| how do you want to get dumped?
Posted: 2/8/2008 12:14:53 AM | You gotta cut the limb off to save the body. You can't bring yourself to violently swing that sharp heavy axe and cut it fast, that'd be mean. So to soften the blow you get a small dull knife and begin cutting, sawing, slowly and gently, and that makes YOU feel so much better about yourself.
Be a hardass and it is a greater kindness.
I like as~is ^^^ | |
|
| how do you want to get dumped?
Posted: 2/8/2008 4:08:08 AM | well id wanna be dumped face to face! text or phone means ur a coward!
dont say negitive things.. why make her feel worse.. obviously u need to say why your breaking it off. just make it as short as possible! the longer u drag it out the worse it will be. break ups are always hard, there is not much you can do to make it easier | |
|
| how do you want to get dumped?
Posted: 2/8/2008 10:02:57 AM | > how do you want to get dumped?
A .45 caliber round to the back of my skull has worked on me for every woman who's tried it.
LarryTheZombieUndead | |
|
| how do you want to get dumped?
Posted: 2/8/2008 12:50:20 PM | | It would be nice if you would provide a replacement boyfriend -- more good looking, wealthier and more fun than you are. Then it'd probably be okay. | |
|
| |
| |
| how do you want to get dumped?
Posted: 2/8/2008 1:30:53 PM | Please don't take me to dinner to do the deed - I don't want to have to invest the energy in maintaining a "public face" while feeling my inner world is melting.
Please allow me to escape from your presence quickly and quietly so I can maintain my dignity and go home to cry/swear/vent/process in peace.
Please do it quickly, simply and cleanly... forget about painlessly, that is an illusion. | |
|
| how do you want to get dumped?
Posted: 2/18/2008 2:03:05 PM | LOL!!! .. that's like asking me how I want to get killed.
However, if it's inevitable the relationship break up, I'd prefer it to be a knock-down, scene-creating, full-decibel SKIRMISH, where both parties are pourin' sweat down their faces and making pit stains, hollering .. etc ..
~ BUT ~
in a way that avoids name-calling or irretrievable insults. I like my fights CLEAN.
That way, when the dust has settled and you've had some space from one another for a while, it's possible to talk rationally and perhaps reach an amiable conclusion.
.. and THAT is how I would like to be treated when I'm dumped. | |
|
| how do you want to get dumped?
Posted: 2/18/2008 2:17:00 PM | Only way to soften the blow IMO is to just come out with it and tell her. Either way, she is gonna be hurt.
 | |
|
| how do you want to get dumped?
Posted: 2/18/2008 2:39:11 PM | How about you just send her a link to your profile that's been active since 2006. The one that says you're single? That aught to do the trick.
Don't worry so much about breaking her heart. She really is better off without you. You're doing her a huge favor. | |
|
| how do you want to get dumped?
Posted: 2/18/2008 3:59:40 PM | Just tell me, either over the phone or face-to-face. And give me a brief description for why.
The only way to get a girl to not pine over you for weeks afterward is to cut her off fully and completely, a clean break. | |
|
| how do you want to get dumped?
Posted: 2/18/2008 5:39:36 PM | | We all feel bad. I would prefer a scene, an angry exchange, so you have some closure. To be just 'dropped' always seemed to me to be cold and cruel. I you're going to dump me, at least let there be some catharsis. Scream and yell, fer cryin' out loud. Call me names or something. | |
|
Home
login 
