Here's my worst and then the most recent.
#1. Met this guy down at Union station. We had planned to go to centre island. He was as cute as his pic and carrying a bottle of "water" which turned to be sake (he had lived in japan and got the taste for it. He began slurring his words and I said..."oh is that water you are drinking?" and he said "sure, want some?" Calling his bluff I said yes and took one whiff and said...."this isnt water". He mumbled something about being nervous and needing a drink. I said we could have stopped into a pub but I found it a little weird to be walking around drinking.
So we go across to centre island and have lunch at the restaurant where he drinks 3 beers. We walk around the island which was actually quite pleasant and watch the sunset. He then said he would like to have dinner with me as well. We head back to TO and go to a restaurant there where he has another 3 beers. By this time he is pretty tipsy and I say to him..."I should go home"....so we are walking to the subway and he suddenly sees a bar and drags me in there. I protest. He says...oh come on...just one drink. We get talking to a guy who is sitting at the bar visiting fro California. Nice guy. My date drinks 3 more beers. Finally I say...."I AM GOING HOME" and he just waves and says...see ya. Tha californian guy says...."hey buddy if I was you I would go home with her instead of sitting here with me" ....I thank him and we head to the subway.
He then tells me he has missed his train back to Hamilton and wants me to take him home with me. He is reeling drunk and falling all over me telling me he loves me etc etc. When we get to Finch he says he has to go to the washroom and I RAN as soon as he was out of sight.
Next day he contacts me and tells me he is so VERY sorry and that he had been so nervous etc etc. I am not that thrilled as you can imagine.
The story doesn't end there but I don't want to bore you all. LOL | |
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Posted: 7/19/2005 5:24:17 AM | #2 ( Most recent)
The guy was a lot smaller than he looked in his pics and lied about his height. His shoulders were half the size of mine and if he turned sideways, he would disappear. However, it was a fairly pleasant evening until the end. He started to push me as to what I thought of him. I told him that he seemed to be a nice man. He said..."nice man? come on tell me what you really think....will you want to go out with me again?" So finally I said....'well I think maybe our statures aren't compatible." I mean I really didn't feel any chemistry so what was I supposed to say?
He then proceeds to show me his bank book and say look how much money he has in his chequing account ($20,000). I am not sure how to respond to that. His next move is to say...."hell I can put on 50lbs but you know those big guys can't even find their****...at least I have a big one".......again I am dumbfounded. His final attempt at changing my mind he says...." so how many men do you know who have been given an award by the queen?". I say ..."oh what did you get an award for?" he says....for saving a family from a burning building. I am still not sure how that could have changed my mind about whether I felt any chemistry with him but it was all a little sad. | |
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Posted: 7/19/2005 6:39:55 AM | | Well a couple of months ago i started chatting to this guy online, he seemed really cute on cam...he was just a lil pushy and weird, but I took it as him being cute. He would call me all kinds of names like dolly bum and muffin...stuff like that lol. SO we chatted for maybe a week, and then he told me he HAD to meet me, he thinks I could be "the one". So instead of me thinking that's kind of odd, I think awww that's sweet he must really like me...we decide to meet at a coffee shop near my place...I get there...he doesn't like coffee...so I ask him what else he wants to do, suggesting a couple things which he says "nah" too...then finally he tells me that he made me a CD (the equivalent to a mix tape lol) so why don't we go to my place and listen to it. I decide it's better than nothing and agree (my brother's there and he'll kick his ass if he tries anything lol) so we get back there..my brother and his gf are watching a movie (he doesn't want to watch with them of course) so we go into my bedroom to talk...He starts being all sappy again, telling me how beautiful he thinks I am, and I could be the girl he's looking for...then he kisses me...it was alright I suppose...he gets a lil more aggressive, I tell him I'm not gonna do anything with him, he backs off for like five minutes, then tries again..this goes on for most of the night...then he takes off his clothes and gets under the covers...I ask him what he's doing, and tell him it's getting late, maybe he should get going...he tries to tell me that he's locked out of his apartment tonight, so he has to stay here...Now i'm not gonna send the guy out in the street, but for some reason I was a big pushover that night...he seemed soooo nice it was hard to be mean to him...so I ended up sleeping in the same bed, on top of the covers...on the other side lol...nothing happened but the next morning my brother's gf got a nice view of his ass lol | |
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Posted: 7/19/2005 2:06:43 PM | Starts the same as most, phone calls etc. Then we decide to meet for dinner, after he is finished at his herbist. First I get a call the treatment is taking longer than expected, no problem since he had farther to drive then I did, he could just call me to let me know he was on his way.
I get a call about an hour later. He states he lives fairly close to the restaurant so could I pick him up? He then confides in me that he had gotten a DUI and he could only drive to work and back. This should have set off the alarms, as he had told me earlier he had sold his business and didn't work. I decline, not comfortable and all. No problem, he'll see me there.
He gets there, we decide to split a greek salad and an entree since I am not a big eater. Before the salad arrives he has had 3 straight vodkas on the rocks. 2 more during the salad. I had what I wanted of my half of salad and set my plate aside, he proceeds to scrape my plate off on to his and finish it. 2 more drinks before we order dinner. He ask what I wanted, I told him any of the fish specials except the salmon, I dont care for cooked salmon. He proceeds to order the salmon with an extra side of rice and bread. 3 more drinks before dinner arrives which he then eats all by himself, didn't even offer me any.
During the coarse of him getting shit faces it comes out that he had his yard person drop him off and the his sitter would be picking him up, this is when I find out he has a 12 yo daughter.
Then it comes out that he doesn't have a provisional licence but a breathalyzer on his car.
In Texas that means some serious DUI problems.
I have an iron clad rule that on a first date if I feel things are not going to work out I make sure to pay my own way. No accusations of free rides for me thank you. I didn't this time since I never got dinner, only seemed fair to me.
Which remind me of the date that I told about my iron clad rule, then proceeded to pay for my own dinner. On the way out he ask when he could see me again, I just stared at him for a sec and walk off.
Then there are the few that I have looked at my watch thinking "damn I could be doing laundry right now",but those are another story. | |
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Posted: 7/19/2005 2:40:15 PM | | Nowdays, you don't have to even go out on the date. You meet somebody on line, then chat by email, then im awhile, think there is something in common, then discover he is a player, then you break up, all online. No actual meeting needed. | |
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Posted: 7/19/2005 5:23:02 PM | | My Worst date was at boobies also known as hooters.also it was a double date and I felt sort of uncomfortable.I thought maybe later the date would get better.boy was I wrong.the entire time there my date payed me no mind and was flirting with the hooters girls.to make things even worse when one of the girls asked him would you like any thing else.he had nerve to say how about I have them for dessert.I turned around and look it was a picture of a group of hooters girls.I felt really stupid and foolish after that date.I sure hope the next time I go on a date it wont be anything like that. | |
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Posted: 7/19/2005 7:01:42 PM | | I dated a SAX player for about a month . I had a great time but had to end it. He kissed like he was playing that SAX Slobber everywhere! | |
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Posted: 7/19/2005 7:04:31 PM | I don't understand the point to this request. If the guy I go out with is bad, why would I want to push him off on someone else?
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Posted: 7/21/2005 7:52:57 AM | | Met a ladie on another site, lived right across town. We decided to meet at her little "haunt" on Friday night. Things went well on Friday, and we decided to meet there again Saturday. Well, I evidentally ran into the ultimate "Social Butterfly", Because, on Saturday, she would just up and leave me standing in the middle of the room, talking to other guys, come back and say 2 words to me, and then, off again. This time, dancing with 2 or 3 other guys, and then, a nice, grinding, slow dance with 1 guy in particular. This had happened to me one time before, and I vowed not to let it happen again. I slowly slid out the door, and went to a club across town. 1 hour later, she calls 3 seperate times. The 3rd time, I answer, and she asks why I left. Of course I told her, it looked like she was having a good enough time without me. I also asked her why it took her an hour to realize I was gone. Well, needless to say, she had no answer, even though she knew the answer. I nicely as possible told her that there wouldn't be a third date, and went on about my business. | |
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Posted: 7/22/2005 3:32:09 PM | i see what you mean squirrly... great thread... thanks for the tip.
my date nightmare was... and when i came out of blackout i was stark naked on the shove h'appeny table and had my tongue in the lightbulb socket! errr... oops. too much information? | |
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Posted: 7/22/2005 9:23:15 PM | I actually have two dating experiences i want to talk about. I dont know if this relates to bad dates but i suppose it could. lol I wouldnt want to repeat it...Anyway, there was a guy i met in mississippi long ago. I was young he was a lot older than me but i found him attractive. We talked awhile and decided to go out on a date. He was a perfect gentleman. He paid for dinner, he was sweet had a good sense of humor although he walked with a small limp. But i thought he had the sweetest personality. Well we went back to his place. I have to admit i was young and horny at the time. We were sitting on the couch and things got hot and heavy. Ok you know one scenerio lead to another. He turned out the living room light and things started to happen. We ended up falling on the floor from the couch. Well the clothes went flying and of course i got over him and started kissing my way down undid his pants and went kissing the other leg well i sit up on my knees and gave one good yank to get his pants off and when i did i swear to you his leg came off in my hands. Ok i freaked out and started screaming, i was so petrified, i grabbed my clothes and started running out of the house the vision of his leg in my hands was just too much he came out hobbling half naked falling down yelling come back im sorry i didnt tell you come back well i got into my car half naked myself and went to my friends house and put my clothes on before i went in...my friend said so how was your date? I said please dont ask. I never did see that guy again after that. Had he told me about his leg i would have been ok dont spring any surprises on anyone just go ahead and tell them if you have a problem instead of embarrassment.
My other dating scene which was bad. This guy again older than me asked me out, i had always hesitated about him because there was something about him i didnt trust. I finally gave in and he picked me up for our date. He was handsome laid back seemed nice. Well we got halfway to valdosta georgia and he said put out or get out i said excuse me? He said put out or get out and i said well just put me out right here. I was only 18 years old and i didnt want to have sex with him. Well he stopped and i got out and he went on i started walking back to thomasville, he came back by and said get in the car and i said no not if you want me to have sex with you he said look ill leave you alone since you are a little girl and cant handle it. I got back in the car because it was late at night and i was about 30 miles from home. We started driving and he turned around and i said i thought you were taking me home and he said no we are going to valdosta well i started panicking and he said stop your damn crying little girl dont worry you will get home. Well we got to valdosta went to a bar and his friends were there, they started drinking and some of them started buying me drinks. i was young and stupid ok. I got smashed, i had been drinking singapore slings i was ok sitting down but when i stood out it was lights out sister. Well i passed out and next thing i know i woke up on the floor of a trailer and i turned my head because i heard some strange noises and i seen the guy that i had come with and a girl making out. I blinked and just stared too dazed to move. I passed back out. When the morning came, i realized with horror the guy had left me there and went back to thomasville. I dragged myself up and stumbled outside and threw up beside the trailer and i started crying because i had no idea where i was. Well his friends were generous enough to take me back home. When i seen the guy again i slapped him so hard it rocked his face and i promised myself, i would never put myself in that situation again and i have not. Now i take my car and i want to get to know someone fully in every way before i go somewhere like that again. firey spirit 66 | |
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