| Masterbation...How much is Too Much???
Posted: 1/13/2008 10:46:13 AM | Too much??
When you take a break for a day and you go through separation anxiety
When you take a break for a day and you immediately wonder if somethings wrong with the relationship
When you take a break for a day and you wonder if your hand has been cheating on you
When you feel you and your hand can't talk anymore
Take your pick
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| Masterbation...How much is Too Much???
Posted: 1/13/2008 10:50:00 AM | Top Ten Ways You Know that you Masturbate Too Much
10. You can't spell the word masturbate
9. You get crosseyed like the girl in message 14
8. You develop Corpal Tunnel
7. Your nails on your index and middle fingers are shorter than the rest
6. They start charging you by the hour for the time spent in the restroom
5. You walking around with a blushing grin all day like this:
4. You have to wash your hands every hour
3. Your have to buy toilet paper by the gross
2. You need a family pack of batteries every week
AND THE NUMBER 1 WAY YOU KNOW YOU MASTURBATE TOO MUCH
YOU HAVE TO BUY BABY OIL BY THE BARREL | |
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| Masterbation...How much is Too Much???
Posted: 1/13/2008 10:51:05 AM | | I would say it's too much if you've drained your bodily fluids to the point that you aren't able to perform when the real thing presents itself. | |
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| Masterbation...How much is Too Much???
Posted: 1/13/2008 1:24:58 PM | | As i said in another thread, ive jerked it more times than there have been days in the past 10 years. I wouldnt say its wierd, just not normal :P | |
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| Masterbation...How much is Too Much???
Posted: 1/13/2008 4:12:17 PM | No such thing as too much of a good thing  As long as it's not interfering in your everyday life then have at it everyone. It's a great stress release and it's also really healthy for your own sex life, if you don't know your own body how are you supposed to let your partner know what you like? | |
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katieb
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Joined: 12/29/2007
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| Masterbation...How much is Too Much???
Posted: 1/17/2008 9:54:23 PM | | the only time you are doing too much of anything is when it starts to negatively impact other aspects of your life. as stated by some others. i just like to see myself talk :) | |
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| Masterbation...How much is Too Much???
Posted: 1/17/2008 11:15:39 PM | RE: First post.
Whatever that limit is Im sure I reached it by age 9 at most. Yes... MOST. Hahaha, Ive been doin' the solitary deed since as long as my memory. Im pretty sure Ive killed a good third of the nerves on my penis, which is obviously a very bad thing or will be when my sex drive starts to die... if it ever does. Hahahaha. | |
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| Masterbation...How much is Too Much???
Posted: 3/7/2008 10:20:04 PM | well after reading that message i would be amazed if EVERY man who comes in contact with someone who thinks like you do doesn't spend all his free time smacking 1 off just to avoid being told they have to "save themselves" for you  | |
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| Masterbation...How much is Too Much???
Posted: 3/8/2008 12:35:37 AM | dude flogging the dolphin isn't a bad thing, I mean once a day is pretty standard for guys. I personaly used to give her once in a while, but it's not exactly doing anything for me then making a mess I have to clean up. So I do it once a week I guess, because any longer then that I start getting pains. So I don't think theres to much, but there might be such thing as to little  | |
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| Masterbation...How much is Too Much???
Posted: 3/8/2008 5:46:29 AM |
Um...is masterbating...the same as masturbating...just asking...can ya clear that up for us... ...don't forget to switch hands...
Masterbaiters catch more fish. | |
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| Masterbation...How much is Too Much???
Posted: 3/8/2008 7:23:07 AM | Re the opost:
Only once per day? That is nothing! One needs IMO at least 4 per day to reach "Woody" category (see "Annie Hall"). Masturbating is never bad, there is no such thing as too much masturbating, but there is such a thing as too much .... debating!! Make love is best, discussing comes next, masturbation comes next, and debating or crossfires come way way last!
The more daily practice/training (masturbation) an "athlete" has, the better he performs in "track and field meets", international or invitational. | |
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| Masterbation...How much is Too Much???
Posted: 3/8/2008 8:01:41 AM | | Once a day would hardly qualify as an addiction. If you stay inside all day doing nothing but masterbating and nothing else then maybe its an addiction. But come one now, once a day is nothing. Its not weird to want to masterbate everyday. Masterbating and sex and having orgasms are very wonderful experiences and there is nothing wrong with wanting to cum every day, even more than once. I usually cum atleast 2 times a day, once during yoga and once in the bath after yoga. The only time I dont masterbate is when I am dog tired or just too busy. I think you need not to worry and just enjoy it. | |
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