| Masterbation...How much is Too Much???
Posted: 1/9/2008 9:45:31 AM |
when you start using various household liquids to use after the lube ran out. ya then its time to practice some control Hair conditioner works quite well actually. | |
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| Masterbation...How much is Too Much???
Posted: 1/9/2008 11:01:39 AM | | Personally, I usually Masturbate once a day. Usually before bed or in the shower in the morning. If I were you I'd stop with the workurbation. Not cool. Specially during office hours. As long as you don't rub yourself raw I'd say it's all good. | |
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| Masterbation...How much is Too Much???
Posted: 1/9/2008 1:42:00 PM | Men who masturbate too much can't keep it up during their try at intercourse with a real girl. Please men, if you know you are going to be seeing a girl, who you know you will definely have sex with, please don't masturbate for a least a day or 2, or more.
Sure, you guys say you get get off more than once a day . Sure that is easy when you are doing yourself. I can get up to 40 orgasms with a vibrator I might use once or twice a month. With self sexual exploratory, we just do what works for us, and we learn what works, and therefore it is easier to get off. But with a real man, I have to teach them what to do, and doing what I request with your fingers is the first part of it, and that is difficult enough for some guys to comprehend. Erection after you gave me at least one orgasm, would be good too, but then, alot of guys are not able to maintain an erection, because, usually, "they jerked off earlier that day", even though, they knew they were going to see me, and how much I would like to totally receive the complete sexual satisfaction with a live man.
I definely think most men masturbate too much.
Here are some male masturbation jokes:
This one is very sad and very true: My ex said he wanted to see other girls and he did see other girls for $1.99 and $2.99 a minute, girls on cam who do whatever during their paid minutes.
All these jokes are real and true and really have happen in my life, and they are my own original jokes.
Everytime, a guy, I am seeing goes to the bathroom, I have to worry, that they are cheating on me, with their hand.
I was dating a guy, who did not want to have sex with me, because, he didn't want to cheat on his hand.
I actually saw a profile here on POF from a guy who wrote to me. In his profile, it stated, "the only sex he has had for awhile was with his hand", but he said "his hand and him are only friends and don't have a relationship"
Another guy who was chatting with me on the phone, who I already know, said, " he is going to have a threesome tonight", I said "does that mean you are going to use both hands tonight on yourself"?
You can see, I can make humor out of the worst of circumstances. | |
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| Masterbation...How much is Too Much???
Posted: 1/9/2008 1:49:13 PM |
Men who masturbate too much can't keep it up during their try at intercourse with a real girl. Please men, if you know you are going to be seeing a girl, who you know you will definely have sex with, please don't masturbate for a least a day or 2, or more.
This is hilarious. You must not have had any real men b/c your assessment is ALL wrong. Also, alot of men masturbate before to lower the sensitivity so that can last LONGER. Don't put on all men what a few couldn't do for you. | |
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| Masterbation...How much is Too Much???
Posted: 1/9/2008 3:38:41 PM | | hahah theres nothing wrong with it, its a natrual thing n hey if the man your with cant do it right then do ti urself haha ;) | |
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| Masterbation...How much is Too Much???
Posted: 1/9/2008 3:41:47 PM | I have not had " any REAL men", lately, yes that's true. Just another MAJOR JERK OFF. So sadly true. Very,very frustrating. He knows who he is.
Do NOT lower your sensitivity, men., by masturbating. Some of you last too long and some of you can't KEEP it up. Either way, you are malfunctions, and you know who you are. There is still alot more pertaining to sexual fulfillment than just this, but this is a very major, just as foreplay (you men, giving your lady of the moment, an orgasm , as in my case, by hand, would be delightful, before the main event, your Erection, before insertion of a your hopeful erection. I like to feel you inside, as well, as outside, men. Please men, remember, you guys, proper finger stroke foreplay and proper erectional experience are both of EQUAL, Importance to total sexual fulfillment to us ladies.
An over mastubating male is not contributing to what I seek in a man or real men who can for starters, provide, a loving, sane and caring , and sexually fulfilling relationship, and/ or experience.
In summary, male masturbation, over done, KILLS any possible chance with any women , you seek.
In summary, I beleive men. masturbate MUCH TO MUCH. | |
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| Masterbation...How much is Too Much???
Posted: 1/9/2008 4:07:15 PM | | How much is too much? Well if we are talking about like an abnormality here, it would have to be pretty constant. Basically any amount that interferes with a normal life is too much. If you leave the office to go do it, do it in public, or have literally rubbed yourself raw, that is probably too much. A few times a day, in the comfort of your own home, go nuts, who is it hurting? | |
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| Masterbation...How much is Too Much???
Posted: 1/9/2008 6:14:58 PM | | as kids, the older folks always warned us about playing with ourselves, even said if we did we'd go blind. oh well, whats a kid to do, anyways, i now have to wear glasses,lol. there are times between dates and even during hard times while married that i learned my hand would love me back. there are times now, during a nice evening with a lady that we both find great pleasure in using mutual masturbation as foreplay, sometimes to completion and others just to set the mood. as cat eyes stated there is a lot of pleasure to be had by holding out till you get together with your lover, but still there is a lot that can be had without a lover as well. too much? cannot answer as i don't think i've ever reached that level yet. reckon i only resort to it when i can't find anyone else to do at least a mercy job on me,lol. whatever keeps a person sexually satisfied is good for them but if you have a partner and it interferes with your ability to perform to their satisfaction, then its too much. | |
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| Masterbation...How much is Too Much???
Posted: 1/9/2008 6:23:06 PM | | Now this is why i read the forums, it keeps me laughing. So if your happy doin it, healthy thinking about it, and don,t mess up your co workers new hair do go for it. lol | |
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| Masterbation...How much is Too Much???
Posted: 1/9/2008 6:57:01 PM | | you know i have a healthy attitude towards sex... and enjoy it. i learnt from a young age (i think for a girl anyway) how to get myself off. and i never needed boys...untill i was 19 and then i wanted to explore more. i dont think its a problem but i must say if your doing it at work...and you cant wait till yur at home than maybe you should focus more at work on work! imagine being caught.......(unless you work at a brothel) yud be that weird guy who touchs himself and the gossip......ooohhhh the gossip | |
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| Masterbation...How much is Too Much???
Posted: 1/11/2008 10:14:19 AM | Masturbation is not weird.....asking others if your doing it to much is! Good one, single-n-ky!
And to all, just remember what Woody Allen said: “Don’t knock masturbation; it’s sex with someone [you] love”.  | |
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| Masterbation...How much is Too Much???
Posted: 1/11/2008 12:27:44 PM | | I dont see why people make a big deal about masterbation. Its a normal healthy thing, and its something everyone does(ok some masturbate more than others). Its a good way to see what pleases and turns you on. Also if you are not in a relationship or seeing someone and you miss sex, I say why not. Everyone sees someone or has a fantasy that turns them on, and there is nothing wrong with going somewhere alone and touching yourself(preferebly in your own home). The way I do is I undo my pants, stroke my penis until I cum, clean myself up and thats that. | |
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| Masterbation...How much is Too Much???
Posted: 1/11/2008 1:20:52 PM | Put it this way. If you find yourself jerking off when say, you're driving, or at work, watching a movie or chatting to a beautiful woman over dinner in a restaurant, then that might indicate a bit of a problem.  | |
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| Masterbation...How much is Too Much???
Posted: 1/11/2008 1:34:00 PM | As with anything else, if it starts interfering with the ability to lead a "normal", productive life, then it has become a problem. I would think that jerking off at work would indicate a bit of a problem if you can't wait til ya get home and "off the clock". Unless you are donating sperm, I guess. If you have to cancel appointments and planned functions and dont' have time for your friends because you need to whack off constantly...I'd say that's when masturbation has become a problem.
If you don't want to have sex w/a woman that normally you would b/c you want your hand instead, I'd say that's a problem.
There are guys out there, btw, who are minute men but still can't get and maintain and erection more than once a day. I think that refraining from masturbation for a day or 2 if you are one of those guys makes a lot of sense.
Also I have read that some guys who have a hard time having an orgasm with a woman it's b/c they have gotten overly used to the feel of a hand and therefore the vagina just doesn't do it. *shrug* If I were that woman, I'd say that's a problem and it's time to cut back.
If you dont' have any problem being with her after being with yourself, then personally, I don't see what the big deal is there. Unless you are trying to get her pregnant of course.
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| Masterbation...How much is Too Much???
Posted: 1/11/2008 1:51:28 PM | Once a day doesnt make you a sex addict. There is no # to too much masturbating but have you asked yourself why you are doing it once a day; now thats the question. 
If you are doing it as a way to give yourself pleasure or release stress then you can make yourself feel good all you want and it is healthy mate but if youre doing it to avoid something then you may have some issues.
As long as you are living a normal healthy lifestyle with work, family, friends, dating and whatever then youre good to go.
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| Masterbation...How much is Too Much???
Posted: 1/11/2008 3:08:58 PM | hAHAHAH what a funny thread sorry op
This subject is fun its funkey its all about how to smack the monkey
How often how hard , well thats to be seen , how often you trip that bean
Hey you stop choking that chicken
Take up something safe like hair clipping
Get the real thing its not that hard
Do not use Maxol or lard
They always cause too much slippage
You end up with that awful staining seepage
Get a hobby find a kindly friend
Until your wrist is on the mend | |
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| Masterbation...How much is Too Much???
Posted: 1/11/2008 4:40:33 PM | when you turn down actually getting laid to jack off!
hahahaha.
when friday night consists of a bottle of wine and cocoa butter lotion and some hot porn.
that remineds me im out of wine and cocoa butter! | |
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| Masterbation...How much is Too Much???
Posted: 1/11/2008 6:53:17 PM | | Dude, step away from the keyboard with that thing. You might need a 12 step program to get your hand off your dink. You can get rid of the white cane, maybe the seeing eye dog.... If you have to ask how much is too much and you cant stop, well seek a hood to break your hands. | |
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| Masterbation...How much is Too Much???
Posted: 1/13/2008 9:19:58 AM | | Not unusual at all I think. Just don't let it replace the real thing, there is nothing like having a partner to pleasure and be pleasured by. | |
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| Masterbation...How much is Too Much???
Posted: 1/13/2008 10:14:43 AM | | I need to do it 4 times a day every day i crave that feeling of needing to release all my built up sexual energy i dont think its a bad thing at all is it something you like doing? then why worry | |
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