| Embarrassing question-whipping it out inappropriately
Posted: 1/16/2008 12:37:20 PM |
If it happens again, just point and tell him how cute his tiny penis is. If he seems aroused by the fact that you acknowleged it, tell him you want to compare it with your penis. If he still seems aroused, mace him
Sadly this has happened to me too, out with my mates on a girls night out, and this cute bloke is chatting me up, I was a bit tipsy so he asked for my number and I gave him one (for the phone I switch on once in a blue moon- was going through a bad man stage but hey hey was hot) and as I go to leave (they didnt have the type of vodka I wanted) he said this to me- and I remember cos my mates kept laughing about it
'would you like to sleep with me? but I will warn you its not very big, 5 inches, 6 on a good day'
to which I said.......erm thanks but no
he then got it out to show me
Luckily for me (being blessed with the art of comedy) said 'what? where is it?
HEHEHEHAHAHAHAHHEHEHEHEHE
May have bruised his ego but I think he deserved it! | |
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| Embarrassing question-whipping it out inappropriately
Posted: 1/16/2008 12:46:43 PM | DAMN, Sorry Got To Be HONEST...If I Had Twelve Inches I Would Have A Cast Made Of It And Call The Smithsonian....C'MON...Did YOU Really So No...Or DAMN !!!!!!!!!!!! Hell YES !! Harley !! | |
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| Embarrassing question-whipping it out inappropriately
Posted: 1/16/2008 12:56:40 PM | um... if there's not positive current mention about 'getting it on' or some good foreplay going on, the guy is just a freak that wants a kick in the balls and a restraining order seriously what idiot randomly just lobs it out?
lady: "hi *reaches out for a handshake*"
pervert: "hey! *shakes her hand and lobs out his meat with his free hand* oh by the way would you like to test out my  see, ready to go right now, oh by the way, what's you'r name?" | |
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| Embarrassing question-whipping it out inappropriately
Posted: 1/16/2008 3:47:53 PM |
watching a movie together at home, and all of a sudden out of the blue, the guy whips out his Willie.
This is the plot and scrpit to most porn movies. Goes to show what works in the porno's doesn't work in real life.  | |
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| Embarrassing question-whipping it out inappropriately
Posted: 1/16/2008 3:54:05 PM | (I could not pass this one up) You dont even take photos of your face?
On the original topic.... As a man, I can say, Duh.
I have never heard of this happening before, and I cant imagine the IQ of any of those that have done it.
To the ladies that have had this boorish behavior inflicted upon them, You ahve my sympathies, and advice that laughing at then is probably the best solution.
To any men that may have done this..... WTF dude.
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Posted: 1/16/2008 5:22:59 PM | | ...180...you seem rather intelligent. yet you didn't recognize that as a general question. IN NO WAY PERTAINING TO ME. keep up the smarter than everybody else act though...I'm just kidding...I like the fact you are edumikated... | |
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| Embarrassing question-whipping it out inappropriately
Posted: 1/16/2008 6:07:38 PM | | well, based on an above post that some of these flashers were not properly reared, i spoke to my son and his friends, inquiring as to whether this is now common and expected behaviour for a young man today-- and furthermore, if such behaviour got any results. the general consensus: these men are drunk, stoned or just plain desperate. i dittoed that. then of course came the giggling......and the disbelief that such a thing could have ever happened to a "mom", shedding a way more serious light on the scenario! my contribution to society--hopefully i have eliminated a few more flashers from the dating world! | |
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Posted: 1/16/2008 7:57:54 PM | Isn't that what the pepper spray is for?
Applied liberally in the, um, appropriate location... it could make for a lesson not soon to be forgot.
... especially if you've got your camera-phone handy. | |
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| Embarrassing question-whipping it out inappropriately
Posted: 1/16/2008 8:49:26 PM | The phrase "whip it out" makes me giggle like I'm in junior high. Which is where these poor fellas seem to be stuck.
I had it happen to me last year. Second date. In a public park!! I put it down to a lack of judgement, perhaps temporary, brought on by loss of oxygen to the brain. | |
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Posted: 1/16/2008 10:50:38 PM | OMG, you guys are too funny! i just wish i had more time to read all the posts right now. but my favorite thing someone said was:
Wish I hadn't been so shocked, then I would have remembered to tell him "looks like a penis, only smaller." LOL - maybe he wouldn't be so eager to show it off, then.
i haven't experienced that yet, but if it does ever happen, i'll have to remember that one! oh, and if i have a drink in my hand, the ice would surely take care of his problem. all i can say is...dorks, perverts, idiots, etc.
thanks for posting this - had no idea! | |
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Posted: 1/18/2008 3:13:47 PM | I remember a few years back a young man (and I mean young) hauled his d.ck out in an attempt to shock me, another time I was flashed walking through a parking lot in broad daylight! .. On both occasions I stopped what I was doing, looked (with furrowed brow) at the exposed part(s) and said: "aaaw, ever cute!! I bet you'll be really happy to show it off when it's a big boys d.ck!" lmao
On another occasion I was on a date with a man 6 years older than me (at the time he would have been 51) while sitting at the table he reached over and I thought was just going to hold my hand. He put it in my hand!!! I wonder if those things bruise when they're yanked .. real hard..? And then I left. He still doesn't understand why I won't date him again!
This is Not the norm. The majority of men don't do this crap!
Still.. funny thread. Thanks!
A.S.is
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Posted: 1/18/2008 3:58:55 PM | No its not a joke at all
and it happened to me big time ughhhhhhhhhhhh
I met this guy on match.com and I was dating another so he and i talked all the time
and he was awesomeeeeeeee
I was helping him thru his last relationship and he was so sweetkind and great
and I broke up with the other guy or he with me he was sooooooooo gay lol
hahah 42 and never had a relationship longer than a month and only had sex once since he was 19 ughhhhhhhh strange so
but I finally dated and met this other guy Bill
it was like love at first sight
He was 6 ft 5 gorgeous classy held the door open was such a gentelman!!!!!!!!!!
We had all the same dreams and interests he was so so so hot and so classy.
Then he did kiss me outside the restauant and it was a greattttttt kiss
but i had to stop him casue family and children were walking around and he wanted to keep going.. hmm Maybe that should have been my first clue i just thought great he s passionate then he asks me to come into his car and I knew whyyyyyyyyy
and something you know those warning bells went off in me so big time but i did not listen so we are making out and again i see al lthe kids and family staring so i say no lets no do this here
so then he asked if he can come over
and i have known him now for 8 months talking to him daily
and again my warning signals went off even thoguth he said
we dont even have to kiss i just want to spend more time with you
and I said oh yah we can kiss
so I invite him over and we make out passionaly on my couch
he tries to touch my breasts and i giggle but stop him saying just not ready yet
then we kis smore its great then he gets up to leave
i leave the room and there is not passion going on
and he says can ih ave a hug goodby and hte door is open and my neighbors are all out there
so I say of courseeeeeeeeeeee
he is 6 ft 5 so i reach way up with my heels off now to hug him
he GRABSSSSSS MY HANDS AND FORCESSSSSSSS IT TO HIS PENIS
and im fighting it as soon as i realize what he is doing
I SCREAM WHAT ARE YOU DOINGGGGGGGGGG
he then pulls my hand again against my will to that area
screaming himself JUST FOR A SECONDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
I THREW HIS ASS OUT
i was so bummedddddddddd
he did not do this on the couch when we were all heated which would have made more sence
NO HE DOES IT WHEN WE ARE SAYING GOOD BYYYYYYYYYY
and i liked him so much in every other way
He kept emailing me apologising and i kept gong back and forth from
roooooooo and arresting the perv it hurt my arm
to maybe he will never do that again and i want to tigve him a second change but i never told him that
I jsut had to know WHY
his answer was this
WELL LISA IM VERY SELFISH SEXUALLY AND IM USE TO TEH WOMAN DOING AL THE GIVING AND WHEN IHAVE DONE THAT THE WOMAN HAVE OBLIGEDDDDD
omgggggggggggggg what a jerk
and how disapointing
and so i guess yourright the woman who said some idiot let him do that before
buttttt I think he is a sicko exhibistionist doing it in front of my neighbors and then
he is violent like they say rape is not about sex its about violence
cause he was hurring me and forcing my hand and arm along way down casue he was so tall AGAINST MY WILL AND HE DID IT AGAIN AFTER I SCREAMED STOP IT
soooooooo
hes lucky he not in jail really
and if he does that to me who he loved and fell in love with and knew me and m y brothers so well and my family
what the heck does he do when noone is lookingggggggggggg
scareyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy
Ive had men do it on the subway and chase me it was so scarey
and men do it in public obvious sickos
but this was a man i had fallen for
howwwwwwwwww scarey and creepy for me
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Posted: 1/18/2008 4:27:21 PM | i mean punched it and with a hammer
he would have liked it if i whacked it
ughhhhhhhhhhhhhh
how odd
and this guy went to HARVARD AND WAS 38 YEARS OLD
he was rich classy well dressed and treated me like a l ady in every way
other than thattttttttt yuckkkkkkk what is that about
i cant see drunken dumb uneducated guys doing it
or some for a joke ha ha ha
but a man who you gave you rheart and trust to
for 8 months when he was hurting over his ex
and then on your first date does this
and not when you were all heated up and making outtttttttt????
what is that about? | |
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Posted: 1/18/2008 10:06:34 PM | ^^^ i am really sorry to hear that someone can be that bold, perverted and pompous to do that! especially since he was forcing you when you obviously didn't want that. and i think you pegged him as being an exhibitionist since he seemed to get a "rise" out of public displays of sex. i can't say affection because it sounds like he'd be the type of person to say that he knows a woman wanted it...if you catch my drift. don't give him a second chance - you could wind up in a worse situation than that next time. you're an attractive lady and probably very trusting. just don't let men take advantage of you because of that. he kind of sounds a little like a guy i met around here who seems to be similar, but i would have to say both of them fall under being a little narcissistic too. good luck to you! :-)
there's just one more thing...that rhino pic on your profile, that's just so wrong LOL! | |
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| Embarrassing question-whipping it out inappropriately
Posted: 1/19/2008 1:47:20 AM | OK! Some people are just retarded.
I had a guy whip it out, before he even tried to kiss me on a date on November 18th, 2007, at precisely 11:45 PM.
I only remember this, because the trauma is affixed permanently in my head. | |
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