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 TimR_

Joined: 12/12/2007
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Posted: 1/9/2008 10:30:33 AM
W.E worst enemy?



anyway
try this one
What two signs are always found side-by-side in libraries?
 Pseudo Masochist

Joined: 7/28/2007
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Posted: 1/9/2008 10:34:46 AM
I'd roll an apple across and then follow after it had crossed with the other four.

My nan can have the soiled one.
 The BFH

Joined: 11/21/2007
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Posted: 1/9/2008 10:35:06 AM
What two signs are always found side-by-side in libraries?


Be quite please/ I said be quiet or I'll blow your knee caps off?

EDIT: Ah got it! Libra and Aries! WOOT!! when can I have me choccy?
 Pseudo Masochist

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Posted: 1/9/2008 10:37:28 AM

What two signs are always found side-by-side in libraries?


No smoking except for quide dogs next to the self help section.
 TimR_

Joined: 12/12/2007
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Posted: 1/9/2008 10:45:31 AM
correct The Bfh
well done
choccy is available from the year 2020......
 The BFH

Joined: 11/21/2007
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Posted: 1/9/2008 10:53:58 AM

correct The Bfh
well done
choccy is available from the year 2020......

I'll hold you to that unless the Aztecs are right. Thank you
 Ice_Rink_4_Nits

Joined: 7/27/2007
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Posted: 1/9/2008 10:54:08 AM

Libra and Aries


This isn't true.....Libraries only has one A in the middle, so that means that Libra & aries are joined not side by side.

 Georgiegirl1955

Joined: 12/15/2007
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Posted: 1/9/2008 11:36:18 AM

K i got one, say u picked apples for ur mom or w.e, and u were on ur way home and u all of the sudden came accross this bridge that can only hold up to ur bodyweight and 4 apples.. and u picked 5 apples, so u cant take all 5 or the bridge will break and u would die,, but there is one way u can do this and u will get all 5 apples across plus ur self safely.

no u cant throw accross the bridge, or eat one


How do you know it can only take your body weight and 4 apples? And what sort of apples are they? Are they Granny Smiths? If so, you deserve for the bridge to break if you stole her apples.
 ZhanGo

Joined: 7/25/2007
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Posted: 1/9/2008 12:28:23 PM
thnks for all answer and comments/.... some of them was very funny,couldnt stop laughing when i was reading it......any way the answer is.

...juggle them as you walk across the bridge,because during juggle time..one of the apple it well be in the aire...in that case the bridge ..not over weight ...

the people who had wright answer...is

jujumonkey

katsters

funny answer was / Paint them brown so the bridge thinks they are onions.

it was posted by Vaughn Chevaux
 Big G...

Joined: 1/3/2007
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Posted: 1/9/2008 12:35:36 PM
I can't juggle so I may die.
 Stinker*Belle

Joined: 9/15/2007
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Posted: 1/9/2008 2:24:53 PM
I would think "Sod it, I dont really like apples anyway" and go to sleep on the side of the river.
I would then get up in the morning, drink all of the water and then walk across the empty pond thing.

I think Terry's suggestion of having a poo was the best idea.
 MrJohnnyB

Joined: 7/15/2007
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Posted: 1/9/2008 2:29:45 PM
I personally would cross the bridge with all 5 apples, then let the bridge break, and then get hurt and think who in their right mind builds a bridge so weak (think of the americans)? Then sue them for negligence, then buy apples from tesco and get them delivered, sorted.
 davey-t

Joined: 12/3/2007
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Posted: 1/9/2008 3:35:53 PM
w.e. must surely mean 'whatever'.

What is to stop one making more than one crossing of this bridge?

Is there a prize for translating the OP?



 -Hams-

Joined: 10/30/2006
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Posted: 1/9/2008 3:51:54 PM

Is there a prize for translating the OP?


Yes..Its an apple!

OT...Nice idea OP for a thread and give us another riddle next week!
 anniesea

Joined: 11/3/2007
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Posted: 1/10/2008 12:58:00 PM
Strange the things you think of in the bath of a morning.

I reckon you'd fall in the water anyway. But I am not sure my physics is up to proving it. Or my English up to explaining the argument, but here goes.

Every action has an equal and opposite reaction.

In order to overcome gravity and throw one of the 5 apples in the air the equal and opposite reaction would impart the force required to lift the apple against gravity (its weight converted to energy) onto the bridge - thus imposing the weight of the 5th apple onto the bridge. And we know it is a very sensitive bridge. Bobbing for apples anyone?

I feel my argument should be wrong - can anyone prove it?
 TimR_

Joined: 12/12/2007
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Posted: 1/10/2008 1:01:50 PM
finally i can reply to SR

This isn't true.....Libraries only has one A in the middle, so that means that Libra & aries are joined not side by side.


ffs always one isn't there

 anniesea

Joined: 11/3/2007
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Posted: 1/10/2008 1:08:26 PM
Glad to have been of use!
 willow

Joined: 12/11/2005
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Posted: 1/10/2008 1:13:15 PM
Heres one..


How did Mark legally marry three women in Michigan, without divorcing any of them, becoming legally separated, or any of them dying?
 Dermar

Joined: 1/1/2008
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Posted: 1/10/2008 1:15:06 PM
He was the priest.
 Georgiegirl1955

Joined: 12/15/2007
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Posted: 1/10/2008 1:15:26 PM
He was the minister/vicar/preacherman
 willow

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Posted: 1/10/2008 1:17:27 PM
Correct.

2 kids fighting so mum decided to punish them by making them stand on the same piece of news paper in such a way they cant touch each other....How..?


VVV Wrong I am afraid VVV

Correct Dermar...
 TimR_

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Posted: 1/10/2008 1:23:37 PM
she laid them down feet to feet with the paper inbetween?
 Dermar

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Posted: 1/10/2008 1:24:55 PM
put the newspaper under a door and make them stand on the bit that is sticking out their side, backs to the door!!

had to think about that one!



VVVV
heheh you need to type faster. forum rules stop me answering the surgeon one, so I will let someone else do so :)
 Georgiegirl1955

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Posted: 1/10/2008 1:25:06 PM
Put the newspaper under the door and made one stand either side
It looks like i'm copying you now, both of you

 Fiery~D

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Posted: 1/10/2008 1:25:25 PM
tear the piece in half and put them other sides of the room

I've got one.

Young boy and his dad are in a car accident, both are seriously injured, one is taken one hospital the other is taken to another a few miles away
The boy goes into surgery for his injuries, the surgeon says " I can't operate on him, he's my son"

How?
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