| Embarrassing question-whipping it out inappropriately
Posted: 1/8/2008 6:52:40 PM | Yea,,,air, that's it. Like hot air, from a woman's mouth maybe? lol.
Please,,,it's like,,,could you at least turn us on before you whip your thing out like that,,,it's almost as bad as when you are with a sexy guy and you want him to hold you by the small of your neck and kiss you passionately and instead he looks at you with the puppy dog look and says "I would really like to kiss you" - yea,,,that moment was ruined! Instead, in this case it's like, here,,,look! can you help me out?? UM, NO, not now that you made a freaking chore out of it,,,hee hee ;-)
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| Embarrassing question-whipping it out inappropriately
Posted: 1/8/2008 7:31:01 PM | 
No....(still lol) this has never happened to me, but if I were on a date and this dude whipped out his pecker, I would tell him to take his perverted a*s and willie home immediately. "What the f*ck Dude!!!"
Thank God I've dated some decent intelligent men!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
So sorry you had to deal with this. | |
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Posted: 1/8/2008 7:38:19 PM | Ah just pretend to go along with it, get something sharp, then cut the damn thing off!
Some of the threads I've read here in POF, have seriously embarrassed me as a member of the male species.
Bloody hell guys, what the heck is going on with some of us? In need of some serious psychiatric help perhaps? Totally disgusting!  | |
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| Embarrassing question-whipping it out inappropriately
Posted: 1/8/2008 7:45:23 PM | | If It Ever Happens Again...............This Is For ALL Ladies..........Ask Him WHY He Has His THUMB In His LAP ? That's Just Too Funny........ANY Guy That WOULD Think About It Is PAST RETARDED..........Still Funny Though !! Harley !! | |
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| Embarrassing question-whipping it out inappropriately
Posted: 1/8/2008 8:06:57 PM | [maybe next time i'm on a date i'm just going to like i dunno, whip out my boobs and just act normal...i wonder what my date would do...]
Your date would probably love it. Like the great comedian Ron White says " if you've seen one woman naked, you want to see them all naked". | |
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| Embarrassing question-whipping it out inappropriately
Posted: 1/8/2008 8:08:12 PM |
No, the equivalent would be flashing our vagina. It`s a little more private than boobs, and much more offensive.
Maybe you can say that because it doesnt happen!!! I can honestly say that I would never randomly pull up my skirt and spread 'em while smiling sheepishly at the man next to me. Dir!
Do any of you ladies do that?
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Posted: 1/8/2008 11:04:01 PM | We had a nice dinner. The waitress asked if we wanted dessert. We both said no, he said just the check. He asked if I would come to sit in his car, to make plans for the next time we could see each other... So I did.
Sitting there, he told me how much he enjoyed dinner, unzipped his pants, and freed Willie. I kept my cool, and told him I already refused desert, It wasn't "show and tell time" he should clean up, put his toy away, and left the car... never looking back.
YES WAY.... it still happens. Some guys are SO proud of their toys, and just want to play well with others.
Most of these guys, intellectually... are about 6, and Thank God, are not the norm. | |
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Posted: 1/9/2008 1:49:43 AM | I may have the best story of the whole thread. This happened to me when I was 17. We were sitting in my car when....
He whips out about TWELVE inches!! And THEN PROPOSES to me!! And this was on a FIRST DATE! (Do I even need to say my answer was NO) | |
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Posted: 1/9/2008 4:10:14 AM | Man...good one
Well, you can't say he didn't leave an impression on you though,
Is that 12 'women ' inches......or 12 'man' inches???
lot's of variation there....
'Kimbo~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ | |
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| Embarrassing question-whipping it out inappropriately
Posted: 1/9/2008 5:45:57 AM |
Maybe you can say that because it doesnt happen!!! I can honestly say that I would never randomly pull up my skirt and spread 'em while smiling sheepishly at the man next to me. Dir!
Do any of you ladies do that?
While it's a bit more rare, it does happen. I think someone mentioned a story like that in this thread someplace. | |
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| Embarrassing question-whipping it out inappropriately
Posted: 1/9/2008 5:47:26 AM | This is the best thread I have ever read and I thank the OP for this. Oh man this is funny stuff.
I heard about a friend of mine that has a friend, these guys are brazillian and live in the states, apparently this guy he knows pulled his dink out in the bar and just started running around touchin people with it and I was like "Oh man, I am so glad I don't go to bars..."
I can say this, maybe I'm a bit more old fashioned but I'd like a woman to pull it out for me, at least I know she wants to meet him at that point. You can't believe how many times I've been given the advice of "just whip it out." Thankfully I've never taken it, because this is Canada and it's pretty cold here atm, nobody would be impressed. | |
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Posted: 1/9/2008 6:46:29 AM | popcorn container!
But it's not beginner move..it happens loads!
It's happened so many times to me that I was starting to think it was normal!
This thread is hilarious!
Post 55...yes..that's the look! Spot on! | |
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Posted: 1/9/2008 7:58:22 AM | It's happened more than once.
I assume they have the IQ of lead, politely ask them to leave, and don't return their calls.
I don't have time to waste on idiots like that. Let's hope other women have the same amount of sense, so that their genes won't be passed along. | |
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Posted: 1/9/2008 8:15:32 AM | Maybe this is a case of internet life bleeding over into reality?
When a certain instant messenger put avatar photos on IM screens, I started to get several unsolicited crotch shots a day. I've made it a point to keep a **** photo on my hard drive so I can greet the Yahooligans in the manner that they greet me 
For those of you who this happens to in future? If you pretend like nothing is wrong and make an excuse to leave, you give him no reason to stop doing this. A "wow, how inappropriate", or a "geez, I can't believe you just did that" might keep the joker from trying it on his next date | |
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Posted: 1/9/2008 8:39:04 AM | I can't believe this will go down in history as my first forum post...in for a penny...
I don't date much because inevitably something like this will happen to me that puts me off dating for another six months...
Feeling daring, I went out with a mixed race (Turkish/Indian) guy who was about 40 years old...in college I had hung out a bit with the International Set as we called them, thought I could handle it...
Handle it...now that is funny. We were trying to watch a movie and he was pawing me. All of it was 'off', the timing, etc. Everything on autopilot where the guy is treating you like an object and not noticing lack of response etc.
So I said, no chemistry here, time to go home.
On the way to the door, while walking out he says "just look at it - touch it - see how big it is"
Well, having been with one man for nineteen years...novelty has value so I looked down.
I have to say I felt rather betrayed, it was BARELY registering on a visual scale of measurement. I said hurry up and put it away or I'm leaving here without you.
I vowed never to date out of my culture again...
I drove him back to his car - making him sit in the back of my Suburban...accentuating my lecture via glances in the rearview mirror like a disappointed Mom.... | |
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| Embarrassing question-whipping it out inappropriately
Posted: 1/9/2008 8:44:31 AM | ^ Don't let one bad experience with a guy turn you off to every other culture on the planet.
If I started ignoring my OWN socio-cultural group for all of the jackassery I'd encountered in it, I'd be a very lonely person.... | |
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| Embarrassing question-whipping it out inappropriately
Posted: 1/9/2008 8:50:09 AM | Well, a year later I tried again...even farther outside my culture and it ended even WORSE.
A whipping-out with benefits, this time.
Nope - I'll take plain vanilla from now on.
I can be a bit dense...obviously the international language of love eludes me!! | |
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