| Embarrassing question-whipping it out inappropriately
Posted: 1/7/2008 8:40:30 PM | i wanna say ALL men are like that ..but i'll be nice and i'll say that Some men ...are just weird .
YES it did happen to me ..and not only once and its something i dont wanna deal with anymore and i took a break from dating coz of that lol
its funny how they think that if they show u ..their ... penis ..we are Just going to fall for them ..coz thats what we were missing ..dick...ugh ..llike they dont know that there are soo many new toys ;) out there that are even better than Some guys ..pfff
u are not a prude and this is not normal ...Some guys just cant control themselves ...but i dono y ..coz ..a kiss shouldnt make guys believe that we want more ..than ...a kiss :s | |
|
| Embarrassing question-whipping it out inappropriately
Posted: 1/7/2008 8:43:53 PM | nascar3fan, 
cotter:
<div class="quote">Honey you probably don't remember telling him you're from Missouri ... the great SHOW ME state ...
so THAT'S why they think it's okay where I live? I get it now!
<div class="quote">I hate men sometimes. I think I'm going to become a lesbian.
My sentiments on a fairly regular basis - if only it were that easy to switch, whitegold.
Strappless, I wish your suggestion would work, but my 'whipper-snapper' is 42...
.Marc - you're right, that was on Seinfeld. Amazingly, I thought it was ridiculously unrealistic, but then again I was married at the time and not experiencing the joys of dating...
Just in case any of the whipper-snappers are reading this, I have some advice: If a woman wants to see your penis, we know where to find it and how to get you to show it to us, wait for us to let you know, okay?
Amazon, don't they ask you to pull out your boobs? I thought that was the other totally inappropriate thing the whipper-snappers do all the time... | |
|
| Embarrassing question-whipping it out inappropriately
Posted: 1/7/2008 8:45:38 PM | Well here we go "CAVEMEN" at their best...
And I wonder what's wrong with me... why can't i meet a normal person???
What is the logic behind this?
If this is the best he can offer me... and he 's laying it out for me .... ohhh man... who are his parents so I can thank them for raising such a gentleman...
Seriously, I'd ask him if he forgot to take his medicine today.... wtf... | |
|
| Embarrassing question-whipping it out inappropriately
Posted: 1/7/2008 8:55:27 PM | Maybe it`s a sign of enjoyment and appreciation, kind of like how a good belch after a meal is considered a compliment in some countries. Maybe it means, I find you attractive and want to introduce you to my best buddy! It`s hard telling. The whipper snappers are remaining silent. I know they are here ! | |
|
| Embarrassing question-whipping it out inappropriately
Posted: 1/7/2008 9:00:14 PM | its true they do ask to see the titties...hmmm that leaves me with nothing to pull out...bummer....maybe everyone should start carrying around those black bars they used to censor things with? with like tape on the back, next time someone whips it out, you pull out one of the bars and stick it on. it's portable censorship... | |
|
| Embarrassing question-whipping it out inappropriately
Posted: 1/7/2008 9:05:54 PM | | i just wanna say thanks to all the ladies for sharing their stories, they are all really funny! cant beleive people would actually do that! i did have a friend and it has happend to her...random | |
|
| Embarrassing question-whipping it out inappropriately
Posted: 1/7/2008 9:08:08 PM |
Maybe this is the feminist in me talking but i feel left out because women can't whip out their
vagina's...maybe next time I’m on a date I’m just going to like i dunno, whip out my boobs and just act
normal...i wonder what my date would do...
I am reminded of a certain Hollywood Star whipping her top off in front of David Letterman.
The big difference is of course, that men appreciate seeing boobs....anytime, anywhere.
I know that no one is going to admit it here, but i wonder if there is a woman out there that
swooned in an appreciative way when faced ....ummm ...when confronted by this situation
I figure there had to be ONE woman, maybe 178 years ago, who shouted “Eureka ! I gots me a REAL
man!” when flashed in this way and the story has been passed around encouraging idiots to repeat the
move ever since.
Of all the threads i have read here on the difference between the genders, and all of the anger,
confusion, shouts of “Players”, “Slut!”, “Heathens!” etc etc , this one makes my head hurt the most.
If i were a woman i would carry a Swiss Army Knife or a butane lighter for these “Special Moments”.
( i doubt if i could use it, but .....it would be fun to pretend, aim, and then miss, yes ?...unless you own the chair he is sitting on and it isn't "Scotch Gaurded" ) | |
|
| Embarrassing question-whipping it out inappropriately
Posted: 1/7/2008 9:32:21 PM | What. The. ****.
WHO DOES THAT?! Thank God I've never experienced that.
Perhaps if I was angry enough and a guy decided to pull it out in public on me I'd just grab it, balls and all and drag him over to the nearest bouncer saying, 'Please deal with this.' | |
|
| |
| Embarrassing question-whipping it out inappropriately
Posted: 1/7/2008 9:40:57 PM | The most pathetic and idiotic is when an older man with dysfunction issues pull this
stunt and immediately works feverishly at plumping his member to prove to you that he is still verile----"wait, wait, give me a minute"--- and he isn`t even embarrassed!!!!!!
Man that is crude! But we still love ya!----I think? | |
|
| |
| Embarrassing question-whipping it out inappropriately
Posted: 1/7/2008 10:00:27 PM |
you just need to let it out for some air once things start heating up.
“Captain Captain ! The d!ck is heating up! Our shields won’t hold ! We need more delthium crystals or
we’ll have to walk the one eyed trouser snake !” | |
|
| Embarrassing question-whipping it out inappropriately
Posted: 1/7/2008 10:56:00 PM | Oh my, this thread has made me laugh. I'd - blissfully - forgotten about this. Twice. It's happened to me twice. Can you believe it? The first time I had no idea what to say or where to look, I mean what's the social decorum on, err, handling this? I just blathered and RAN. I was totally mortified. I mean, there was no preamble, no clue... just suddenly, there it was. I think I spent the next three weeks kicking myself for being so totally gutless to have just gulped and RAN - scurrying off like a little schoolgirl. No withering retort, no biteing sarcasm... I just ran away.
The second time, well, a little older and, umm, armed with experience at dealing with errant penises... there was no way I was going to make an undignified retreat and run from the one-eyed monster a SECOND time.... I think it went something like this...
"OMG, I never knew you had one of THOSE! WOW, Imagine THAT! I really wasn't sure, but I had kinda figured you didn't have one. And, gee, look at that... I was wrong, you DO... You really DO have a penis. Wow. What can I say? I'm in total shock, imagine that. Gee, the only thing I can think of is how totally underwhelmed I am. But I am so glad for you. Really, I am. It's just great that you have a penis, really. I think it is just great for you. You're some lucky guy. No wonder you're so proud of it. And now I think I really ought to leave the two of you alone to get reacquainted or something..."
I WALKED out. Dignity intact. Redemption, thy name is Margo! | |
|
MizRed
|
Joined: 11/10/2007
Msg: 39 | |
| Embarrassing question-whipping it out inappropriately
Posted: 1/8/2008 3:12:27 AM |  WOW!
I have had someone do that while I was hanging out with them, actually while we driving to go see a movie.
Honestly, I turned around dropped him off and peeled the f*** out of there!
I was shocked and mortified at first. But then once I told my friend we couldn't stop laughing.
The audacidy!
| |
|
| Embarrassing question-whipping it out inappropriately
Posted: 1/8/2008 9:09:16 AM | | On one hand, I despise the kind of jackass mentality necessary to do this.... but the flip side to the coin is that I can't help but admire the level of self esteem that doing something this mortifyingly stupid must require. Maybe it's just because I'm very shy with strangers, and somewhat guarded around people that I'm not very close to, but I can't even IMAGINE doing something like that. | |
|
| |
| Embarrassing question-whipping it out inappropriately
Posted: 1/8/2008 9:23:46 AM | Ok TRUE story.
Back in collage my roommate in rez got invited to a girls room.. they had been kissing on our couch. she left and told him to meet her at her place in 5 minutes.
he asks me for a condom, i give him one. I go back to watching TV. He goes to his room for 30 seconds does something and leaves to go to the girls place.
5 minutes later he comes back in our place totally pissed off. he goes "she kicked me out man... I pulled my****out with a condom on and she made me leave, i dont get it".
that was 12 years ago and i still smile about it. | |
|
| |
| Embarrassing question-whipping it out inappropriately
Posted: 1/8/2008 9:40:52 AM | | Oh my gosh - I haven't had this happen since high school/college! I thought for sure it was somebody younger posting this - I couldn't believe you are someone in my age bracket and this happened! I'm not sure what I would do if someone did this now - I would think they were really lacking in the social skills/timing department - that's for sure! What is the deal, guys? | |
|
| Embarrassing question-whipping it out inappropriately
Posted: 1/8/2008 9:44:01 AM | ^ Idiocy knows no age group.
This was probably one of the guys that would come to my register back when I worked at a drug store in college, put down a giant container of TP, some liquid laxative, and a few magazines, and say, "Guess what I'm doing tonight!" like they were the most intellectual jokester to ever walk the Earth. "Oh yeah, buddy... ZING."  | |
|
| Embarrassing question-whipping it out inappropriately
Posted: 1/8/2008 9:51:16 AM | I am laughing so hard that it is difficult to key now.........
I do not know what men you are dating ladies, but I have never been part of anything like that, and never had even some of my athlete friends ever mention anything like this......
The only time mine has ever been "whipped out".....so to speak, is when I needed to go the bathroom, or when my date unzipped me and did it herself......
Has it ever happened?????........I am sure that some idiot has done it at some time, but it is not the norm, any more than for a woman to go to the bathroom and come out naked while you were just watching a movie or listening to music, when not asked or invited to do so..........
If anything, the experience I have had, is that if aroused at all, the date that I am with had something to do with it, and took advantage of the situation by either getting closer to feel it with their body, rub against it, in many ways because they wanted to, and if it came out at all, it would be they who invited it out........ 
Just my opinion......   | |
|
| Embarrassing question-whipping it out inappropriately
Posted: 1/8/2008 9:54:04 AM | | I've never had this happen but I can garuntee the only appropriate reaction is to start laughing loudly and point. Snorting and rolling on the floow while clutching your sides laughing and pointing is even better and if you can get tears to stream down your face from laughing so hard, that's the best of all. | |
|
| Embarrassing question-whipping it out inappropriately
Posted: 1/8/2008 10:00:04 AM | Thank god it's not just me this has happened to!
The last guy who did this was over 40 and it was a couple of months ago...so wrong!
The thing is that the timing is so wrong that you just wanna laugh...and I have done in the past too! | |
|
| Embarrassing question-whipping it out inappropriately
Posted: 1/8/2008 10:13:29 AM |
Maybe this is the feminist in me talking but i feel left out because women can't whip out their vagina's...maybe next time i'm on a date i'm just going to like i dunno, whip out my boobs and just act normal...i wonder what my date would do...
I actually had a girl do this to me in high school. I was driving, I look over and make a turn, and she's in the passenger seat with her top up, just sitting there, facing forward, waiting to see what I'll say... I was kind of like, "What the hell!?"
She wasn't used to being around people like me, who aren't huge jackasses... so she was always wondering why I wasn't taking advantage of her. It was really weird. | |
|
| |
Home
login 
