Rhett1
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Joined: 10/16/2005
Msg: 126 | |
| Embarrassing question-whipping it out inappropriately
Posted: 1/10/2008 1:24:10 AM | I had a guy do this to me, and my reaction, although absolutely unintentional, was to laugh. I laughed so hard, I had tears running down my face. I didn't laugh on purpose...but come on. The funny thing was, the guy told me he wouldn't date me again because I was mean to him. BAHAHAHA!
Of course, afterwards I thought of all of the witty things I should have said to him:
-"Wow! I've seen one of those before, only the one I saw was bigger"
-"Aw, isn't that cute?"
-"Holy shit! Hold still, there's a tiny worm on your leg!" Then start beating the crap out of it with your purse. (Sorry, guys, I wouldn't really do that, but funny, no? *Senses all men shaking their heads in unison*)
-"Hey! I've got one of those!" Then proceed to pretend to reach in to whip it out.
-Another version of the previous: "Oh my God! Yours looks just like mine...only smaller".
I seriously wonder about some people. Now, we all know that if a woman were to whip her breasts out, there aren't a lot of men who would have a big problem with that. They might not have a whole lot of respect, but I think they'd be okay with it, at the time. | |
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| Embarrassing question-whipping it out inappropriately
Posted: 1/10/2008 7:04:15 AM | Ohh YES! They start this young too. My male friend of several years, decided to whip it out when we were 14. There we were, standing at the river by my house, FISHING, and there is his buddy in hand, and a smile in his face " what do you think?" is all he said. My replywas " That's it? Isnt there more hiding in there?" he put it bck, and went home. Well done if i say so myself :D I heard he did it a few times, he is now 19. Oh Oh and when we were 16, we were walking down a highway, him, myself and a female friend, and he whipped it out and flashed the cars..i guess he is afull time whipper snapper! | |
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| Embarrassing question-whipping it out inappropriately
Posted: 1/10/2008 9:38:17 AM | I was talking about this thread with a few friends of mine and one had an experience too funny not to share.
She was surprised with a phone call from a couple of friends saying that they were going to visit and bringing a friend.... someone she had met briefly a few summers before.
They went outside for a cigarette and when she was finished she bent over to pick up the butt so that she could bring it inside. When she straightened up "SPLAT"... he had his penis in his hand and had whapped her across the head with it!
Ahahhahahhah...... | |
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| Embarrassing question-whipping it out inappropriately
Posted: 1/10/2008 12:06:48 PM | | I'm killing myself laughing That happens to me all the time - I have lost count of the number of random penis' I've seen! Personally I don't get it - do they seriously think I care or that I am going to jump right on it???? Poining at it and laughing or just telling them that NOBODY needs to see "that" seems to work - then they feel awkward and fumble around trying to put it back I'll have to remember the "looks like a penis only smaller" one... | |
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| Embarrassing question-whipping it out inappropriately
Posted: 1/10/2008 12:31:04 PM | I'm, oddly, becoming a bit relieved by how frequently it seems to happen.
The evidence is indicating that I do NOT unknowingly have "whip out your penis" or even, perhaps, "show me your d!ck" tattooed across my forehead. | |
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| Embarrassing question-whipping it out inappropriately
Posted: 1/10/2008 12:50:19 PM | this has never happened to me. thankgod, if it did i think i would lmao right in his face, how could you take the dude seriously after he's whipped it out for ya for no good reason??? lol!!!
but my g/friend seems to have 'show me your**** tattooed accross her forehead lol, coz it happens to her constantly, and she is one of the most conservative, 'straight' girls that i know....doesn't make sense!!!!! she has to read this thread so she doesn't feel so alone in her 'experiences'..... | |
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| Embarrassing question-whipping it out inappropriately
Posted: 1/10/2008 12:55:43 PM | When in doubt........whip it out
And I'll argue long and hard on that point 
Yes there are those dummys out there who will solicit fellatio as though they're fishing for catfish...........er..........****fish?????????? | |
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| Embarrassing question-whipping it out inappropriately
Posted: 1/10/2008 12:56:04 PM | Since when has it become inappropriate to pull out your penis? It is quite a useful tool ya know...
-swizzle stick
-speed bump
-rubber mallet
-thermometer
-pole vaulting
-fishing pole
-kitty scratching post
-special sauce dispenser
-pointer
and the list could go on and on, maybe these guys just thought you needed help with something and it wasnt sexual at all?! | |
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| Embarrassing question-whipping it out inappropriately
Posted: 1/11/2008 3:09:13 PM | I'm feeling a lot like ItsMargo. Rather relieved that it's happened to other women, not just me. All this time I thought I had done something to ask for such a juvenile show. NOT, that it makes it right .... It's not. It's wrong any way you LOOK at it. I wonder what goes through the minds of these Peter Pan boys (excuse the pun) when they do this ridiculous act? Possibly:
"Oh baby, this will turn her on!"
"I have her now.. She sooo into me, Lettin out the big guns"
She liked me at dinner, wait till she see's dessert"
"Last chance, What could it hurt?"
"Ok Willie, It's Show Time!!"
"Momma always told me to share."
"Wow, I ate too much at dinner. Should have worn the pants with the elastic waste band.. wait, I can make some room if I just....."
"OK, in the porn last night, they got in the car, and..."
I almost typed "Gentlemen"... But whoops, too much credit, only a boy would do such a ridiculous thing.
Boys, think with your big heads, not your little ones.
I think I can speak for most of the women here when I say:
The MEN with class, get all the *ss.
Can I hear an AMEN from the choir?  | |
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| Embarrassing question-whipping it out inappropriately
Posted: 1/11/2008 11:44:39 PM | | I have never ever had something like this happen to me. And honestly I hope it never does but reading about it here is so funny. I guess a girl's reply should be something like this.....If I had a p*nis that small I would not be showing it off. LOL | |
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| Embarrassing question-whipping it out inappropriately
Posted: 1/12/2008 12:25:55 AM | Well, this seems like perfectly normal behavior to Bill Clinton!
At least if you can believe the large number of women who claimed harassment from our distinguished former Governor and President.
So if the President did it, it must be OK, right? | |
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| Embarrassing question-whipping it out inappropriately
Posted: 1/12/2008 1:22:20 AM | The thing I find most shocking is that these guys are still doing it in their 40's and 50's. It must have worked on one or more occasions. Never done it myself and don't plan on it. I have been flashed on occasion as well too. I didn't mind a bit until one woman just walked up and put her hands up my shorts. Asked me if I liked what I saw. Darn built in lie detector.  | |
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| Embarrassing question-whipping it out inappropriately
Posted: 1/12/2008 5:57:18 AM |
I'm, oddly, becoming a bit relieved by how frequently it seems to happen.
The evidence is indicating that I do NOT unknowingly have "whip out your penis" or even, perhaps, "show me your d!ck" tattooed across my forehead.
Maybe years ago you talked with your mom about it ...
You .... "Mommy , this boy always pull my hair and then he whipped it out "
Mom.. ." Ahh , sweet heart, he only teases you and he whipped out because he likes you "
You.... " Are you sure ? He likes me ? I thought he was just being a dirty pig "
Mom ... " Oh , he's a dirty pig alright , but he does like you"
You .... " Oh , good ... mom thanks ... I think "
Disclaimer .. you were 19 years of age at the time. | |
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| Embarrassing question-whipping it out inappropriately
Posted: 1/12/2008 7:50:24 AM | | Men think that we are like them, love looking at private parts-men think women just love looking at a****especially theirs. They are very proud of their**** and want you to feel honored they showed you it. Women on the other hand are astounded that a man would do this. | |
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| Embarrassing question-whipping it out inappropriately
Posted: 1/12/2008 8:25:42 AM | Said it before and will again......most men are not like this, and will show much more civility when it comes to body parts......
Mine never comes out unless invited and the door opened to let happen.....and it should happen mutually and equally.....
Just my opinion........   | |
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vro312
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Joined: 11/22/2007
Msg: 150 | |
| Embarrassing question-whipping it out inappropriately
Posted: 1/12/2008 10:04:37 AM | Okay . . . though these are not ranks I am proud to join, it has happened to me, too. It was when I was much younger and much less capable of defending myself against such surprise attacks. In fact, it's one of those things that still has the ability to make me cringe. Thank GOD it's happened to so many other women! I mean . . . I'm not glad it happened to you, but I'm glad I'm not the only one.
This guy whipped it out when we had just started kissing. To add insult to injury, we were in my mom's car (without my mom, of course). I was stunned. He wanted me to help him out with it--I just stared, shocked, did nothing.
So he did it himself then wiped his hand on his pants. He seemed proud of himself. Then I dropped him off, never saw him again, and never told anyone. | |
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